How stupid is this chick?

>assuming any poster on Veeky Forums has hit those numbers

ISHYGDDT

As a 1RM? You don't give us enough credit user. Check out /plg/ and humble yourself

I've hit 495/360/585 in the gym and I'm a sack of shit that drinks too much and periodically quits lifting all together due to injuries/crippling depression

Why are you expending energy and time getting buttblasted about this IG roastie and not in the gym improving the only person that should matter, yourself?

>oh look, another insta thot
>yfw she outlifts you

Because my lower back and elbows need time to recover user

175lbs ? Crikey !
I'm 5' 8".0000 and 197.
She makes me feel small.

>time to up the dose

>e-statting on a mongolian inspired scrimshaw message board

don't bully the cute girl

>tfw been accused of steroids
>tfw bigger chick says on steroids she's "not even big"

>or wants validation
females in general, nothing special here

Why are her eyes so uneven. Quasimodo looking ass

I wish it were socially acceptable for me to wear leggings like that in public. Why can't i wear pants that hug my quads and ass

ITT: salt

I have...

where do you buy leggings for men?

>175 at 5'7"

I'm actually impressed. That's a solid bulk.

Fuck attention whoring on Instagram though

Lol are you seriously humble bragging about those numbers? I think I hit that in my first year of lifting when I didn’t know what I was even doing. Pathetic

Post a video of you even getting close to one of those

The same as you posting this to validate unwarranted anger towards a stranger? Lmao the state of incels.

insecure e-statters are the worst, please stop posting and actually lift something.

>be OP
>trolls instagram, literally the personification of attention whoring, looking for her posts
>gets angered by them
>screencaps them
>posts about them on anime imageboards to then give her even more attention and justifying her need for attention by focusing so much effort on her
>then criticizing her for attention whoring

as a virgin myself, you are why everyone hates "incels"

Underarmor and UA knockoffs have them. Running tights work as well.

Try a sporting goods store.

>roiding for this

Aww did your feelings get hurt little buddy? Very sensitive.

I have a 1600lbs total. Didn’t have to humble brag about it though you big fat pussy.

Literally a virgin whiteknight. Laughing at you kiddo.

thanks user

wtf son my arms have to be way bigger than this chick and I can barely bench 135 for reps... is this the power of ROM?
granted I'm also apparently lighter and taller than her

Actually I stumbled onto her deadlift video (something like 465) and was impressed so I went to her instagram so see other videos.

Pretty sure she's on a low dose of something (she's a record holder for one) and she posts this shit complaining about how guys call her big.

Because SHE IS big. 5'7" 175 at that BF is well above average for a guy, it's huge for a woman.

That's the type of thing someone says for validation or because they are actually convinced that men talking to them in the gym is somehow sexist.

>calling you a fucking incel for raging at a girl for attention whoring while giving her this much attention is "white knighting"

lel

Post it.

She actually trains for strength.

If you're lighter and taller than her, your arms are probably not bigger. Longer maybe.

She is pretty bottom heavy.

No this is the type of thing women post about to identify men big enough to fuck them hard.

>I'm 6'5 and met my gf through her complaining about height and weightlifting issues

Yes, it's so easy to be on gear and compete in IPF. They totally don't pick a random day of the year and say you have 48 hours to show up for a drug test or be disqualified.
Brainlet.

She’s on Var maybe some Winny for when she’s bulking. Pretty obvious.

She’s also doing the “eww don’t stare at me silly boys” when she complains about being big

Do you really think a woman with a FFMI of 23 is natural?

why not just blast and cruise up until you join?

If they're giving 48 hours notice they're being nicer than some of the IPF affiliates. They'll tend to just show up on your doorstep.

Similar to how USAWL managed to pop Mendes - HGH barely has a lifetime longer than test suspension but they got him for it.

How would she go about beating the tests? Do you think she has the kind of money to bribe officials that Russia and China do?

Because they have minimum membership periods before any of your numbers count, precisely to stop stuff like this.

I don't think pro athletes avoid positive tests via bribes as much as doping strategies and alternative drugs

Because that would permanently fuck your endocrine system, and you'd slowly lose most of the gains you made as long as you were competing.
Because if you're going to blast and cruise, you might as well just compete untested. There's no prize money, and powerlifters love watching the freaks duke it out.

So it's completely believable for a woman to be this big and this strong naturally?

Which doping strategies and alternative drugs? IPF does not give you time to cycle off before they test you.

That's a hell of a lot more difficult than you'd think with random OOC testing. Also most of the stuff about designer gear and such is bullshit - the people getting popped even in the countries with state-sponsored doping are mostly going down for using the same shit everyone else is.

>One woman in 3.5 billion
>Is a few standard deviations from the mean
Yes. It's believable. It's a hell of a lot more believable than thinking she found a way to consistently beat the tests.

Russia just had 40+ athletes skip a test because they were sick and it only made the news because there was 40 of them.

Serena Williams hid in her safe room to avoid a test and nothing happened.

This shit really is not hard to get around

Russia has a state-sponsored doping program, and they deny WADA officials' visas to give their athletes time to come off. This is a multi-billion dollar initiative
Serena Williams does not compete in IPF
If it's so easy, why don't you do it?

Notably, neither of those are properly subject to WADA. Tennis has their own anti-doping protocols, the Russians are banned from a bunch of events precisely because everyone knows their national doping authority does more injecting than anything else.

What's more believable?

The testing is insufficient or some random girl from Canada just happens to be insanely strong compared to her female peers?

