What's your origin story Veeky Forums?

What's your origin story Veeky Forums?

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> Girlfriend cheated on me when I was a teenage beta with a guy in his 30s
> Started getting fit to enlist in the military
> Alright, I did that, now what?
> Train for special ops selection
> Okay, that was fun
> Start learning process all over when I get to my platoon
> Don't really care about that guy from years ago
> Oh wait, yeah I do
> Track him down, follow him around, make 5 paragraph op order
> Use my skills to blindside and send him to the hospital, then disappear
Now waking up early, lifting, running, all that shit is just a lifestyle

you blamed a 30yo for your gf cheating?

>make 5 paragraph op order
wth is this

>be transgender
>take hormones
>want butt
>start lifting

its a operation planning order for the military, he's just saying he planned it all out in detail

I lift because its the only way i can vent my frustration on how i could be training to fly jets right now if not for the fact that i checked a box that said i had depression at one point in my life.

I was really skinny and I decided I wanted to stop losing arm wrestling contest to girls.

I know it was ultimately her choice and fault, but it was about the principle to me - she was 18 at her first job and he still contributed. When I realized I had the ability to do something and get away, I did

>I was really skinny and I decided I wanted to stop losing wrestling contest to girls.
>losing wrestling contest to girls.

w-what happened after you lost?

Thought I was 'naturally strong' or looked good topless
>Go on holiday with mates
>Don't manage to pull
>See topless pics when I get home
>Look like shit
>Aim to be the most asthetic out of my friends

It's going well, I casually met with a milf a few hours ago and she wants to meet again next week

pretty sad bro, looks like u didn't grow mentally at all

>be khv
>autistic beta too
>somehow get attention from girls usually the year or 2 below
>disregard them as have a crush on another girl
>go on many dates
>never make a move
>eventually get friendzoned
>"I'm not ready for a relationship yet"
>finally accept the reality
>cut off all contact with her
>find out months later she started dating a guy quite similar to me
>recognise the problem was me
>decide to change that
still mad about the teenage pussy I turned down cause I was busy chasing her

>play high school baseball
>coaches make us lift
>not good enough for high-level college baseball
>keep lifting

>leave drug cartel
>Cut all contact, don't know if drama will appear
>In case drama does appear I will kill the hitman with my bare hands
>Manly as fuark

Wew lad. Good larp bait

Trips of truth, guess you're right

When you're 30 you never pass up the opportunity to fuck an 18 year old.

>move into apartment
>qt as fuck roommate
>lose 30kg for a chance with her
>she ends up dating a fucking literal 5'0" manlet

this explains why Veeky Forums hates manlets

it all makes sense now

>born into poverty in the deep south
>parents worked hard and got us upper middle class
>never put any effort into anything, always did quite well
>always near top of class and scholar athlete
>full ride to great school because perfect ACT
>just got back GRE, scored comfortably over 300
>still just trucking along, in awe at how easy everything is


just need me a wife

brolifting phase (18yo/26 yo)
>younger brother starts lifting
>no way this fucker's gonna be more jacked than me
>start

strenght training thanks Veeky Forums phase (33yo-38yo currently)
>binge eating and drinking give myself away for years
>wife takes photo of me shirtless playing with my daughter
>late that night see photo of that fatty beergut failure of father next to my daughter
>manly tears swearing I'm gonna get my shit together whatever it cost

>be smart kid, success in school comes easy
>get a scholarship, go to uni
>repeat, go to grad school
>graduate and realize I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing
>don't actually understand how sheltered I am
>had various small jobs since 17 but never really been an adult
>fall off the face of the planet, develop depression and anxiety, move back in with parents
>run neet.exe, get fat, RIP my resume
>eventually became disgusted with my body and my life, hate leeching off my folks
>turn to Veeky Forums, begin cutting, working out, developing baby steps of discipline
>eventually get a job, it's terrifying at first but eventually I thrive at it
>finally getting my life in order, supporting myself, growing my savings, and in the best shape of my life (but with plenty of room for improvement)
Nothing anyone does or says to me can match the depths of self-loathing I've tasted. I live to overcome suffering, to do things others can't, and to better myself. I am becoming my own ideal.

always remember user, you can operate in lieu of your emotions. then again, you have a post graduate degree, so you should already know this.

The problem isn't you dude. Some of it might be stuff you want to change, but don't look at her as some perfect thing you have to live up to.

