Why do you workout so much, user? is it because you have a small dick?

>why do you workout so much, user? is it because you have a small dick?

It's the only hobby I can afford to do

no I just have shit self esteem and want to make my body not look like shit anymore so people can't silently judge me

What the fuck made you think it was appropriate to ask me about my dick?

>3 qt girls teasing me, talking about my dick
>get boner, they see its massive
>have orgy

works everytime

This

no

I don't drive a lifted pickup truck though.

well not really id attribute it more to my lack of personality, lack of intelligence, lack of self-confidence, lack of other hobbies, and lack of money.
so yeah lets just leave it at small dick

Because it's fun. You guy should come try it with me sometime.
Then maybe later we can all grab a bite to eat and I can pee on your corpses

I started lifting because I'm 6'3, 8x5.5 dick and was tired of being fat all my life and felt I was wasting the good part of my genetics. Then I realized I still won't be able to find love or get laid because I can't talk to girls either way, so now I just do it because it makes me feel less like a degenerate.

Jokes on them I have a sph fetish and will jerk off to the memory of this
>be me
>10th grade
>at a house party
>me and a group of girls go outside to smoke
>decide to go too the beach
>girl suggest going skinnydipping
>girls get completely naked and stand in front of me naked
>”hey user are you gonna get undressed?”
>”yeah we let you see our tits let us see your dick”
>stand up take shirt off and pants off
>girls see my shriveled up dick
>start bursting out laughing and pointing at it and making fun of it
>we all going swimming while they continue to make fun of it
I get diamonds everything I think of that memory

Yes?

because it’s healthy
And It improves my odds of securing a beautiful wife some day

I hate when It happens.

I work out because I wish to improve.

No it's because I've always had to fend for myself, I never had a circle of friends, I never got an opportunity to learn the social game so I could become a functioning normie who fucks.

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

yes

Kek

When I dropped 30 pounds off fat my dick went from 6" to an impressive 7". I dick mires along with my ab mires now.

I swear 99% of girls have no idea how dicks work, I see so many call flaccid dicks "small" as if they think it just stays that size
No doubt in your case it was probably cold outside too so anyone would have had a tiny weenie, although that story is hot ngl

>why do you suck dick so much, user? Is it because your father neglected you?

you are all too ugly to even be talking to me desu

> works 0 percent of the time, everytime

fixed that for you