Why do you workout so much, user? is it because you have a small dick?

>why do you workout so much, user? is it because you have a small dick?

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h-h-how did you...i mean, n-no...

because i enjoy it and i look better than you

Yes

sit on it and let me know

It's actually because i'm short and have a massive head, so to look in proportion i have to either get fat or get big

>say yes
>play up how average to small it is
>put her hand in my pants at the end of the date
>she feels how big it is
>see the shock on her face
>she belongs to me now
any bros ever do this? It's such a stupid move but it works so much for me, they can't help but want to see the train wreck but then when my dick is way bigger than they expect they don't know how to act. feelsgood

>2018

Haven’t you heard? You can’t say that kind of stuff anymore to women.

Whats the perfect comeback to this?

guy I used to date tried this on me. 10/10 would let him fuck me up again

Confident blank stare until they backpedal
If you react or validate it you will look insecure

do you pute makeup on because you have wrinkles?

I lift for the glory of my ancestors
My ancestors smile upon me
thot can you say the same

No, wanna see?

but what if you actually have a shrimp dick? asking for a friend

I'd be happy the day girls would be thinking about my dick in the first place

if a woman said this to me you better believe thats whats coming out of my mouth

Then you say. Yes, wanna see?

The truth will set you free user, literally no point in hiding or being ashamed of something you can't change.

>you can't change.
but you can

OP confirmed for never hanging out with women. They would never mention your dick, nor do they care if you lift or the reasons behind it.

Pull out your dick and you better be packing

Y-you're right... I should be happy with my baby dick (6.7inches)... fellow shrimpbois i encourage you to feel just as adequate

Motherfucker no you cannot, you can maybe gain an inch tops from stretching and shit and taking care of your health in general, but that still doesn't get you from shrimp to big.

>trolling
>virgin

which is it??

>Motherfucker no you cannot
>you can maybe gain an inch tops
???

You get what I'm talking about, an inch of dick gains is good for normal and above guys, if you are packing a baby dick, 4 inches is just as shitty as 3.

man no ones got a dick that small

honestly, both..

manlet

5.5 inch to 6.5 inch would put you from barely average to a damn good size

yes that's one of the reasons.

I guess you have a point. I spoke too soon.

Because I am a masochist. I enjoy the pain. It really gets me off to wake up early and run until I puke. Probably body dismorphia or some shit do I look like a psychiatrist? No I look like a golden fucking child of Apollo! Because I hate myself and I was never good enough for daddy! youtube.com/watch?v=B-bk1qugYmo&t=25s

I was a lifter like you once, then I took an arrow to the knee

xdd nice meme friend :^)))