You're your own man! Go do shit that makes you happy.

u from lookism?

>be born with gyno
>skinnyfag with gyno as teenager
>dumped, no direction and weak
>Tfw gyro
>get inspired by tront tenor and 300
>discover as
>Tfw gyro
>alcoholic for a few years, disregard lifting
>get sober, lift again as if it's my religion
>Tfw gyro

The world is still my oyster

Listen him, he is right tho

Post topless holiday pic and current one for before an after

>been kicked around since I was born
>psychologically scarred and dropped off the face of the earth into drugs and depression
>never made anything of myself
>realise I'm too old to ever fix that
>continue depression
>turn 40
>realise the only happy memories I have come from one 2 year period in my late teens when I was fit
>can't be rich, handsome or successful, but I can by physically strong
>fuck the world.jpg
>decide to get fit again
>working on it

>take out a small business loan
>open a gym
>if it fails who cares you're better off than you were when on drugs
>if it works, you are the comfy Veeky Forums dream

>Parents split when young
>Pack on weight as i take up eating and vidya as a coping method
>get fat
>fatty all through HS
>graduate fat (pic 1)
>get out, find Veeky Forums start my journey
>get decently fit (pic 2)
>Feels good, pull girls, happy with life
>meet girl, fall in love
>It's an abusive relationship
>I-its okay, she says she loves me
>she stops me lifting; afraid I'll leave
>she stops me training tkd; doesn't like me spending time away from her
>5yrs later, finally get out with help of DnD bros
>Emotionally broken, massively in debt supporting her through uni, and to top it all off I'm a fatass again (pic 3)
>move back in with parents, my financial situation is fucked
>dislike my family but nowhere else to go
>slowly regaining my health and confidence
>Pic 4 is 6months after pic 3

Forgot pic

Progress photo for cut. I’m bulking again now and hoping to make some gains again.

I don't think about her anymore

I lift to get away from the person I used to be

Gotta pay back a loan dude.

Do you think he will do it? Of course not. user is larping, like
or
or
Good job user! You can do it!

Skinny nerd with anger issues turned into big nerd with anger issues

>be me
>live in venezuela
>country is fucked
>move to merica
>leave gf and friends behind
The only thing i got now its lifting. Also i work and studying
Pic is me and gf back in the days

Nice work user. Height and weight stats in pics 5,6,7, and timeline difference?

>was fat kid growing up
>parents split when I was in high school
>depressed but functioning
>see picture of myself from 4th of July
>really hits me what a fat piece of shit i am
>try to distract self with dieting on Atkins and exercising
>loose weight, didn't completely reach goal but looked a lot better
>senior year comes, don't even want to be there anymore but stick it out to get the diploma, begin eating shitty food again little by little
>graduate, get job, 4 years pass, get fat again
>hate myself for letting all that progress slip away
>time to knuckle down son
>go on bender back in December to eat all the shit food I love as a final goodbye
>started journey again january 1st

Not very exciting, but that's my story

>skinny peice of beta shit in 2015
>start running track
>discover I'm an amazing runner and excell
>eventually get pneumonia and break femur bc reasons
>life goes to shit in all aspects, live in an abusive household and have no outlet
>once off crutches, I start running for the team again and miss winning a state championship by a small amount, fucking up femur leg in the process
>get cucked by gf
>decide enough is enough and start dicking around with machines in the gym
>start to take control of my life and fix what was wrong
>eventually I learn how to lift and how not to be a complete pussy

Completely hated myself for about most of my life, but I think lifting and watching myself grow/improve has been the best thing to ever happen to me

>fat, 2016
>summer of 2016, start Auschwitz diet
>normal weight, thin-ish rest of 2016
>2017 gain weight back
>fat again 2018

I hate it, and the worst part is I can never find any solid motivation for weight loss anymore so I end up quitting constantly. Im 5'6", 180 lbs. Everyone I ask, aside from doctor, says I'm not fat and I shouldn't be on a diet. Ashamed of myself for having no self control anymore.

