Have you fallen for the water jew?
>drink 8 cups of water per day to be "healthy"
>constantly unfocused, running back and forth between office and bathroom
>I'm the joke amongst my coworkers
>boss keeps giving me the shitty assignments
I recently quit drinking water and it's become so much better
>finish assignments easy, laser focus
>coworkers ask me for help
>boss offering me a promotion next month
>hitting on Linda in the cafeteria
Honestly, don't do it. The "health benefits" are bullshit
drink when you are thirsty?
what is this fucking thread?
>running back and forth between office and bathroom
Sounds like good cardio
People just claim you don't have to drink water to be contrarian.
I'll see ya in a couple of decades with those kidney stones, urine incontinence and diabetes.
Meme bullshit
i drink water until my piss is clear
Is drinking water a meme?
Do you know the standard measure of a cup?
I bet you down a quarter gallon for every cup you drink and then you have piss problems.
Also buy cranberry juice for better bladder controll
>this thread
Linda would be laughing lmal
you don't dehydrate in a day. as long as you eat salt you should be fine
I haven't drank water since 2016 and I'm doing fine AMA
this.
also,
>2018
>eating food
>falling for the nutrition jew
nigga you what
kek
lel
>currently drinking water
>read this thread
S-Should I stop?
An anti water thread? Come on man? The real issue is food
>start IM fasting
>longer and longer periods between me eating
>also start hitting up that sweet sweet sun
>body in ABSOLUTE state, no food and just pouring water out as sweat
>evolution.now
>body starts to do photosynthesis
>muscle popping out everywhere
>8 hours of sun a day keeps me full and well hydrated
Thank you based sun
Staying hydrated is very important, but the whole "drink x cups of water every y hours" is complete bullshit. It's just a silly rule of thumb to help you actually hit the recommended amount of water.
If you drink a bunch of tapwater it's gonna fuck with you. The fluoride, along with other chemicals, are estrogenic and have negative cognitive effects.
have you guys fallen for the semetic air?
I've decided that oxygen is probably the jewiest element and I'm going to hold my breath from now
>2018
>sleeping
>Long-term low-quantity consumption of water (defined in this study as not more than 100 mL of water per day) was shown to increase total and free testosterone (by 31 and 47 percent, respectively) and reduce selected female sex hormones in a cohort of 58 non-obese healthy men.
Johnson P, Zhang C, Murray G. (2009). ‘The effects of water restriction on the endocrine system of healthy non-obese men.’ Journal of Endocrinology and Hormones, 45(7), 127-137.
Guys, stop drinking water.
>oxygen is probably the jewiest element
oxygen is the leading cause of death. 100% of people that breathe oxygen die.
statistics don't lie
sorry user it's too late for you. You've become a soyboy from the chemicals they put in water. Gotta stay dry for life.
i sweat upto a liter a day. that woul.d fucking kill me you retard. maybe in your comfy climate not doing anything but sitting on your ass you can get away drinking minimal water.
but living in the tropics working a real job you will die. there have already been multiple people hospitalized this summer because of the heat and dehydration already.
drinking 150ml of water in 40 degree heat is a literal death wish
I'm just gonna interpreted this thread as "Drink less water goy!"
Jews have big noses because oxygen is free.
THE JEWS INVENTED WATER TO GET YOU TO BUY HYDROGEN
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Dominate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to work slung over one shoulder, slam that motherfucker on the ground in your cubicle.
Everytime you feel like you need to piss stand up, unzip your dick with both hands in an exaggerated gesture, make sure you haven't shaved recently, also let out a deep, loud sigh groan with a "MAN I HAVE TO PISS" then finish the routine by blasting piss everywhere, coating your co-workers.
When you're finished, let out a loud "AHHHH I NEEDED THAT"
Based
Not only does water make you a soyboy, it also steals your gains
>typical jewery
>NOFAP
>NOPORN
>NOWATER
>NOFOOD
The path to enlightenment
>real job
So, you are a brainlet?
sick repost fag
>quit drinking water
Americans.
no one claims you don't have to drink water you fucking dolt
8 cups of water including the water in your food
>Tfw drink up to 160oz of water on the daily
Sheeit no wonder i got man boobs
So you're gonna ignore the daily shilling threads on Veeky Forums that literally tell "Drink more water"
>2018
>not on /nodrink/
>ever making it
Terrible advice, why would you drink sucrose water for a pseudoscientific debunked benefit
>2018
>believing in good advice
>believing in science
>not just making up your own bibliotheca alexandrina
>ISHIGGYMYDIGGY
no i had an IQ of 146 in 2010 at age 15 according to Australian national IQ test, i just don't enjoy sitting down all day.
