Fuck you Veeky Forums

>waahhh pipe hitting niggas don't like the stretch marks on my pasty Twink ass
Truly every soyboys struggle

nobody cares about stretch marks except some fags
what you need to do though is to stop skipping leg day and do more squats and RDLs for a thicc posterior chain

The one thing I like about being a manlet, stretch-mark FREE baby!

I bet all the guys on here making manlet threads are tall dudes with stretch marks.

>I'd rather not have stretch marks than be taller
said no one ever

welp. i even use smoothing tools but hey for my first cycle im doing much better than fucking crusader.

>tfw stretch marks on ass and armpit area
Didn't even do roids just gained 50lbs over the course of a year or so

>soon

what is that supposed to mean omg

>that face
>roiding for this

you're such a failure. you could easily get that big in less than a year, natty. steroids are supposed to take you to the next level. you started at 0 now you are at 1; nice job, retard.

>that long numale face
>that jaw
>that neck
YUUUUUUUCK

*cries in faggot*

I don't even believe that you're being serious anymore. But I'm willing to suspend my disbelief in order to get some enjoyment from this thread,

Do you fags work out for like 2 weeks and just go fuckit I need roids to do all the work for me? You look like a highschool kid and I don't care that you're 6'4

I'm as big as this but more fat and I'm a low T beta male

you suck

This thread is giving me Déjà vu

why are you trying to shit on someone who has a better body than you? Why did you hop on roids when you dont know wtf youre doing? reconsider your choices, man

my butt is covered in stretchmarks due to growth spurt / im naturally strong
what can u do

Put me in the screencap

put ur trip on crusader.

>new meme

literally wtf is wrong with stretchmarks nigger, I have them on my back and girls find them super hot. also
>roiding for this

first time I've ever had to ask somebody on roids do you even lift?

This can't be true. I refuse it to be true. You literally cannot be roiding for THIS. Worst, you can't imagine looking at this body and think you can post this on Veeky Forums and actually think you're not that bad. The delusion is too high.

Try Helium supplementation. You can order a mask online

Good Lord you idiot, you couldve tried 4-5 years of natty lifting before this.

Look, try this, its what I am doing. Try to get to 5 reps of 315 for bench, a decent core, and 40 pullups all natty THEN jump on roids. Jesus you're retarded. I bet you the kind of guy who will have HIV before 30, still be working a menial job at 35, and will die alone. Holy crap. Just end it.

Bruh stretchmarks are your last thing you should worry. When you hit bubble butt mode no one cares about your marks

>roiding for this

>I'm as big as this

you mean small

Roidfags are pathetic

literally everyone has stretch marks somewhere.

Holy shit lmfao wow OP just wow

>the absolute state of roidfags

Adam Sandler looks like that!!??

How do people even get into roids this quick
There's a big jump from pumping iron and eating chicken breast and injecting IV drugs.

holy fuck

>roiding for this

haha no way this is real.. you dont even look like you can OHP the bar.. and after 3 months of training you think "lets hop on 500mg/week".

>Adam Sandler looks like that!!??
i cant even
instagram.com/steve_raider/

>IV drugs

you're a bigger idiot than op

faggot

1 year of dedicated natty lifting could achieve this i'm not meme'ing

hope the roids work for you though brudda

Are you serious? That's unironically 1-2 months of lifting natty lmao. How dyel is everyone here.

Post timestamp pic please. I need this to be real

Oh fuqq, I am bigger and natty.

i hope you played a popori and not a stinking loli fag elin

i fucking love elins fuck you. ;_;

>why I'm small guys?
>3 reasons
>none of them being off roids
just

>im doing much better than fucking crusader.

Hahaha do you honestly think that?.i can't believe I've seen someone more retarded than he.

Kek, did you needed fucking steroids to achieve THAT?
Please kys OP

> roiding for this

of course you do this is why u are loser

post timestamp right now you retarded faggot

>the new meme ?

I'm 5'7 152lb Natty and my ass is 100x better lol

>5'7

Everyone has strechmarks, its nothing to worry about.
Stop being a faggot,
>literally about to cry
Did you have -100 test in your body before roiding?

wrong webm

Fuck these guys Op, it think you're pretty cute and have a nice butt.

you're either morbidly obese or auschwitz mode
no one else would even think of complementing a dyel like this

But roids are intravenous drugs bro

This is the average roid user.

most roids are an oil solution meant for intramuscular injection
oil is not soluble in blood, thus injecting it directly in a vein will kill you
why do i argue with you morons

mad lanklet with no ass spotted

>gearing while living with your parents

10 WEEKS!?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

t.

HEY FAGGOT!

You've made it(sorta), no need to live the sitiationary/failed hetero/pathological/ homosexual life style OP, now you can actually go for a real woman instead of being some mentally ill straight person that goes gay just to feel like he's wanted. Ignore those faggots, most of them are mentally ill and have a fucked up faggot brain due to low self esteem, feminisation, sissyhood, penis envy, being abused by same sex etc.

>using steroids ever

The more I interact with lgbt's, the more I realize they're mentally ill. At work a 'ew dyke started and ffs she keeps saying shit like "I'm basically a guy.", "I think I must've been a man in my past life.","Ooh, you're talking about girls, let me in.". Every fucking day she says shit like that more than 10 times. Who the fuck does she think she's fooling.

Lol stop being so sensitive. I have those and I've never used roids.

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>getting fucking mogged by crusader of all people

get fucked you fucking faggot

>riding for this

>LEL ROIDS R 4 SUBHUMANS. RODS WILL KILL U

Are you new here? Get out.

My ass has to look like this
So my arms can look like this

Nigga you gay.
Also
>Roiding for this

>don't do roids
>have a fuck ton of stretch marks
Fug

because they get lots of attention from fit. weird huh.

Jesus Christ, here have a (you). Also put me in the screencap senpai.

Why do you bully me?

>going on an anonymous Chinese cartoon imageboard
>uses a tripcode
I remember when trippers were a rarity now they pollute almost every thread

>roiding when you haven't even lifted for 2 months
what the literal fuck

All i'm gonna say is;
>There's a good reason why your parents in particular, are being overprotective.

Oh and also
0 lats detected.

It's okay crusaderchan. He honestly doesn't look as good as you. Congrats, you are no longer the worst roider on this board

because some people are attracted to men? is this a difficult concept for you?

FUCKING EAT MORE, FUCKING EAT MORE, FUCKING EAT MORE ,FUCKING EAT MORE, FUCKING EAT MORE, FUCKING EAT MORE.

You look like you never eat.

Well done crusader someone actually looks worse than you.

you know, i used to say exactly these kind of negative things about gay people before i figured out i was gay. I have actually called gay people fags in person (not internet) and it was my way of covering up.

its wierd to be this concerned about an issue that doesnt affect you, unless of course it does affect you, and youre worried about what you feel attracted to, and calling people fag/queer is how you mentally avoid questioning your own sexuality.

be ready for butthurt replies, this whole defence mechanism is based around thinking hetero is equivalent to cool

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