Be 6'1

>LMAO @ 6'1 plebs thinking they're tall
You're barely average

I'm calling BS on this. No access to porn, but can access Veeky Forums? You do realise that there are porn boards on Veeky Forums and reddit, right?

That's really fucking saddening mate

Is this real or a troll

Porn is "banned" in china.
So websites that provide it don't exist.
And pretty much all incoming "western" traffic is blocked on an ISP level.
I can get past the great firewall of china with a VPN. Thats how i get to Veeky Forums. Thing is its slow as fuck. Cant really stream video.
Problem is I'm no longer a "business man" but a citizen. So no company will renew my contract. So cometh April I'll be royally fucked.

sounds comfy desu

why dont you quit and go back home ? you mustve made loads of money doing that job right ?

Wait wut. What exactly is your job/who do you work for? This sounds weird as fuck. Do you just not want to leave yet, or are >>>they

I'd take a photo of the MP5 dude infront of my door if I had a camera phone. But i don't. Just a land line to the embassy.

Who am i going to call? Everybody here has those walkie talkies on them and I'm never alone outside of my room and shower

I wish it was a troll mate i really do. Like it's a long joke and the institute calls me one morning wit ha shitty punchline

Pretty comfy, I don't pay for anything, most of the seurity guys have taken to paying form my shims out of pocket just so i don't call complain to the embassy.
so like once a week when i have a day off ( on a fucking tueseday ) i feel like a girl with all these army dudes buying me drinks.
Though the last time a girl approached me "too quickly" she got a gun pointed at her face and she screamed. So that was awkward.

In 3 years i have just about enough saved to buy a fully furnished condo i Shanghai. Since i literally haven't spent any of it apart for a pair of shoes I got before i was informed that they'll be provided for me.
Money transfers are kinda weird so I couldn't be able to bring all of it home.
I could do that, but back home kinda lost track of me. I'm in touch with my parents and brother. But apart form that hate to say it but for what it's worth this is my home now.

Can't exactly translate my job title it's a mix between senior researcher and weapons expert. For the government of course.
hence all the security stuff.
I'm technically not a prisoner as in i can leave but it's implied that if i do i wont get a job potting plants let alone another researcher position

Are you Russian?

I am at a point where I am doing the teaching now, but I have done the things you mentioned in my bachelors degree.

No, chinks hate Russians with a passion. They blame them for the whole tanks in the street running over students.
I was born in Serbia, studied in Germany and got my phD in the UK. On fusion material decay radiation patterns detection and analysis.
At this point on every level except physical I am chink.

do you shoot the mp5 for shits and giggles?

do you put a sheet on the floor or just straight up sleep on it?

For real though, besides all the downsides you mentioned, don't you feel like an important big shot or something with armed guards around you?

OP here, I am sorry if that's really your life right now, but I am jealous of the fact that once you are out there, you will have a hell of a story to tell.

I had a dream last night that I flew to Hong Kong (shit it's actually coming, in 10 days from now), I take the bus from the airport and I know that I have to change to go to the center of the city. While driving I forget what the name of the stop is, I leave the bus, I am in the middle of nowhere, everything is Chinese, everything is different, no one is outside. For some reason I decide to take my camera out and start taking pictures, I take the first picture and then I woke up.

I am actually a Greek, I came to Denmark for my PhD, I improved a solution to a problem by a professor who is currently in Hong Kong, and the next day I get an invitation.

Of course I couldn't reject it, but now I am terrified as fuck.

I used to. The ammunition is free, So i can do it as much as i like as long as I do it on a Tuesday. But we don't really have a range, and there's only so many bullets you can put in to a dirt mount before it becomes mind numbingly

Not really since nothing ever happens. Once a group of gangly kids walked in to a bar and one yelled at me for skipping que in the bathroom line. The whole bar was empty apart for me, the old i don't have a single fuck left to give bar lady before i finishes my piss. I'm working on getting a female guard tho. Think it might make things a bit more interesting.

China is really beautifully once every 3 months they ship my family here and we go on a sight seeing tour. Moms incredibly uncomfortable with the security.
It can get kinda crowded really fast. So double your travel and sightseeing times when planning.

If if was mainland china I'd try and help you with the matters problem. But hong kong is under a different political thing from mainland china, I have very little pull there and can't go there since my guards aren't licensed to enter armed and it's a high risk environment. But pretty much any gathering of 3 people or more is so.

There's load of people from places like the UK working in HK so I'm sure if they find decent accommodation you'll be fine. There're almost certainly relocation services that can help you in your search.

Come home white man, the west needs you.

you are good. sleeping on the floor is actually the second last red pill

blatent larp
it's fucking china, not africa. you don't have armed guards wandering around like that

then fucking leave, why are you staying there?

somebody in fucking CHINA doesn't have a smart phone

you are so full of shit, you have never left your home state have you? this is a bullshit fantasy

Fucking leave then theres 8 billion other jobs

>No, chinks hate Russians with a passion. They blame them for the whole tanks in the street running over students.
99% of chinese don't know about the tanks in the street. stop this shitty larp

We're witnissing unprecedented levels of larping here, I think the author might actually believe what he is writing to an extent

he can't leave, becasue he's not in china, and has never been to china

I'd rather kill myself than live in Ch*na

I mean anybody who has ever been to any country in asia knows this is bullshit.

>Chinese knowing about tiananmen square
i mean come on, the whole thing is censored, most chinese don't know anything about it. and a village outside of shanghai? do you have any idea how big shanghai is? how developed that whole part of china is?

This is some bullshit fantasy by somebody coming up with a story where he's important and not responsible for his own misery

I mean the vagueness, the bullshit about not having a digital camera in shanghai in 2018 ffs, and the whole "i'm so important in a vauge way"

this is early 2000's geocities levels of larping

is HK China though?

I've been called many things on 4chains, but never white, I'm not sure how to feel about this.

I've never been to Africa, might visit it at some point. They don't walk around like African warlords. Usually "concealed" carry the gun stock folded under the arm when walking outside the compound.

I mean for all the down sides, I really like my jobs. review graphs for about 3h and fill out a spread sheet. Just trying to make OP feel a bit better about his relocation. It works itself out after a while.

This is true. At some point the government told the people that Russians are bad and it stayed that way. This is how it was explained to me when I asked about it.

You anons can choose to believe what you want to believe. I've got nothing to prove.

>vagueness
I don't know what you mean user. I live in a very dolled up barracks Outfitted with a fancy laboratory.
It is however military property and I'm not allowed to have a camera here.

It's either an entertaining lie or interesting story, neither has consequences.
What kind of inferiority complexes drive you that you can't just larp along?

Okay, maybe Serbs are just semi-white, but the point stands.

fuck off we are full

What anime is that from?

Your life is such a joke my man but its not at least a really bad one.