NOFAP is a fucking meme

NOFAP is a fucking meme
>day 3 of nofap and cant stop thinking about pussy
>hit up bitches that ive laid before but none are down
>boners at random times at work
>thinking about fucking a whale
>end up wasting 2 hours trying to land some chicks to show tits on omegle with no luck
>finally just fap
>want nothing to do with these thots
>can proceed with my hobbies and self improvement
Yeah fuck that meme i hope you lads dont fall for it guys. I almost fucked a whale because i was becoming desperate. Nofap will make you a fatty enabler. FAP MY BREHS

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You have to realize that people who do nofap don't have hobbies or work to focus on

I am grateful to have a girlfriend who likes to make me cum, even though I tell her I'm trying to conserve my jing, she keeps going until I bust and then giggles and says "oops" but I'm not mad.

I work but currently have no hobbies because I can't lift due to shoulder injury

I would be 400lbs of pure muscle if I went to this gym

based

Serious question, does nofap cause balding?

Should I make a move in my family member if they technically aren't blood related

I would get a hardon there hahahaha

>NBR
NOPE

Hi, 9gag.

> can't lift due to shoulder injury

I didn't realize all lifts involved shoulder movements!
Tell me more about these complex shoulder movements you're doing working legs, core, and biceps, user!

> can't even fuck a fatty
Stop hating nofap, you are the problem.

I experience the same thing but it leaves me in despair. I want to feel like a MAN who wants to FUCK not a nutless bitch boy.

(You) are a lucky guy

hahaha exact same thing happened to me. Spent the weekend trying to fuck some landwhale but she'd only do it if I became her boyfriend, eventually I just said fuck it and fapped and it all went away.

>Tell me more about these complex shoulder movements you're doing working legs, core, and biceps, user!
>faggot who never had a shoulder injury

Yeah squats and curls are fine with a torn/broken shoulder go ahead and do those user

yes nofap is meme, noporn however isn't

NOFAP is for guys with porn induced ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. If you have good enough genes to have a naturally high sex drive you dont need nofap but its good for discipline

To be honest I don't even think he lifts. Took me less than a few seconds to realise shoulder is an important part in most, if not all excercises.

we get it, you're a pervert with no self control

Limit yourself to once a week. If you ever have ill intentions, fap and clear your mind before you make a decision you'll regret. Never fap out of boredom.

It is not a meme. I have been doing approx. 2 week cycles but recently I fucked up 3 times within 48hrs and my energy levels are so low. When lifting I have to rest like twice as long and still feel twice as tired

The point is, it's just an EXCUSE. Find lifts that DON'T upset your shoulder injury. It's not rocket science, dude. I've had a shoulder injury as well, mostly from doing incline bench press with a bad form. Just lay off doing lifts that exacerbate the problem, and focus on lifts that don't irritate it for awhile. VOILA!
Never in my WILDEST DREAMS would a response to a shoulder injury be.
"Well, GOLLY, I guess I can't lift anymore!"
no no no no, you work AROUND the injury.

But please, continue enable the guy's loser mindset...

What fucking lift can you do that does not involve arm movement? Fucking leg curls on a machine?

It's better than
Not.
fucking.
lifting.
at all???

Are you ALL retarded here??

It's like choosing to eat healthy, then eating too much cake one day, and then you're like, "WELL I GUESS I DON'T EAT HEALTHY ANYMORE!! HURR DURRR"

It's all very convenient loser-think.

hahahaha

Just entered the thread, and sorry but you're a retard. Name one exercise you can do with a fucked up shoulder

Opposite. Prolactin is released when you can, it fucks with hair follicles.

Ughh you are so obviously addicted to porn and ignorant of your own state. Enjoy being that creepy old uncle, it's your destiny.

Tbh this has been my experience. No fap is for faggots who can't get laid

Bvert?!

You're pathetic OP. So fucking pathetic.