She pulled 444 at 152 as a junior. Conventional.

Record for 148 is only 530ish.

By this woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=MSQO9BAysR8

Who is on a shit ton of gear.

I make more money than IPF athletes?

Serena Williams was being tested by the IOC because she was on the Olympic team.

You really think IPF has higher standards than the Olympic? Get real dude. You probably think Barry Bonds was clean.

I am 5'7 grill, been here since 2011, lifting weights and I'm 135lbs shredded. This girl is a fruad, that's not natty.

Lmao weak much? I hit those numbers in just one month of fucking around in the gym while cutting.

Seriously, this girl is 40 lbs heavier at just 3 inches taller than DLB and we all DLB is on shit...

ITT: NAtty dreams get crushed when they realize anyone worth a damn is on gear

that's not a great comparison though since she's not super lean like dlb is

In many cases it actually does, because the IPF affiliates directly do OOC testing (in places where the affiliate isn't underfunded or or trying to subvert the testing - plenty of those places) and are run by people who actively despise the use of gear (seriously, if the Olympics threw out collective punishment like the IPF gets off on half the countries would be blacklisted - these are the guys who'll ban entire gyms for a couple of failed tests). The Olympics don't deal with that and have a lot more direct politics with testing (biggest issue with Olympic testing? they have to rely on the national anti-doping body to deal with the testing. This presents a lot of problems when, say, you're dealing with the Russian team in Russia).

She has type 1 diabetus and is abusing legally bought insulin. I'm not kidding.

instagram.com/djessicabuettner/?hl=en

Steroids give roughly 10% advantage when controlled for body weight
strongerbyscience.com/the-science-of-steroids/
She's well outside 10% weaker than 530
Yes, you do. IPF doesn't pay its athletes.
You're a moron.
You're on Veeky Forums. I've seen the census of results here. Try harder.
wada-ama.org/en/resources/therapeutic-use-exemption-tue/medical-information-to-support-the-decisions-of-tuecs-3

She's not much fatter than offseason DLB

That's what I assumed, but I don't know enough about insulin to be sure.

>She's fairly lean now.

Holy shit all that work to be fucking wrong. Well at least you tried.

>I don't have a real argument, so I'll just ignore the proof you posted because it makes me feel better about my shit lifts.

And she's been powerlifting for considerably less time, is younger, is taller, and isn't doing toes to the bar sumo.

>gloating that you are able to lift more than women because you were born male with 20 times more testosterone which required no effort on your part

pretty pathetic t b h.

5’7 175 would be big even for a guy but a girl? That’s pretty fucking big

I’m 5’6 160 and a dude and fugg I’d be huge if I put another 10lbs of muscle and 5 lbs of fat on

Taking normal doses of insulin isn't going to be anabolic in any significant sense. You need massive amounts (hence people dying from fucking up the dose) and its much less effective without anabolics anyway (much like GH, it's also usually pretty obvious when someone has that combination going on).

Do you really think you're training like a world-class athlete? Why don't you post your workouts

All your proof was anecdotal bullshit that vaguely applied to weightlifting stuff and things.

>he actually believes steroids only add10% onto your lifts

I was going to be nice but honestly you are a fucking retard.

yes it is.

These studies only apply to testosterone in trained men.

Funny thing about that. The toes to bar sumo would be fucking retarded for her to do - she's not in multiply gear and she's not a squat specialist trying to get as much carryover between the two as possible. It's actually a really weak form for most raw lifters.

WTF does what I do, have to do with her? Are you literally that retarded?

If you're going to try and rebut the point, you should probably at least address what the article is saying rather than what you've decided it's going to say.

>You're on Veeky Forums. I've seen the census of results here. Try harder.
bitch i memed the census this year because nobody is left. how much of a Veeky Forumslet are you that you pay attention to that shit? Veeky Forums hasn't been good since 2012

When controlled for body weight, you literal moron. Do you honestly think steroids don't add muscle mass?
The comparison of world records is between tested and untested. You have to actually read the article before you comment on it.
You're the one trying to use your mediocrity to say she's cheating.

I regularly cite this article. It's not an equivalent comparison.

So, do multiple raw record holders no pull that way?

Woolam pulls narrow relative to most.
youtube.com/watch?v=WhhwCSxbn-o

Yury Belkin 970 at 242

youtube.com/watch?v=08nOtiaDhqM

How much of a newfag are you that you thought Veeky Forums was ever good?
Exactly. The point in question was comparing an untested lifter to a tested lifter at the same weights, which is exactly the claim I was addressing. Maybe it's time for you to read the article again.
Y'all can stew in your self-aggrandization. I'm not answering any more captchas

Nice one. You won that argument.

I said most.

Also both of those guys have a much narrower stance (relative to their size) than she does. Toes are in roughly the same place but both guys are about a half foot taller and half-again heavier.

you're fucking autistic lmao

those numbers dont count if youre fat

sick argument man

pssssh yeah, whatever. i was hitting TWICE those numbers after my first month of lifting.

>not being in the fit/misc clique

>5'6
>huge
>ever
no

is ffmi even a valid calculation for bloatmaxxx?

i've only been going gym since may (tho always been big but athletic) and have an ffmi of 26

It's not (it assumes contest shape, which is very low bodyfat, glycogen depleted and also kind of generally dehydrated) but odds are you're also massively underestimating your BF%.

i just use the navy bodyfat calculation
height weight waist size
which to me seems like it would over estimate bodyfat