Have you ever brapped in the gym?

Have you ever brapped in the gym?

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I let out a high pitched one when squatting,

I've crop dusted the cardio bunnies with pure protein exhaust before

p glorious

Yes, doing leg press.

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during squats yes

loudy as well, got a Pr that set

I pooped once while warming up on squats
Just a bit

Anyone have the screenshot of all those protein fart green texts? I couldn’t stop laughing

I need to know more about this for reasons

>using your fart to propel you into a PR

hope you didn't count that set

yes, try and do it silently though

>Wearing headphones
>Do a silent toot
>Everybody looks at me

yeah but i blamed in on the dweeb working in with me

Bruh, I have some bad news for you...

>be grill in gym
>brap silently
>suddenly surrounded by guys

...

Squat braps... Tend to like gassing the cardio room while I'm on the treadmill because there's a couple fans in there that make determining direction impossible.

Noice

no but a while back I brapped into the fire warden megaphone at work

...

Yep, squats. The lesson I learned from this experience is to go push one out before setting a new PR.

Sometimes I pace around the gym letting out silent tactical fart in-between sets.

i laid back doing dumbell press and as soon as my back hit the bench i let one rip

was next to some qtpie too and i busted out laughing and couldnt even do the set

left the gym instantly. luckily i have never seen her since and she headphones in so idk if she heard

>protein exhaust
are u running straight pipes for more chad sound bruv

a big dude with the actual chad meme haircut crop dusted me and the whole bench section in front of the dumbells and you could tell he was trying to hold back a laugh

>silent toot
u sure my man? must have sounded like v8 cold start if every1 looked

well what did u exept from /CHAD™/?

Yeah all the time squatting. Always had headphones in, so never knew if it made noise. Didn’t really care though. Girlfriend is 8/10 looks and 10/10 personality so I wasn’t there to impress any women.

During a group workout while I was mid squat I let out a silent protein fart.
Bloke next to me yells out
> did you just fart gross that stinks
>Yeah fuck up cunt
I have an entire gym setup at home now though so I can fart in peace

>go hard at pt
>heading to my dorm room
>pass by qt in our dayroom
>say "hey sorry if i stink" (still wearing ptu)
>"i like that smell"
>stop dead in my tracks, turn around
>"you like that smell?"
>"yeah i like how the bad boys smell"
>suddenly rock hard
>"oh yeah? i'm a bad boy huh"
>"...no but my boyfriend is"
>realize why she's in the male-exclusive dayroom
>visible boner through ptu
>laugh, go over to her, pull out mandatory pen and 341, write my number on it
>boner very close to her face, she smiles
>in my head trying to think of something to say as i'm writing
>hand it to her, say something faggot
>"he doesn't stink like me babe"
>do a 360 and walk to my room
>never called me

>this thread

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>brapp when I'm standing
>go down to smell it

Brad?

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twice, silent ones, one was fine... the other made me nervous for a second.

Leg pressed one out so bad i thought I was going to die because I couldn't focus enough to push the weight off of me partly because I was trying not to giggle.