/fraud/ - tfw no holo gf edition

My cyp powder smells exactly like pineapples. What the fuck.

where you at in pnw bimbo?

Hey boys, thanks in advance for reading and responding, hopefully some of you guys insult me and call me a faggot.

I'm thinking of doing a 12 week of test, I currently use no supps, not even protein powder. Never used gear

Me
>33
>lifting all my life
>consistently the past two years
>bench 285
>squat 380
>dl 465ish
>ohp 190ish

What could I expect my lifts to get to on a roubd of test and a small caloric surplus? I know estimates won't be exact.

How much weight should I expect to gain while on cycle, and how much should I expect to lose after cycle.

I'm at 13%bf should I cut prior to a cycle of test?

Also, should I turn in my natty card for gainz? Or should I forget this thought and continue the natty grind?

non-fraud sciencebro here, nothing in your life is natural bud

K

You can expect to break any plateus you currently have. You may add 20lb to 50lb to your lifts, depending on training and nutrition.

13% bf is decent, if you can, lower a bit, to 10%

And fuck the natty card, people probably already think you are taking something anyway

Thanks bro. What can I expect to.lose when I come off?

>when I come off?

ya ya ya, I know. I'm probably going to use them forever once i start. But let's say hypotheically I did come off.

glycogen retention will lower, but if you properly eat and train you shouldn't actually lose any developed muscle fiber

take into account how much dedication you have, compared to how much motivation these roids are going to give you. will you lift less when you're off?

I'm a fairly disciplined dude. My actual plan would be to lift more once i'm off even though I know it would be hard to do, mentally.

or at least keep the same intensityI know I'll need some what of a break after all that exurtion

You are wrong.

you will lose strength due to decreased glycogen retention, your %s are going to change and it will very likely have a negative impact on your mentality. none of this is mean as insults or anything personal, just take it as information at face value.

you will lose muscle weight and muscle strength, nobody can tell you how much without knowing most of your endocrine and other metabolic stats, but you will also be at a higher and leaner weight post cycle, when you return to full natty production, if you train and eat properly

sorry the last bit was worded poorly

just add "than you were before the cycle"

wew I guess that's that then
steroids aren't magic

Just pinned 0.2ml (50mg) of two year old Test-E, thirty minutes later it stings a little which I don't remember happening before. Wish me luck boys.

You better hope you didn't just inject crystals.

Clear as the day I got it, definitely didn't crash. Probably just didn't leave it in hot water long enough, ambient temp is around 60F in my house.

I got prescribed some steroids by my doctor but apparently it's sold as a thick cream.
Should I dilute it in water? Where to inject?

Buy bathtub chemicals on the internet for yourself and rub the cream on your girlfriend's clit. Suck her newfound microdick to completion for maximum gains.

I already bought it in a pharmacy.
I was a bit surprised desu, asked the pharmacy lady whether the needles were included in the package since it seemed a little small, but she just gave me a weird smile instead of explaining.
And no there were no needles. Which needles should I use btw?

Can't tell if serious...
It's topical

Yeah of course I'm not going to inject steroids into my bloodstream dumbass

>Destroying your endocrine system when Western civilization will face full collapse in your lifetime

Do you betas in disguise understand how fucked you are when shit hits the fan? As soon as the hormones clear your system real men are going to kill you and eat you

Anyone take 81mg ASA to avoid future heart/stroke issues? Wondering if this would be a good prophylactic move.

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Don't worry, south asia will take over as the world superpower and carry on with civilization and technological progress.

>India superpower 2020

>implying that I don't have literal decades worth of testosterone powder stockpiled

>roubd of test and a small caloric surplus
why do people do this

>look mom I posted it again

Because they don't know what Winstrol is and just want to run test their first cycle so they still feel semi-natty.

very dumb post

How'd you come to that conclusion

Wouldn't it be implied that they are magic because you can inject yourself with a chemical and benefit from doing nothing

no im going to smoke meth while blasting 2g steroids ill feel like a GOD none of you little faggots can kill me motherfucker

>tfw no 5' petite loli to hold in my arms
What's the point of all this?

Can't wait for my son and t3 to get here.... got tired of bulking

Came to the realization when bullshittin with my barber that no girls care if you can bech 315 for reps

Time to get cut the fuck up, 240 shooting for 210

you give that whirl and be sure to post your results afterwards

Grrr DNP and T3 lol

Speak for yourself

People have done this before.

aworkoutroutine.com/steroids-vs-natural/

This information isn't really hard to find.

STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING STUDY YOU MOUTHBREATHER

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Sweet counter argument broskis

i have an unrelated question. How do you fags not get caught? Do they pack them in a way that the post office cant search your packages? Do you give someone's address? Cant you get in trouble if you get steroids in the mail?

If my doctor says that my ~300 test levels are normal enough and I don't need TRT should I drop hints that I plan to self-medicate if he turns me away?

I'd rather be prescribed medical grade test under a Dr. supervision than injecting myself with random chinese chemicals.

Express or Overnight delivery with false return address. It's kept moving and so it's even harder to inspect 1 package out of 1000s going through the post depot that day.
I'm not responsible for what shows up on my doorstep or letter box addressed to me. I never ordered this. I don't know what you're talking about. This package says it's from eBay. I haven't bought anything off eBay.