Thanks user. I'm doing my best. Have a lower back injury that makes doing squats/deadlifts super fucking slow going.
But this is a marathon, not a race
189cm/6'2"
Pic 1; 120ish kg
pic 2.; 75ish kg
pic 3; 125kg
pic 4; 95ish kg

As for the progress pic. The left is 125kg, right is 78kg. One with pump after swim (top; obligatory showing off chest gains pic) and the bottom is without pump.
left is May-ish 2015 iirc (just before my son was born) and right was taken November 2017 just before I started my bulk

face gains have been ridiculous too. I actually have a jawline now

>homeschooled, so never developed social skills
>became a basement-dwelling, WoW playing fag
>I lived indoors most days
>when I was 14 we moved to a new house
>we had moved before, but not since I was 7
>so this time around I was enlisted to help load up cars and the U-haul and unload it at the new house
>first time I ever experienced physical exertion, so my DYEL ass was sorer then fuck
>the move took about a week. maybe another month before everything was fully sorted out and settled in
>afterwards, I looked at myself in the mirror and realized I actually made some noticeable gains and had a pretty good frame and decent face
>realized I could be more then just the loser with no friends I had always been
>started getting into fitness, fucked up quite a bit along the way
>spent most of my 15th year fucking around with 20lb dumbbells and doing pushups with shitty form while eating at a deficit
>that changed when I got a bench and barbell for my 16th birthday
>something about that knocked some sense into my idiot head
>started actually learning about fitness and weightlifting
>discovered Veeky Forums and zyzz, got motivated like never before
>in about 14 months went from 5'5, 119lb auschwitz survivor to 5'7 138lb DYEL
>still DYEL and still a manlet, but I can look people in the eye now and go outside without feeling panicky
>cut back on WoW, really only play to raid with my bros
>life is infinitely better, looking back, I can't imagine how I lived liked that
still got a ways to go, but the future is bright and I think it'll end up working out. sorry is this is a bit incoherent, i'm tired as fuck

we're all gonna make it brahs

>be in high school
>friends invite me to gym
>say yeah fuck it, need to stop being pussy
>bench more than all of them despite being 54kg
>get 1-month membership
>good beginner gains
>get 6 month, then 1 year
>been 2 years since then
>competed in one bodybuilding contest
>squat 200kg @ 74kg

This man.

You'll understand when youre 30

Saw my friend lifting and his success. He has been on the grind for a year. 3 days ago was my one month of daily gym.

are you 5'4"

>be me
>turn 25
>realize this is my last chance to be Veeky Forums
>start journey to becoming Veeky Forums

>tfw no 6’ man voiced gf
Iowa?
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Good luck bro

>parents reproduce
>am given birth to
>grow up

And so you crush guys and send them on a downward spiral that ultimately perpetuates the cycle?

Fuck you.

>Middle school
>Kind of fat ginger kid
>Friends begin to ditch me and walk all over me attempting to get in the cool kids group
>High school, self esteem fucked
>Friends completely ditched me
>Fuck it, I'll lose this weight
>Don't know about Veeky Forums, just run everyday
>Keep fucking running, every.fucking.day
>get up to 7 miles a day at this point im lean, but not filled out
>Girl in history class notices
>Talk to her everyday
>Finally get nerve to ask her over one night
>Makeout, no stopping me now
>Next week at school take newfound confidence to scheme on a girl who will giveth the succ the very next weekend
>Girl is over, parents out of town, on top of her but cant seem to hold myself up for extended periods of time
>Feeling my non-existent back muscles, start getting self concious
>Find Veeky Forums, do SS
>Now PPL on a lean bulk and plenty of cardio with uni ultimate frisbee team
socially functioning and fit now, took a while tho

Nothing big. I just don't how I looked. So I started to lift.

Cartel bro here. Not larping. Used to operate stateside for SinaLoa. Last week was my 1 year anniversary of getting stabbed in the face

Wtf absolutely no, get your head checked for perversion. By the time I was leaving undergrad at age 23, incoming 18 y.o. freshman girls creeped me out as naive little no-nothing children.

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also i'm 5'6" but w/e

How did you manage to move to the us? Student visa?

British, I was sleeping.
I don't tend to take many selfies, still look dyel in my opinion.
I can take a current one but lost the old holiday photos

I quit World of Warcraft and decided to fill my time with lifting. Also to get big after the fact so If I see my ex with my old raider ex-friend who turned my entire group of fold friends against me I'll literally cave the kikes skull in.

