At the gym

Does this look gay to you buddy?

Not at all, do we get a trap with the membership or do I have to pay extra for the service?

If traps are gay why is shemale porn in the straight section on pornhu b?

(((which))) people own pornhub?

You pay at small premium for a personal trap, totally worth it imo.
Mine gives great massages.

In most civilized gyms it's not allowed to not wear a shirt that doesn't cover the torso. Mine demands that it covers even the shoulders; no singlets or tank tops.

Her ig?

I want to kick you in the dick for some reason. '

Why don't you just kys? That way you wont be triggered by women you beta faggot

What their pussy smells like

They exist but u still gonna get erections bruh

lmao

>beautiful feet

You are disgusting. They are feet. They are not tits ass or pussy. What is wrong with you

I bleieve in shariah law, but just for women

Porn is a Jewish psyop

youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc

Almost all porn production is owned by a Jewish company called MindGeek that is based in Belgium.

youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

checkmate, atheists

You're missing out

do fit guys like traps that are trying super hard to get fit but still have some tummy fat?

Define "some". Or provide pics and we'll determine if you're a true trap or just another fat faggot.

Any proof that it's actually Jewish? Seems to have been started by a German man.

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>at the gym
>have a sick pump
>see a hot girl wearing gymshark pants and a sports bra
>approach them and have a friendly conversation and get her number
you are a faggot

Not bad, but you're hiding the tummy. Kinda defeats the purpose of the pics.

Cool story bro.

okay.

so how do i get a fit bf??

ok

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>not having a home gym
Are you even trying to be a wizard?

femdom thread?

these are plausible similar tattoos to the "girl" seeking advice for flat tummy/bigger booty thread

pinhead cathy?

Never met a gay guy who likes shemame
or trap porn.

This, op is a faggot

sometimes you gotta choose whether you want posters to sperg out at you for being a girl, or if you'd rather the pol-types spam you to shit about having a "mental illness" and call you a faggot and stuff.

most of the time you just don't post pics because both of those options kinda suck.

hi there. i'm a mostly passable trans girl trying to get fit. don't be too mean, okay? :)

I've done this before too friendo.

Women are such horrible creatures. Fucking disgusting turbo thot whores.

You do have a mental illness, you will be a trainwreck physically, if not psychologically, and you are not passable as a woman, even at your best.

oh okay.

and now we all know why i don't always mention i'm trans. especially when asking for fitness/health advice...

just imagine its boogie posting unless they timestamp

By posting your boipussy here or sending it to my kik (Zemedic)

>at the gym
>have a sick pump
>hot girl from the cardio floor enters the heavy lifting basement
>wears yoga pants and a sport bra
>get deconcentrated
>sick pump banished

This has happened at lesst 6 times in the last month. Fucking roasties I fucking swear. Fuck cultural marxism and fuck feminism and fuck sexy sport clothing and fuck thicc girls.

>so how do i get a fit bf??
become a top domme "gf"

>organize friendships through facebook
>girls at parties are girlfriend material
>cardio burns fat while lifting builds muscle
>getting a random job from a newspaper ad will make you enough money to move out
It's obvious some idiot normie from reddit made this. How are you not embarrassed that you posted such a shit guide?

Also,
>lifting will make you alpha

i didn't go to all the trouble of becoming a woman to find submissive men to esmasculate. desu.

but i like femdom girls (not exclusively just fantasy)

>female at gym
>can't make too much noise
>no females at gym
>can psych self up to do heavier or lift for longer

True bliss is when the gym is empty of males or females though

>nobody there
>start screaming out lyrics

well i like dom men...

ONly losers don'T have foot fedish

You are an idiot, the entire point is that its a fucking normie guide. I bet you correct people too when they say stuff like carbs are bad for you.

I really wish I had a brainlet wojak saved on this computer because it would perfectly match your retarded post. The guide is made by a normie because it gives shit advice that doesn't at all accomplish the goals it says it will. It's extremely vague and the only advice which is true isn't even useful because its just common sense. And yes, if someone says something retarded then I have no problem pointing out to them that what they said was retarded. And what you said was retarded.

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Sounds like somebody needs to venture into the belly of the whale to save his father.

You haven't become a woman. You're playing a game of pretend because you think it will male you happy and the PC media convinced you that your feelings can somehow warp reality and change what you are biologically. But statistically, you won't be happy. You will keep going down this path until you give up or kill yourself. Up to you which choice you make and when. Nothing wrong with being a bottom boy. But thinking you can change genders with just your feelings and a bottle of hormones is delusional. It's the new form of controlling males now that religion has lost its effectiveness. Break free of the transgender meme.

got halfway through the 3rd paragraph

Average man show off their 'sick pump'
Or i just play the music in my headphones louder and use mirrors to look at her ass and tiddies

But you do have a mental illness. Do us a favor and go straight to the end-game.

why would i kill myself?

i'm pretty and on my way to getting fit lol. soon i'll be drowning in boys :P

Workout at home.
These bitches will ruin your gains

dude, tits and ass became so mainstream that hidden parts became sexy

Fuck me i'd be willing to pay some good money to know where this guy's foot fetish comes from.
I mean damn,it's fucking INTENSE,dude's passionate

Just don't pay attention to them

do a standing full body pic.

>me in 2012
>17 yo beta as fuck
>go the gym for the first time
>see a cute girl squat in yogapants
>get a raging boner during 15 lbs curls
>go to the gym shower and jerk off
good memories

Don't you worry, this is their last century.
The age of the biological female is coming to an end.

Listen little baby,

You're gonna get a lot of degrading and hurtful comments in this thread, but that ain't what I about.

Let me just say you are perfect the way you are you hear me sugar? PERFECT don't ever change, you deserve everything and anything you want.

stay safe for me baby girl

>mfw thinking about you hurting

Don't be a roastie.

You'll be drowning in semen for 30 years and then you'll be alone with your 4 cats desperately flinging to every 20 year old because your vageen is as a dry as the Atacama desert.

>be male
>see girl
>she doesnt have sex to me
>spiral into depression

WHY are Veeky Forums guys so retarded

Why would that depress you?

Are you the same person who posted your voice on Vocaroo in that other thread?

who is the chick on the left?

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not working
eat a dick

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This site really used to rule.

>people like this exist
that man is batshit insane holy shit... porn addiction is dangerous af, that's somebody's grandpa c'mon

Literally would never happen unless you look like this.

Is he batshit insane, or is he living on a higher plain of existence?

sounds gay

like a faggot squinting his eyes constantly to hide his negative canthal tilt?

fuck that dude is autistic. bet he's still a fucking virgin.

you hate how hardwire you are to care for them. Accept that instead of pretending that you hate them.

Are we going to ignore the fact gymshark is paying people to post on a underwater basket weaving forum?

Because shemales are trannies trying to reassign to be biological women, traps are gay men who dress like women to trick straight men into fucking them.