I ACCIDANTLY just touched this TOUCHED this 1L pack of SOY milk

I ACCIDANTLY just touched this TOUCHED this 1L pack of SOY milk

Whats going to happen

you might notice that your boobs are alread growing

You're going to become an even bigger homo than you were before, if that's even possible.

Enjoy your tits

increased risk of contracting the soyboy syndrome

Nice small hands manlet

you're going to become chocolate

That one tastes quite good, lots of kcal though

Grab some antidote user

Quickly eat atleast 6 large onions to counteract thé effects

You're dead, kiddo. Say good night.

Nothing, bro. You just touched it, you didn’t drink it or anything... lol what is this thread?

Post new femcock

My hands are pretty large bro 6’0 209

>tfw one chance at existence
>this existence has soy in it
FUCK

>not wearing soy repellant at all times

It's dead, Jim.

Who is Jim my name is Abdul

What are you supposed to put on your rice or homemade stir fry? The only two things I use soy (sauce) in and they both need it.

I use butter or lard.

I love the almond chocolate milk from Alpro, i've got like 7 cartons of it in my room.

Is your mouth starting to open involuntarily like pic related? See a doctor to go on a detox. Increase T.