I finally had my big DBZ moment anons. I finally showed people my power level. Let me set the stage

I finally had my big DBZ moment anons. I finally showed people my power level. Let me set the stage.
>the rowing machinery brought to campus from the rowing gym
>now anyone whether signed up for rowing or not can use em or watch members use them
>be me
>member for around half a year
>still one of the slowest at the gym
>tfw get assigned to do my exercise with CHAD
>everyone's watching
>fuck
>realise CHAD isnt going for fast time and is doing rate control
>some other guys have also used the machine so they know what an average speed is
>guess I wont embarrass myself too bad
>start rowing
>doing rate control though alternating between that and high speed bursts
>tired today so only decide to do one burst near the end
>some new guy says hell go even faster than me
>knowing me I expected as much
>do my rate control
>keep at roughly the same speed as CHAD
>people are reasonably impressed
>nearing the end
>well time for my burst
>start putting actual force into it
>notice people muttering and their expressions changing
>my speed keeps rising
>now people are definitely shocked and here some "woah he's crazy and woah hes fast from the crowd
>eventually I hit peak speed which is roughly twice my average speed
>everyone's mouth except Coach's and Chads has fallen open
>jump off the machine with that one guy who made the challenge staring
>leave the room with everyone shocked
>mfw

Congratz lil bb

Why are people standing around watching people use rowing machines? Lol

Because this story is false and flagrantly homosexual

This

Why don't you guys just set 2 treadmills to 8 mph and see who can run a mile faster

I, too, had a power level moment reveal
>Hanging out with a bunch of theater students
>I got a part time job building sets for them since I have construction experience and they didn't have a big enough set building department
>We're all out going to a restaurant, have to wait
>Some manlet starts doing chin ups at a random overhanging bar
>Gets out 11, everyone is impressed
>Go to the bar, start bumping out a set
>Everyone mirin
>Keep going
>People start losing interest
>Keep going
>Probably at like 40 by now
>Everyone goes in the restaurant, table is ready
>No audience anymore
>Keep going
>Stop just short of 60

A-alpha as fuck.

>Set the threadmill to 8mph
>See who can run a mile faster

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Kek

>bertstaringwolfcastle.jpg

That was the point, his story sucks

>hurr durr I rowed faster than the other homo on the rowing machine and had all the other homos mirin my kingness in faggotry