Tfw dicklet

>bone pressed
When will this stupid meme end magically adding 1 inch to your stats

Fucking dicklets will never learn

>I don't think it's a big deal though since statistically it's all above average.
He said he's 6x5 while pressing to the bone.
That means it looks even smaller.
For reference, I consider myself a true 6x5, in that i measured from the top to the base.
If I bone press I can vary between 6.75 and 7 if I'm really hard.

>bonepressed

But why would one bonepress ? When you're going to fuck someone there is a point where you cannot put your dick any further, and this point begins more or less around the balls, no ?

Don't worry user, at least you can identify with Iron Dicklet.

You gain almost a full inch from bone pressing?
How fat are you?

You're wasting valuable money on school. Fix your fix.

What does bone pressed actually mean?

>You're wasting valuable money on school. Fix your fix.
Well user, I am a lazy fuck, no doubt, but it's not my fault semesters ar 2.5 months here, and the textbooks are useless.

he has erection issues, he's not a dicklet

I'm 6'2" and 225 so my bmi isn't great but >lolbmi.
A size 36 waist is usually too small for me but I need to wear a 38 because I have a big ass and will rip pants easily if I don't.

You run a ruler along the top of your dick and press it into you until you can't anymore.

Then who's a dicklet? Doom?

That's how it's measured in all the studies faggot

So you're fat.

Sounds like a bunch of excuses. Stop being a faggot.

At least you can use it, you don't know real pain unless your dick is so curved it's actually impossible to fuck. One dick you get one fucking dick in your entire life and I can't even use it.

>At least you can use it
I wouldn't now user. I'm on my way to becoming a Wizard... Besides, it's pretty curved, like an upwards boomerang.

Sure, but... being a Yuropoor in Uni is suffering.

I'm probably between 15-20% bf so yeah by Veeky Forums standards I'm fat but I can bench 3pl8.

Sorry Starkfag,but that doesn't prove anything. Beinf confident enough to show it means he can play the "I'm a grower" card. If he chickened out at the bet, it'd be worse. Pic Related alludes to him having good skills but an unimpressive dick.

Mines curved as fuck, I just use that to my advantage, can stimulate places other guys can't because of it. You guys are virgins aren't you. Unless you have 90+ degree bend there is no way you can't use it.

Yeah I have close to 90 tho like ~80. It's painful as fuck for me.

No, it's not. I'm Polish and I did just fine. Pretty sure people in your whatever country you're from graduate without much issues.

You're just a big whiny bitch.

What did you study user? Civil Engineering?

hard to believe that that slut character, on that jew show, described a perfect dick as "pink" and not as "shithole brown"

TFW: 5'9 Manlet, 7 Inch dick. At least I'm not a dicklet.

Also, it all depends on persective, senpai. I always thought me dick was really small, but then I found out that I just had giant hands. Is actually pretty large.

How big are they?

Throughout the whole show, she only fucks one black guy, and yeah, he does have a BBC. But the guywith the biggest cock, whom she could not handle, was white.

Not too sure of the dimensions.

op i am grill and honestly your dick size is fine. I had a bf who was 5ish inches and he made me orgasm just fine. my current guy is 6'2 with a grower not a shower, his dick looks small when flaccid, no one gives a shit desu. congrats on the height

Just grab a ruler user.

Stop thinking about your dick, nothing good will come of it.

>tfw a show centered around roasties is less degenerate than today's average show

It's literally impossible though, unless you have a big one to satisfy your ego.

Shit son that must be fucked

Not that user but I too have giant hands palm is like 5-6 inches across and about 8-9 from tip of my middle finger to the base of my palm, always thought I had a relatively average member but the first time I saw it in someone else's hands I was amazed

>bonepressed

fucking what

also how are you guys measuring girth? wrapping measuring tape around it?

rt this guy gets it

How DO you measure girth? I'm too embarrassed to google it

>acquire string that doesn't stretch
>acquire raging boner
>wrap string around thickest part of shaft
>cut string when it overlaps
>measure cut string with ruler
>realize you will never have a 9"x7.5" penis working as head chef at Wendy's

Stop watching porn you are watching a man with a bigger cock than you please a woman more than you ever could.. it's turning you into a cuck... nofap idk about that but noporn has really helped my mental state a ton a highly recommend you stop.

