Who /monkmode/ here?

Who /monkmode/ here?
>nofap
>cold showers
>meditation
>no caffeine
>fasting
>no liquid jew/drugs

im

>cold showers
>meditation
>no caffeine
>fasting
>no liquid jew/drugs

except nofap, i literally cant stop masturbating just cant, my libido is too damn high for that

You are like a baby to me
>haven't fapped in over a year
>no showers
>in a constant state of zen
>never had coffee my entire life
>two meals a day
>have never even considering drugs. Don't even take them while sick

lol noon

>never touched my dick since i was born
>never took a shower since i opened my eyes
>not only in constant state of zen but i can make my own world by just thinking
>never drank anything
>no need to eat, never hungry, forever fastbro
>i dont know how it feels to have a flu

I’m on Day 21 of NoFap and the urges are so goddamn strong. I hope I can achieve monkmode one day lads.

I don't even have a dick

For /shaolinmonkmode/ just add MMA and you're now a gentle warrior monk

day 25 here, go out and talk to some girls

Fucking pathetic
>don't have a penis
>have never been wet
>I'm literally unconscious at all times
>i have never ingested anything
>i am immune to all diseases as I am non-organic

>nofap for 22 days
>occasional prayer but very beta and skipped 3 days in a row
>no caffeine
>fasting but failing always
>no drugs

I don't know why but fasting is almost impossible to do now. I was able to do it in 2016 -- but only for 48 hours. Longest I can do now is 18 hours, but I always get interrupted by someone, then I start eating normally again. Maybe I should mix prayer and fasting together.

>haven't fapped since birth
>don't even acknowledge water as being separate from anything else.

>don't drink anything
>don't eat anything
>no need to even breath.

I am already dead and alive existing in the void which is everything and nothing.

Meant to use to this pic instead.

for me its sleep, I cant fucking sleep when fasting

Kind of /monkmode/ here.

Drinking okay very rarely with friends. Other than that no fapping whatsoever. More energy to do other things, but old degenerate fetishes still trigger me from time to time and make me weak. I keep getting over them though and don't give in. Its improving my life.

>NoFap
sometimes, did a yr+ once
>cold showers
never
>meditation
not really
>no caffeine
I try, but I go back. Relapse is so good.
>fasting
sometimes until lunch
>no liquid jew/drugs
yes, if coffee is exempt

What the fuck is a liquid jew/drug you first year philosophy student geek

Neat pic

Alcohol + apparently anything but caffeine since that has its own category

Can I do monk mode if I have crippling anxiety and require Prozac? I went for a few months without it and decided to cure it by lifting, nofap, eating clean, etc. But I still had it no matter how good my life was

Your insult misses the mark, a first year philosophy student is so anti-racist and PC that they'd never say that. Try "you pig fucking hick."

>tfw wake up at 3:45 everyday to train Kung Fu.
>tfw used to be obeast virgin on Prozac
>tfw got laid by 4 different women last year
>tfw went 6 weeks no fap
>tfw no longer care about women or gains only Kung fu
>tfw I'm making it

>/monkmode/
>no caffeine
its like you are trying to be a faggot

>monster
It's like you're trying to be fat raise your blood pressure weaken your heart and shrink your penis

>It's like you're trying to be fat raise your blood pressure weaken your heart and shrink your penis
its like you are trying to forget how to use commas

>needing caffeine with cold showering

It's from Kill Six Billion Demons