>be me lifting for 4 months
>see good gains, still a little body fat but nothing bad
>hang out with girl
>ask her for back rub because im sore from bent over rows
>oh user, your back is so muscular!
>haha thanks i try
>fast forward like 15 mins
>i fuck the shit out of her
what have your gains done for you Veeky Forums?
girls always mirin when iw alk by
bump
>2018
>rome is the gayest part of spain
>not lifting for Benjamin Franklin
kys
FOR THE EMPEROR
That escelated quickly
>rome
>part of Spain
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you "le 56% education"
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>he doesn’t lift for Tesla
>be fat not insecure manlet
>no biggy ill just get fit and ill get a gf
>get fit
>its all about height
>become suicidal Veeky Forums insecure manlet
fuck this shit i wanna die
S P Q R
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Rome will be revived
el goblino...
>over coworker (grills) house
>change into work clothes infront of her
>she snaps pics
lol gurrl ;)))
Rome is in Greece you fucking retard.
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON THE CROSS
thanks l'eddit
That is sexual harassment and you know it.
I read this and it was bad
There's a story he tells about how him and his buddies made a little fishing pier out of rocks and it's 5 pages of him saying that's how he knew he was such an incredible person for telling them how to move rocks from one place to another
I guess you have to think like that to have the confidence to accomplish "great" things but I wasn't impressed at all
Just some faggot that knew big words
he's steve jobs tier. Just steals others people's ideas and tries to pass himself off as a genius.
>not lifting to become a Landsknecht-Doppelsöldner in the Holy Roman Empire
also easy to show off your calf gains by walking around all day
I don't see you on my money, fag.
only a Franklin cock-rider would actually have a need to carry around paper currency.
>not lifting for Isaac Newton
Absolute fucking plebs.
>father of the physics of motion and gravitation
>weight-lifters literally worshiping Newton by lifting weights
You're mixing up Franklin with Edison you brainlet
they're both bald fucks, who cares.
>1781+237
>Not using FranklinBux for every purchase
>Not making cashiers break a $100 every time you go to buy supps and groceries
>Not making weekly trips to the bank to cash your stack of $5s, $10s, and $20s in for fresh BenBuxs
>Not making it
>dat pic
>not lifting for (((Isreal)))
you make quite the convincing argument
damn im praying to the wrong gods
>Newton died a virgin
One of us!
Is there a non-socialist version of this?
el monstruoso del americas...