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Why do I even try?

This one always gets me, she thinks the golden standard of being healthy is being able to stand up.

It's pretty fuckin grim, isn't it?

>letting another man carry your wife and child
oof

>when i'm under 215 i look like a skeleton
lmao

hurts to look at

for reference, i'm 6'2 215lbs.
by comparison, a pro hockey player is considered fairly large at 6'2 215 lbs and they carry their weight much much better than I do

Dear god

TLDR fatty implying a blogger is fat-shaming her because she's posting content about healthy diet.

this is what I eat every day all 18 meals a day and I still can't lose any weight, do you honestly not believe that some people just weren't made to be thin?

This is me at 6'2" 240lbs (just above his 235). He probably looks a lot more like I did than somebody who actually lifts (since he said he doesn't).

>TheMeninistTwit call her out
>say MeninistTweet ruined her life
the fat really is getting to the brain

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amazing

*emoji*

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its kay,
he is carrying his nike and purse

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>shoes over hoes

that guy stayed to avoid alimony

Y I K E S

Checked

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shut up retard

Where's the fucking pillow Jackie?

wew, theres some nostalgia.

underrated

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this is completely accurate.

>Checking normiebook
>see guys who used to get all the pussy back in highschool
>they are fat fucks, married to even fatter wifes
>some breading fat kids
>posting in normiebook about "livin the life"
>mfw

The beta soldier
>enlisted to "serve"
>send to shitholes
>has to carry other men's wife and children
>herd mentality
>cinditioned to follow
>his feet hurt

The chad carrier
>lets other lesser men serve him
>takes what is important to him with himself
>leads the way to safety
>natural leader
>wealthy, he can emulate the lord of the past by having some fat

I know these feels, user. Looking forward to my 10 year reunion.

t. soyboy hapa cuckold

>those child bearing hips
If I looked like you I would unironically kill myself. No joke.

The reddit crossposters virgin
>doesn't lurk
>posts with gay abandon
>jokes go over his head
>think he is chad for calling other people "soyboy"
>morbidly obese
>needs motivation to do anything
>weak willed on his own

t. soyboy cuckold
>defending cuck shit

>saying oof

fucking kill yourself roastie

fetish fags plz go

>triggered

Chad isn't supposed to be thing, you newfag dumbass

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god how fucking pathetic

I can understand the appeal of round, soft pudge like this, but holy shit how does anyone find this cottage cheese, multi-roll shit to be attractive?

You can play connect the bumps with her cottage cheese bumps and play credit card with her many rolls.

checked for classics and double-trip-doubles

>a pro hockey player is considered fairly large at 6'2 215 lbs and they carry their weight much much better than I do
>they carry their weight much much better than I do
YOU DON'T SAY?

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The soygrin meme was pretty funny but I've never seen a meme be run into the ground as fast as this one, even more when retards like you don't get a joke

If it bothers you then YOU are the joke. Shave your stupid fucking beard. Get contact lenses or LASIK. Lift weights. Stop eating garbage.

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fuck thats funny

Disabled guy here, fats dont deserve the medical attention and validation they get. They need to see a psychologist, not a doctor. We need the resources and capacities for treating people who actually arent to blame for their conditions, like alzheimer, parkinson's and others.

/rant over, sorry

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>Playing shitty nu metal
>Not playing patrician Moby Dick themed metal
Not going to make it

how is someone that fucking lazy?
fire the bitch

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user I...

I thought he was just fat
that's considered wide hips? brb killing myself

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Not really fat hate, but it gave me feels.
So many women just let themselves go after marriage.
Should I lift for a qt geek who will fit in their wedding dress 60 years later?

really struggling to decide if this male or female
obesity masks gender

>he said, spending his free time shitposting alone on a Burmese rug-weaving board

You should lift for whatever gives you the most strength, mentally and physically.

Even if you're just lifting for an idea, that idea should be worth lifting for.

Do it, user. Live the dream.

I feel like I've boxed myself into a corner with my desire for a girl who is at least somewhat slim, has a cute face, but has an E cup minimum size. Finding someone with those traits who isn't a thot or already taken is going to be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Fattle toads

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poor chinamen

That looks like a floating nightstand in a Hilton hotel and those things can NOT take that much weight!

Haha

The fatty is a retard, but I can't imagine how terrible a fried egg on a salad would be

>Looking forward to my 10 year reunion

>tfw my 10 year is next year
Fuuuuuck I hate getting old

You can put a fried egg on just about anything and it'll be fucking delicious.

Lmao fucking kill yourself

Shit, I was with a hot blonde, blue eyes, E cup tits. Went out with her half a year, started getting feelings.
Autism kicked in, told her I didn't love her, left the state for a few months. But all my numbers have improved so I got that now.

Don't listen to the "child-bearing-hips" bonehead. Once you bulk up, your shoulder to hips ratio should end more masculine

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>all this proyection
Brainlets don't deserve trips.

>don't get a joke
Explain what the joke with their fear grimace is, user.

I'd love to fuck her brains out and cuck that dead son of a bitch. She'd literally squirt if she were with me.

Always look at the mother. Gives a pretty good indication of things to come.

same here. thought about reactivating her sexuality and making her break her vows from across the grave and moan with pleasure. it made me rock hard

I'd give anything to have your digusting body instead of my obese pudgy husk, kys tho

user why

>18 meals

X-post /r/asianmasculinity

that pic is so meta

>Ball cap
>Beard
>Untucked shirt
>Cargo pants with knee pockets
At best he's a vet, and with some mental gymnastics it justifiable.
At worst, he's just some dude trying to help.