The only worrying you need to be doing about your cawk is whether the Jews got to it

Same breh. pic related is me

>6'1"
>6" dick
>complaining to a board of 4" dicked manlets
do you think anyone here has sympathy for you?

I sometimes watch sex and the city and just jerk off to them talking about penises and sex

Could someone tell me which episode this is in. thank you.

>tfw 6'10" and 7"x5"
why was I fucked in the genetic lottery bros?

I know that pain. Will we ever make it?

Salty are ye

curved up is the goat dickshape nigga you a virgin?

If you have pencil dick make sure you can get 100% erect

im too scared to measure lads i feel like its tiny i cant face the truth

>you a virgin?
What do (you) think user?

Its not like it matters. Most women only take it 5 inches deep anyway

try being grateful for once in your life you insecure sissy boy

chad here, 6in dick with 6inch girth here have never had a problem pleasuring a woman and girls think my dick is massive. one girl even told me she thought it was like 8 because her ex was 6 inches but i told her it was clearly a lie
>sometimes i say my dick is 5 inches to girls to fuck those dicklets

5’7” with a 7 1/2 inch dick. I dunno how thick it is, but it’s thick. It offers me nothing but a little more confidence when talking to girls. The confidence comes from knowing that if I gat them into a private situation where I can show my dick, I KNOW they will be impressed.

The problem is that I come off as a guy that is desperately trying to get a girl into a room so she can see my dick. It is both a gift and a curse.

Same dick size and 5'2".
Curving up isn't a bad thing. It hits the right spots better.

4x4 with no curve
Never used

>It hits the right spots better.
How?

t.virgin

>That's how it's measured in all the studies

Yeah because it is the most reliable way of getting penis measurements without having to exclude fat bastards whose fat pad covers up their dick. For the purposes of fucking bone-pressed length is completely irrelevant.

idiots, it is more pleasurable. you can hit places with missionary that most cant.
mine curves up and has a decent curve to the left it girl love it. Make the most of what you've got. seriously a girl will care more if you worry about your dick size/shape than if it is actually small/not perfectly aesthetic.
same goes for your body, aesthetics are eye candy but no one cares for an insecure faggot

>8x5 bone pressed erect
>6’2”
>2” flaccid
>been with 118 girls and nothing but compliments

My favourite part is when they play with it afterwards when it’s flaccid and they always find how small it gets fascinating. It’s kinda adorable how interested they get with it.

8x6" bone pressed here. Women worship my aesthetic cock. I am a grower though. 5" flaccid. It's night and day. I would hate to have a 8" swinging around at all times. Being a grower is proper evolution. Animals are showers.

Yes it fucking does

Just a shame we can't post cocks here then we could actually see who's talking shit.

The night i lost my virginity my dick was the biggest ive ever seen pushing 8 inches ,now im lucky to see the fucker get 6.5, but i smoke so probably my own doing

Congrats, you let the meme get to you. You played yourself.

You could always link to imgur and not break any rules. But I guess seeing as 90% of Veeky Forums has them 8”+ dicks, they’re too busy to post a pic...

>5’9”
>5.5x6.0” dick
>not bonepressed
>only been with escorts when on vacation

All grills say their BF’s have 7 inch dicks, all dudes say they have 7 inch dicks

>tfw too scared Stacies will laugh at me if I ever managed to land one

>6"x4"

END MY FUCKING SUFFERING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>tfw too scared Stacies will laugh at me if I ever managed to land one
Literally the same fear over here.

Just end it user. It's the only thing we have control over...