27 year old virgin going out with experienced girl

Help, what should I do fit. Should I tell her, get a hooker to lose my v card, or try and keep it a secret.

Do you think this would be a deal breaker?

keep it a secret, if she for some reason comments on your inexperience during sex, say its been a while.

def keep it a secret. Try bragging about how much money you make or how smart you are, girls dig it

Tell her afterwards if you are gonna tell her.

If you're already in it's not a deal breaker, just tell her and ask her to show you how to do it. If she's nice she won't mind and if she doesn't then you wouldn't want to fuck her in the first place.

Would you like to hear from her she was in a threesome with 2 niggers? No. The same way she doesn't want to hear you're a virgin. Fake it till you make it.

do this OP, just don't bring it up until AFTER you've banged.
honestly just don't put much importance on the sex and it should be fine.
and honestly alot of experienced girls like dudes w/o much experience so they can train you into what they like (which isn't that bad of an experience)
>honestly she probably could already tell, and wants to take your V card (its a thing for girls too)

What the actual fuck are you wearing? Thats just determined autism

OP tell us just how hard you gonna ravage her after 27 years of abstinence?

>should I tell her I got a hooker just to lose my v card
yes, thats the very first thing you should tell her, before you say hello even actually

This. I lost my V card to an experienced girl OP and while she suspected it, she gave no fucks, showed me the ropes, explained what works for her and what doesn't. I told her afterwards of course because I found it quite funny asI was a massive sperg. My 20th birtday was just hours away and I was wondering If I would lose my V card while still in my -teens. Good times. We've had a really nice thing going.

the first time i had sex was when i was 24, with a 30 year old korean broad i met in a bar. fake it til you make it dude. booze gave me the confidence i needed. she had no idea i was a virgin until i was balls deep inside her (she figured it out pretty quickly after that) but by then it was too late. i nutted inside her and she never called back, perfect first time if you ask me.

Faking it till I make it sounds like the way to go. Unless we're talking about sex.

If she has a problem with me being a virgin I guess she wasn't for me

How did she figure it out

do you have an asian kid now?

>honestly
>honestly
>honestly

>before I lost V cord told girl I was an OP (a virgin, not a faggot)
>laughs at my face and told me to fuck off and just fuck her already
>you weren't kidding user
>just tell every other girl after her that I'm an OP when fucking for the first time
>they either tell me to fuck off and just get to fucking, go aww really ironically, or aww really unironically.
>things end reeeealy badly when they go aww really unironically afterwards

Just don't be the first person to bring it up.

hes really honest.

Remember to thrust downwards with hip drive at a 45 degree angle in missionary position. Niggers do this instinctually.

since you people keep mistaking Veeky Forums for fucking cosmopolitan at least go o for advices

as a 30 year old virgin I shall monitor this thread with great interest

Could always lie and say that I'm really religious and hold out till marriage

Good for you man, sounds wholesome

Tell her. Be unashamed. Don't defend it like some ridiculous philosophy. If it's a big deal to her, she needs to grow up and you need to get a hooker. This is the worst case scenario and it's not all that bad.

Just fuck an escort so you don't embarrass yourself with a woman you like

This

>b-but banging hookers isn't manly

Fuck off, politicians, movie stars, business executives, and athletes do it all the time. Powerful men have been banging hoes since Ancient Greece.

this

and also she may take on the teaching role and you'll be in heaven

those whores are paid for their silence, not just sex. you losers are literally paying for only sex and you'd love it if they told someone.

Why hooker? Why not just lose it with the girl you like, jesus.
>cheating on a girlfriend with a hooker so i don't lose virginity with someone i like
Fit must really be the dumbest board on Veeky Forums

Lmao how did she find out?

Romanticism and monogamy are for the peasant classes. Elites have harems. You think Bill Clinton and Trump haven't fucked hundreds of hookers while preaching to you about family values?

>Just fuck an escort so you don't embarrass yourself with a woman you like
>implying 1minute penetration with a hooker constitutes any kind of experience that will help you be any less awkward when you fuck for real..

I was in the same position when I was 28.

I told her nothing, relied on my extensive sexual knowledge from porn, and she never knew.

I'd advise against telling her.

It's so crazy, man...

I see guys on here with decent bodies, alright style, and still can't pull girls and are full on virgins..

I'm a doughy sack of shit, and even in my worst physical state I pulled girls, ranging from 6-8. Maybe one 9 in there. But I mean, I've been with around 20 women, and there are fit dudes out there without any? Fuck, yo.

What do I do if I'm in the same boat as OP, only I've also never kissed a girl before?

>Looking up to Bill Clinton and Trump
Definitely the least intelligent board. If you're already going to look up to degenerates, can't you at least pick some Veeky Forums ones instead of some ugly, lard ass trust fund manchildren?

Most have unrealistic expectations with women. For most of our ancestors they were rejected the majority of women and then settled with the few who showed attraction to them.

Fine pick every Roman Emperor or Greek Tyrant. Or you can look up to a bunch of southern yokels for the benefits of muh Christian family values. I deserve a harem, you can limit yourself if you want.

Is 20 women a lot? I'm at 18 and most of my friends are in 30's and 40's. We're all around 24 years old too.

>go aww really ironically, or aww really unironically

Just fucking tell. It’s not awkward until you try to hide it.

>tfw 27, just broke up with long term gf
>gf was a 7.8, fantastic ass, okay tits
>planned on getting married, things didn't work out
>always been pretty skinnyfat from drinking too much
>good genetics, 6'0, brother has always been total Chad, yet I completely wasted my potential so far
>lost almost 15 pounds over the course of nearly a month from a combination of being too depressed to eat for a week and a half, and then a couple more weeks of working out and cutting hard
>looking almost as thin as when I was in high school, gut is going away, no more double chin
>posture getting better, confidence is starting to return
>nailed another 7 a couple nights ago, huge tits and nice ass

Feels good because I thought I was gonna have to go cocoon mode for at least 6 months before I was able to get laid again. Helps that I'm not an autist and have a pretty big social circle and people usually like me. If this was barely in the first few weeks of approaching not being a skinnyfat DYEL, I'm stoked to see what I can do with noob gains and beyond.

Don't worry too much about it. First of all, she has no business talking about your past, whether you were with 0 girls or 100 girls, that is personal.

Secondly, don't believe the "virgins are bad at sex" meme. First time I had sex, I brought the girl to somewhere close to a literal hundred orgasms. I kissed across her entire body and ate her out for like 2 hours, then rode her for like 3 hours. Years of deathgrip masturbating left my penis desenstitized, so I was in no danger of cumming until I wanted to; and years of sexual frustration all pent up released at once led to the most intense sex of both our lives. Girl was amazed, wanted to be my girlfriend right away.

What is it with (white) people and feeling the need to tell people you're a virgin?

I literally don't understand this.