Being physical does not in anyway shape or form imply mental inferiority my poor deluded friend.
>he still falls for the air jew
>the chemicals they put in water
i'm at the top of my water table and don't buy water. drink only from the creek or the bore. if they are managing to get chemicals into my mountains they deserve to be poisoning me
>put half a teaspoon of salt and a whole lemon in 2L of water (preferably fizzy water for the taste)
does nobody else do this? not only does it reduce the time between needing to pee it also replenishes your electrolytes
t. been drinking water like this for over a year and a half
Lemon is bad for enamel.
>I recently quit drinking water
only in amerifat
Your body is so good at regulating thirst that a normal person literally cannot become hypernatremic by withholding water intake. Meanwhile, your kidneys are extremely efficient at balancing the water and ions that you need. If you drink when you're thirsty you will literally be fine. Drink extra if it makes you feel better.
Fish literally release eggs into the water, it is therefore filled with pesco-estrogens. If you drink the water jew you are neither white nor male
>muh iq test
Ouch, we have a terrible case of brainlet here.
>works hard manual labor in the "tropics" because he doesn't want to sit down all day
>literally to smart to buy a standing desk
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to score 146 on the Australian national IQ test
To prevent dehydration you need all electrolytes and salt only has two out of the five
Finally somepne spoke the truth, personally Im on the *NO WATER* almost 9 months and the quality of my afterlife increased.
t. Mummy
>nofap
>fasting
>nowater
Veeky Forums are Buddhists on the path to self-mummification
>Bladderlet
When will they learn? GOWAD Master Race
and yet bloadmaxxing at the same time, is there any limit to their genius?
Kek
>not bein able to hold a massive piss for more than 90 mins
guess how i know you was never a college student
>drinking the devils fluid
>making it
Choose one user
1 cup a day thats it COMON
Do you piss cream?
this but unironically
you should read some american drinking water quality reports. it's lead or getting fat from sugar :/
KEK OP BTFO
This
>he doesn't have a well
ishygddt.
"8 glasses a day" is too much, but only drinking when you're thirsty isn't quite great either.
You have to find that balance where you're peeing once every 4 hours or so and it's coming out pale yellow.
100% of people that do literally anything die
>8 glasses a day
>running between office and bathroom
11 year old girl confirmed
wow man did u come up with that urself?
>drink mostly coffee
>only have to pee every few hours
On the downside I know it's pretty unhealthy to not be drinking water
Are you shaking right now?
No, I don't get the shakes from drinking coffee unless I haven't eaten anything
Add salt to taste with your food
>salt
The worst part about being well (((hydrated))) that if you cum and then feel like going to the toilette to pee your dick/butt and intestines will be in pain for good 10 mintites and you feel like you have to shit and you can't completely empty your bladder.
Who else here gets this shit? Had it since I've remembered.
I had this in my teens years but they are completely gone now (25y). Dont know how.
i have this, i read on some forum its from cumming too much
I'm getting it right now, cuz I cummed even though i stopped myself while cumming to go to pee but I'm still having to pee like every hour.
Shit is bad, im peeing like 20 times a day.
This is gonna hurt.
I hope you have a legal will. Dick/butt problems are fatal.
Then I've been dying since i was kid.
>repost
you have to go back.
This
10/10 hearty kek
WATER IS A JEWISH INVENTION
I don't have time to do that, I just gulp them down at the beginning of the day
It sucks major ass
I a lot of salt, lots of jerky throughout the day
Don't say that. I'll see if I can take a picture of her in the cafeteria, she's a qt
>Get big bottle of water
>Drink throughout throughout the day
>???
>Profit
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This. You have pores for a reason. The body was meant for activity. Using your body to type at a computer all day is like using a microscope as a spoon.
Semi-related, but is it okay if I drink soda instead of water? I can't stand the taste of water
Only if you are an autistic sperg like OP
When does my piss turn clear again? I'm reducing my soda intake from to 20oz a day and I still feel thirsty + cloudy bubbly piss all the time
I'd have thought moderating soda would have been just fine but i don't feel any difference
No.
Soda is quite literally one of the worst things you can consume. It will kill your gains, it gets you physically addicted, and is extremely calorie rich without providing any nutrients. It also shrinks your dick and melts your teeth. Just get used to drinking water, or put those sweetener flavors in until you no longer crave soda.
What if I drink diet soda?
no faggot