The manlet was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his PT...

The manlet was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his PT. Who would’ve thought one so small could endure so much ‘education’? And he learned, Gandalf, he learned

G-good lifting

>What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good lift or do you mean it is good to lift whether I like it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that particular lift was good. Or are you simply stating this lift is a good lift to do?

All of them at once, I suppose

Severely underrated

Frodo: [Finds SS Manuscript] what’s this?
>Rippboe: This is private, keep your skinny paws off! It’s not ready yet!
Frodo: Ready for what?
>Rippboe: Reading!

>They were once men. Great lifters of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine syringes of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one, they fell into darkness and now they're slaves to His will. They are the /Fraud/, Roidwraiths. Neither living nor dead. At all times, they feel the presence of the Roids. Drawn to the power of the One, they will never stop hunting you."

>When did dumbbells and your mother’s old recipes become so important to you?

>Do you know how the Manlets first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life...

Begone, foul thot, killer of gains! Leave the manlets in peace!"

A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Natty and his whey! Or he will not deadlift in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the planets of fitness, beyond all darkness, where thy gains shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled body be left naked to the Lidless Creatine."

A barbell rang as it was unracked. "Lift what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."

"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"

Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Piana laughed, and the clear voice was like the lifting of iron. "But no living man am I!

I have told your names to the lankmoot, and we have agreed you are Manlets

holy shit