>Sprints at you
He's about to rape you bros, how do you defend yourself with your Veeky Forums skills? Could you?
>Sprints at you
He's about to rape you bros, how do you defend yourself with your Veeky Forums skills? Could you?
>Being able to defeat someone on steroids
It's like asking me to fight an xmen character
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Pose, flex at him to distract him with my sexy muscles, then shoot him in the face.
It’d be sad to spend all his life training to get that big just to get shot by a small nigga like me
outrun until he dies of a heart attack from all the roids he's on
i just do a side roll on the ground to his legs, he will trip over
sprint to his face, knock him out, win
hes probably slow as fuck with his mass
technique is everything guys
use a job application as a shield
Change direction and watch as he makes a 10 degree turn to the left and his ACL, MCL, and PCL explode out of his knee like a springs.
I’d still suck his dick though just to get those juicy gains.
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