Nomsayinbruh

you're not going to be able to blackmail a doctor for prescription drugs you fucking retard, why would they care about your stupid ass when you could sue them or they could lose their job

where do you buy from??

getting hooked

>ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
officer pls

aight my b no need for ban

Who said anything about blackmail? Back to /b/ ya stupid kiddo

you can only argue with retards about the same stupid shit so many times. I don't benefit from it. stop posting here if you don't like steroids.

threatening to do x if they don't do y is the definition of blackmail and if I read your post correctly you proposed exactly that. I don't really care what you do but you're not going to be able to make him give you drugs on the threat that you'll do them regardless and simply thinking that would work is mind-boggling

Lemme just dig into my international source hat and get banned for 30 days.

You obviously aren't well educated so I'll help you out.

>merriam-webster.com/dictionary/blackmail

Some dumb SJW bitch white girl was asking me why I’m so hairy and shit then said I looked like harambe the gorilla which I took as a compliment. My ass said RIP my nigga harambe and maaaaaaan she got pissed. Said she was going to have her black friends beat me (I guess not realizing that only perpetuates the whole n word thing)

Stupid fucking white girl sjws who don't even realize their own privilege. /blog

RIP my nigga Harambe.

The same thing happened to me. Test levels were 240 and the doc said "that's the lower limit of acceptable so you don't need TRT". Just get test cypionate or enanthahte from the web and inject 100 mg a week (you may need to adjust this dose based on how you react) while checking bloods of course. With 100 mg a week I can avoid estrogen spikes and it keeps me in the 600 - 950 range all week. The difference in how I feel is like night and day.

OK fraud I got diagnosed with lowT. So I got a 60 dollar co-pay for a month of test gel. I can get some Winny for cheap. So big question should I stack the two for more gains since I'm not making my test anyway anymore?

RLY STRUGGLIN TO LEAVE TWINK MODE HERE FELLAS WENT IN ON 3 BBQ BACON BURGERS FOR MEAL 5 THO WE DONT CARE ABOUT HEALTH WERE FREAKS

what are you talking about? i was arguing in benefit for steroid usage, even if you weren't doing any lifting whatsoever you get benefits.

that's a good thing.

Hey dudes. So my first cycle was a success, gained 17lbs after being the same weight for 5 years. I’m looking for suggestions on what to add to a test-e cycle for my next run. I must admit my weakness which is I intend to occasionally drink while on it so liver fuckers might not be for me

>test gel

no. doesn't do the same shit

tren test baby

got my test results back today
634 total test, 11.1 free test (range 9.3-26.5)

free t to total t ratio seems pretty fucking low at 1.7%. i assume the ratio will stay fairly consistent at higher tt levels, so cycling would do fuck all for me. anyone else /averagett/ and /lowft/ here?

Is this using sarms the right way? Have your self a cruise and add sarms then no sarms on blast.

Post more of this holothot

>have still been searching for where my parents hid my pack
>mom just walked in and started talking about how things around the house have been moved around
>she tells me to stop looking for the package
>say i wasnt
>she brings up how my dad saw me yesterday walk into a shed yesterday and look around
>lie about why i went in there
>says i'd need to talk to an endo about if this is safe like my psychiatrist and naturopath said
>tell her it doesnt matter and they wouldnt let me (who the fuck would give an 18 year old test let alone 500mg)
>she asks for the vendor i bought it from so she can read about it, tell her the name hoping she'll give me back my shit
Im on literal suicide watch right now. Nothing is enjoyable anymore, vidya is shit, music is shit, i've lost my appetite and have been eating around 600 cals a day, and I think about hanging myself at least twice a day.

Just Google bladerunner

Are you test-jar user?

I can't believe I share a board with you people

Said the not-gay gay pornstar

Yes. I should've dumped all the test in the jam jar when I had the chance, because I could've just filtered it later and I wouldnt be in my current position

You own a Daki. Mouth breathe elsewhere.

>Filter it

Filtration isn't the problem, its the germs that are living in the jam jar, ie a non sterile environment you fucking idiot.

We all have our flaws and quirks.

I was gonna sterilize it with rubbing alcohol

thats not a fair comparison

dakis are a cute body pillow, you take dick in the ass

Aha you're right, my bad. I'll concede, my "quirk" makes me a ton of money too.

>A single pass with rubbing alcohol is medical grade sterilisation

Realize I've been using the same 18g pin to draw my test and tren with for the past 2 cycles

I'm I gonna die lads??

No, you've just created small amounts of testbolone though.

and dakis bring happiness and comfort to many without compromising the rigidity of our assholes

Well I've been cruising for about a month so I'm assuming it's just all test now...

>I can't wait for my next cycle usually run test E and tren E thinking about doing tren A tho

Get a dog.

I need some advice on time management and organization. Most of my work is freelance or shoots are organized into a specific block throughout the month leaving enormous chunks of time free, literally weeks sometimes. Obviously I can use downtime to create OC on my own. I know a few camgirls in the area that are interested in producing content.

The question is do any of you have examples or advice on how to organize specific blocks of free time? Any excel spreadsheets or google docs that could help?

I've found I'm definitely the type to become massively depressed if I don't have a set routine or schedule of tasks to complete on daily basis.