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blaha desu. offense is the best defence

U CANT WALK AWAY FAST ENOUGH
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bloatlord because he's the only natty one

I pick this guy too. He will B L O A T them to death

Bloatlord will mog these twinks into submission, I pick him. And what the fuck are you going to do if he's out there to kill you? You might run temporarily, you might get away from him for now. But eventually he will walk up to you, and he will kill you

obviously i have to go with our boy hemingway

>in danger
>jump on Clarences back and we gallop off into the sunset
Obvious choice

does he have a weighted vest on or some shit?
or is he just a fat muscular fuck?

Bloatlord desu, his bloat is so thick it can stop bullets.

Blaha has guns

blaha cuase he has tons of guns and he at least implies he knows how to use them.

if we were assuming it was just a straight up first fight then i would go with clearance just because hes so explosive he bound to hit like a truck.

I'd pick the vegan soyboy.

bloatmax is too fat and slow to do anything, will gas himself out.

probability of blaha coming out of his basement is slim and him being a confirmed 5'9 small frame turbaautist, is more of a threat to himself desu. could 1v1 him with ease.
and betadestiny is just too small to reach my face even if he was trying to hurt or kill me. he will die to manlet embarassement.

... honestly, after i think about it, i'd actually beat the shit out of the vegan soyboy as well. he can deadlift a lot but still a faggot

Obvious bloatlord pick.

Blaha also implies he's the biggest person you'll ever see and that he's benched 500 pounds before

Clarence0, because even if he can't protect me, I can die cradled in his arms.

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>Muscular

Vegan Harry Potter cus Bloho doesn't scare ne1

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the power of one of these is enough to take the 3 down

The guy to the bottom right is just plain out LETHAL

big hoss

Clarence is my papa. Plus he knows martial arts.

B L O A T W A V E

is the one down right blahino ? i cant really tell

Why does he walk like a video game character?

Clarence, that body is rockin

>fat
he's cultivating bulk mass

One of the vegans, probably Clarence.

>3 memes 1 actually fucking strong athletic guy

ofc I gotta go with my boy bloatlord

>trusting a vegan to defend you
>trusting a turbo manlet to defend you
>trusting a turbo autist to defend you

only pick is bloatlord

Proud of my boy

If he can do it so can I

Bloatlord can be my human shield while I shoot the other three.
Check em.

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How is this even a question? The obvious pick is bloatlord

Not even a question
Bloatlord stomps

BLOAT=GOAT

blaha because he's a gun freak

Clarence. Blaha is too much of a pussy to kill me, bloatloard probably couldn't get to my house without stopping at the six taco stands on the way and having a heart attack from the cardio, and Alphamanlet wouldn't stand a chance against Clarence's superior ROM.

NOT Dwarfdestiny

>webm related

Clarence > Bloatlord > Alpha > Blaha

I am embarrassed for that guy.

>not picking blaha

he has over 300 confirmed kills

Bloatlord is just fat.

Use bloatmax as the ideal human shield