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>20
>Enlist in Air Force
>Get sent off to Montana
>Hate my job, am severely overworked but commended for being a hard worker which means nothing and gets you nowhere in the military
>Friends notice how down I am all the time and think the solution is girls
>Trick me into going to a get together with a bunch of girls to hook me up
>Get one of their numbers
>She blows me off every single weekend for like a month, "Sorry I am busy"
>Ask her out one final weekend, she is again "busy", "But user I do want to go out with you I promise :)"
>Literally that night where she told me she was busy, she sends me snaps of her drinking and partying with her friends
>Fuck off cunt, yeah you look real busy
>It was like 1 AM and I was really angry
>Didn't know what to do so go off for a run
>Wind up close to the base gym, it is 24 hours so why not fuck it
>No routine or anything, just start lifting
>The next day she texts me showing me all of her school work and shit, "Look how busy I am!"
>Tell her she can get fucked and I need to focus on me
>Now been lifting for 6 months making pretty good progress
>Don't even have a diet or routine, just go and work out what I feel like that day and try and eat healthy without counting anything

>discovered I liked running
>figured might as well try other shit while I'm at it
>so I did
That's it.

>Don't even have a diet or routine, just go and work out what I feel like that day and try and eat healthy without counting anything
you du gud, but try to get some knowledge, maybe you overlook something really big

To be honest, I'm not all that interested in that stuff. I have developed a decent physique, but I don't even lift for that. It is a great bonus. I just have steam to blow off, and the gym is my outlet. I go every single day, which I've heard is not good for you but it has worked for me. I'm sure I could be doing better with research, I'm just not interested in that.

was helping lift props at a school show, was on a pump, decided I wanted to look like that all the time.

>was always chubby, but never fat
>go to a metal festival
>my left knee got dislocated in the moshpit (fucking karate kids)
>can't move for a month
>surgery, shit like that
>back home, 1 week until i can walk without support
>can't do sport for 6 months
>start eating like shit, get up to 200+lbs
>gf goes to america (I'm hungarian) cheats on me with a dude
broke up with her and started getting fit

it's really not difficult to find a proper routine.
something like this will get you on the right track, look up SS as well.

>At uni
>No luck with girls
>Look at my body in the mirror
>Would I want to date/fuck that if I was a girl?
>No
>Got lifting

Evolved after 2-3 months to me just wanting to increase my numbers and getting better

Good job bro, I'm proud of you.

That voice almost made me cancel on NoFap.
But not today Satan, not today.

...

>Legs every day

>grow up all through primary and high school being the kid that was always there but that nobody ever really payed attention too
>felt invisible, was short for my age at the time (~16)
>never kissed a girl, was still a virgin
>browsing Veeky Forums had me terrified of the social consequences if I wasn’t an uber mega chad
>fortunately get a growth spurt which propels me to 6ft
>start going to the gym at lunch times, and then eating lots after getting home
>bulk up from 60kg to 75kg in a year
>finally look good in clothes, face seems more masculine (may just be from getting older)
>finally have that presence in the room
>the confidence from this gives me the confidence to talk to girls
>the confidence from finally losing my virginity means I can move on to focusing on my life goals
>manage to get into one of the best universities in the world
>life could never be better

goddamn, very nice voice

could you say "We are all going to make it!"

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>be me
>shitty parenting
>alcoholism in family
>play vidya 24/7
>disregard education despite being above average intelligence
>zero social interaction
>next school
>drink and do nothing for 4 years in that school, somehow pass exams, occasional sports but not a whole lot, skinnyfat af with gyno
>start working fulltime abroad
>still zero social interactions, and vidya
>start running for cardio and lose weight
>still look like skinnyfat
>decide i want to give a shot to lifting
>cant go for 2 months, eventually break anxiety and go
>im actually enjoying this shit
>reach 1/2/3/4 after 6 months
>still look like shit but better than i used to

i wish my social gains and money gains followed but that will be probably harder than lifting itself

cute

i got tired of getting winded doing simple things and being really weak

>Finish school
>Never played sports
>Figured I should go to the gym to get fit or something
>Start researching workouts and programs
>Go to gym
>Continue for the next 6 years

Nothing special in all honesty

>cunt, you Australian?

I swear I know that uniform.

Are you me wtf, literally holy fucking shit bro

>be me
>be 5'9 midget
>always been shorter than everyone and smaller
>realize i'm never going to make it without getting Veeky Forums
>get my two closest bros to start hitting the gym with me
We only started 5 months ago, but damn, I can see some lats being built and i feel good.

user, can i commission you to call my friend a faggot?

All those muscles and you fucked up at life, wasted potential

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