How to achieve Jordi-mode?

How to achieve Jordi-mode?

>impossible to make that kind of dick gains
genetics /thread

is he /ourguy/?

Who is this?

if youre a dyel with a huge dick than, yes
stunt cock

It's weird how Jordi's dick grew from his pre-fame videos to his Brazzers videos.
Also, it seems to me that most big dicks in professional videos are very round while most big dicks in amateur videos don't have that roundness.

Is it pump?

Round in what way?

More and more pornstars are getting silicone injections in their penis or even that surgery where they pull the penis forward a little bit (both of these are extremely dangerous and illegal in most places, by the way). You should keep in mind that the Brazzers guys (most notably the main British Brazzers director Dick Bush who openly posts on /tv/) are probably better at making the dicks look big than the Spanish dudes. Jordi is probably mostly camera tricks and perhaps a pump (don't know much about them), since AFAIK he doesn't do the thing that is most characteristic of silicone injected penises (the penis is still rather "mushy" when erect and hangs down while the base is almost completely soft. A few of the BLACKED guys have this, as does one of the white guys from Brazzers IIRC, but I don't know his name. It's mostly a thing for guys who debuted in the past ~5 years.).

>silicone injections in their penis

He works for Brazzers so hes going to look like a plastic mutant in a few years for sure. They manage to make everyone monstermode with their discount butchers.
Brazzers is so bad the wasted potential hurts physically.

this is why I only watch euro and jav porn, americans turn everything into trash

His dick is above average, but you need to remember he's a skelly super manlet. It's mostly visual.

i really can't stand jav porn cuz the guys are so unideal

it's even stranger when you realize most surgeons who do the procedure even advise against it
you'd think guys would be more careful with their cocks

did you guys ever think how gay you are looking at dicks all the time?
I think you should

whys it unsafe to get silicone injected in your dick

Eh, it's all about logic and objectivity. It's also a bit of a pissing contest.

If the american west didn't spend so much time demonizing natural heternormative behaviors and trying to lionize dykery and whoredom we wouldn't need to seek confirmation on dick size on the net.

Every man should read the Kamasutra at least once.

>you will never be a meek faggot with a huge dick that gets to fuck literally the hottest women on earth, every day as a job

>How to achieve Jordi-mode?
be dyel manlet with big ding dong

Based niño polla el orgullo de mi pais

Arriba España

You're injecting a toxic substance into the flesh of a relatively complicated and fragile part of your body. Remember how dangerous breast implants are, except instead of being contained within a special "bag", it's freely flowing around and touching stuff, and instead of being among (mostly) fat it's among a thousand different tiny fragile parts.

>that's not Danny D

what about that procedure that cuts the ligaments/muscle around the benis basecamp, so it can hang lower but you'll lose erection angle? is that bad? i'll trade that for a small lenght increase.


that's /tv/'s guy