God tier lotions

I've started lifting every day and fell for the "shower every day" meme. If I shower in the morning and lift at night then it's two showers a day. Now I am dry and going through lotion like there is no tomorrow.

What is your go-to lotion Veeky Forums?

I'm talking optimal on
>price
>volume
>effectiveness
>good for both body and face
>BONUS: can jerk off with it (not a requirement though)

A giant bottle with a pump seems most economical but the one's at the drugstore really aren't that cheap.

Me on the left.

I like Vaseline Intensive Care

CeraVe
Expensive but worth it.

Use almond oil. Amazon for like 11 dollars. Shit is great

only black people need lotions

Enjoy your dry old skin you stupid idiot

I started using CeraVe face wash and moisturizer the two small bottles cost $60CDN. I am noticing improvement after a couple weeks of using it to help with facial acne

That's great. I use the SA lotion for dry skin. Nothing could stop my itch problem. Dermatologist said to try their products. Haven't itched since and my skin feels great now.

>$60CDN
Wew