How do I achieve this?

how do I achieve this?

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I wonder what is his entire workout

be the greatest living director on the planet and have plebeian faggots mock your work because their pea brains cannot comprehend it

Unironically this. The Room is legitimately a brilliant film, not even meme'ing.

So anyways, how is your sex life?

>The Room is legitimately a brilliant film
explain!

Tear aparts 5x5 as a workout finisher

Be a vampire from LOOziana.

I concur. The Room should be the official movie of fit.

Also, take girls to a screening, you'll get laid after.

Have a pullup bar at home and do pull-ups and chins to failure every time you walk past it

I believe Greg mentioned that Tommy was able to hold an iron cross in the book. He's clearly doing more than just his door pullups.

According to the book, he would do pull ups until he was red in the face and drenched in sweat.

In a few minutes, bitch

You just need genetics be all american man like Tommy, oh hai Mark

Start selling cheap imported chinese jean jackets to americans while larping as an american yourself

you gotta hit tha gym every day
but if someone asks, tell them that you didn't hit it

KEK

good one.

Anyway, how's your sex life op?

Roid and don't work out. Also, do cocaine to stay lean

Heroin 5 times a day.

I can't tell you, it's confidential.

Why would you want that? He looks unhealthy as fuck.

I believe you so much.

Fuck peoples bellybuttons.

Nah, he frah norleens

That's all natty. You really think Tommy would take drugs? Nah

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That's confidential.

T B H the "sex life" is my favorite scene from the entire movie.

Kek'd