What is the male equivalent of thicc?

I still remember how fucking good was Max Payne 1 and that dark visual novel type of narrative... ;_;

Iskra had a GOAT body before she went full Kardashian.

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stop posting this coalburning thot

strongfat

These women are fucking pigs.

BLOAT

low test

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I played mp1 again last year and the story is still great! Gameplay feels super dated though

low test = high standards?

not much higher than OPs braphog t.b.h

>how about celebrating mum bods too

The male equivalent of thicc is thicc

Otter mode
Both don't require effort but magically look good on SOME people.

called having narrow hips really dude, thats why it looks like crap for others

>Says science
Well I guess its right

Moderate bodyfat
Huge neck

Pic related is my ultimate goal

No it's not. Thicc is the most sexually attractive female form so it's equivalent is the most attractive male form

O T T E R M O D E

No, it isn't the equivalent. These chubby women are not considered "the most attractive female form" by most people. You sound like a beta who has been duped by the "beautiful at any size" meme pushed by feminists.

Hurr durr science says fat neckbeards are most attractive to women! didn't you see this post

Swole?

This is pretty badass and that guys swole he could fuck your shit up

>These chubby women are not considered "the most attractive female form" by most people
by most guys they are considered the highest standard of sex-fertility-gf-wife-quality

but the media, and women think men want skinny/fit/twig girls with abs, this is wrong.
its similar to how media and men BELIEVE women want huge jacked guys with abs and big veins, but they don't, women and men both like the "softer" look

This

Alphadestiny

B L O A T

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>by most guys they are considered the highest standard of sex-fertility-gf-wife-quality

says you

Bro it's the prototypical porn star body. Men love it the most you have no argument

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>Says science
I love how this has become the new communist slogan. Anything followed by "says science" automatically becomes true and no one is allowed to question it.

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Whzt is this gay shit

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>doesn't recognize iron mike

fetal alcohol
>unfortunate

>those calves

he asked about thicc not plastic whores like op's pic

Bait

>saying thot while also being racist

Orcmode.

fat thighs

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No.

dats pretty gay

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is that tom hardy?

Is this a Drybones subtweet?

15% body fat master race

BIG and strong

kek
been lifting for 4 years and the amount of women flirting with me or commenting about my physique is retarded, I'm sure all the 'dadbods' out there are getting the same thing right?

When is she going to do porn,

Pretty sure its based on some study that is "who are you most likely to marry" questionnaire

For long term relationships people tend to pick mates that are at a similar level of attractiveness. Thus it stands to reason that most popular would be average in such a survey.

That guy looks pretty tough. It's all about neck.

He probably baited you. i think. i cna't tell.

I want to be this.

A thicc female is a female with moderately above average bodyfat as well as genetically perfect fat distribution. Often, they are not muscular although sometimes they can be. It follows that the male equivalent of this is a man with slightly above average bodyfat and "ideal" fat distribution who may or may not be muscular. Through this, you can see that a man cannot be thicc because, presently, the ideal bodyfat for men is to not have any. This means that one cannot quantify thicc in male form. One can also see the absurdity of liking thicc girls as a fit man.

>For long term relationships people tend to pick mates that are at a similar level of attractiveness
this.

women get very insecure if they are dating a guy they perceive as much out of her league

thats straight up fat tho

He's perfect ;_;

das my point mayne

but not all 'thick' women is fat

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Her legs are fat as fuck

Imagine dad bod but a bit less fat and more muscle. Not enough muscle to be amazing though.

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yea, but by fat I mean all around. for instance
pic in is fat all around, thick legs but also a big belly and fat, round face. Whereas has very fat legs and ass, but still a nice waist and (apparently) low-to-no belly and good looking face.

Nothing moderate about the woman in that picture, that’s straight up fat.

A shopped belly and she's still fat

how about this one? is she fat too?

Who is this?

*SSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Men have always had to work harder to be equivalent in attractiveness. The tradeoff is we have more direct control over our attractiveness and can keep it going longer.

haa.......... Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

This guy gets it. If you want an idea of what turns an average person on, go look at the body types of vanilla, mainstream pornstars.

I remember seeing this movie in the theaters when it came out and thinking he was huge. Now, many years later it's laughable. He's a 5'7" manlet with few month noob gains.

And he looks just as small in the Batman movie. Couldn't his doctor get him some roids at least for Bane's part, Bane is supposed to be massive.

jesus fuck, I'm not a small guy (~190lb) but that guy looks like he could pick me up and throw me

Skinnyfats with okay faces?

>I can't get the 9s so I'll settle for the 4s

Rule #1 is that women often say and do completely different things.

Justin Lacsek from 70sBig

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OP don’t ask stupid fucking questions

RIP albino dick.

Fat manlet's are not attractive to women

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BASED JUSTIN

he did roids for bronson, the fighter movie, and dark knight.