Post Your Most Alpha Quality

>I manspread just to be a jerk.

Go out with my gf and when she is not looking I flirt with random girls. Then when she comes back I make out with her and watch the other girls face turn sad.

ITT: shit that never happens

My numale grin, chicks seem to love it

Lol, I used to do this. I would check out girls in the bar and they would give me eye contact. Then I would have all these girls bump into me and some girl just planted her ass on my dick. What a fucking loser I was.

i raped my GF because i am the one who decides if we fuck or not

I sometimes masturbate to the main character in my animes.

On the subway I give my seat to fat chicks and say "When is the baby due?"
Then they look at me all sad, because they know I know that they know.

>just to be a jerk
>not manspreading because its comfy
Not alpha
Autism

>not manspreading because your balls are engorged from your high test levels
ok there soyboy

t. shamed fat chick

I can sense everyone in my area. I can scan the streets for cops.

>smashed a couple of windows of my enemies

I yell at my mom when she comes in my room without knocking.

>i loudly burp arround people

I love this picture

I'm 5'6 but don't give a fuck.

>be on the subway sitting next to 2 chads
>get intimidated but dont want to look like a virgin so you cant just stand up and sit somewhere else
>overweight woman is in front of you
>Idea.jpg
>"h-hey miss, w-when is your b-baby due?"
>Woman: "sorry, what did you say?"
>"o-ow nothing"
>*stands up and sits somewhere else completely defeated*

probably how it happened

I have the ability to make millions through real estate. I then have hundreds of man hours under my belt. I can hire you, fire you, change your life.

I can buy out your business and sell all the assets and put you on unemployment.

Permafrown

wish i had a cool boss that browses Veeky Forums

8.5 inch cock
Dreamy eyes
Nice face

post it then

>Not manspreading because you have thin hips and big legs and balls
Ngmi

He's talking about his ideal guy

you think thats a good thing?

>jesus christ why is that guy always so angry?
>Thats probably why he doesnt have any friends

lmao good one

I criticize the looks of attractive women just to take them down a peg.

i talk with anyone nearby to pass the time or end awkward silences. i often target the guys who seems the quietest or most lonely and make it a point in dead silences for him/her to join me in being the center of attention. i'm friends with all the 'losers' at work because of this behavior
>riding an adult bus to work with strangers all quiet
>bus is packed, people standing and sitting
>guy next to me is eyefucking his phone
>whisper loudly to him "don't fart"
>few chuckles nearby
>being a good sport he loudly whispers back "i ate beans last night man"
>"okay well if you do then i will too to get it over with"
>him: "should i do a countdown"
>"no that's too obvious"
>"okay i'll wait a bit"
>lady a few seats over shooting hateful looks at us the entire time
>wave to her with a smile

sounds hot desu

there isn't rape in a mutually agreed relationship, that's role playing.

Agree with the other guy. Frowning makes you look interesting.

filth

>implying agreeability is an alpha trait

Not sure. I guess my loud hard farts.

Lol, nice try jew loser. My business is untouchable by you. You can't buy it,steal it,burn it or bamboozle it. I own it and i'm the only one who can destroy it.

>in my animes
I too really like shoujos

Nice fantasy. The paltry sum you made while flipping houses won't even get you a 0.01% stake in my dad's company let alone buy it out and fire me.

>being so poor you have to take the subway and bus

truly most alpha itt

Yes you do

The asian female to the right of him is kind of cute exuding the shy submissive position.

It costs a lot of money to park in the city, you clearly aren't old enough to have this figured out

People working 9-5 save a lot of money

I've denied every girl who's asked me out, which is 4.

Is it rape if I basically don't take no for an answer from my gf?

But afterwards not complain and she cuddles me after

Go back to /pol/ virgin

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