What do i say Veeky Forums?

Just made a tinder a couple days ago, haven't messaged any of my matches but this one sent to me first. She must be mirin my massive frame.

What does my ass do lads?

Takes your strapon like a junkie takes heroine

>play Wii Fit. What’s your number?

That’s all you have to do.

Slaps black sack

"This ass do nothing wrong, just like Hitler"

brap brapapappap brffffffffflapalapa

"Shits and takes a dick"

Check the digits

find a clever way to call her fat keke

What do I need her number for? I already have a means of communicating with her, I don't see how I'm in once I get the #

Rolling for this

Nevermind, there’s no hope. Stay autistic

Just give her the questions mark

"Refrain from speaking to me like a nigger ever again"

check em

JUst made one earlier, hows this for my bio?

Christian
History Major
Not looking for sex before marriage
I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.

Checked

>I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.
thats gay as fuck faggot. dont put these online dating whores on a pedestal like that
>looking for a marriage on tinder
i hope your bio is an ironic joke, but even if it is, these tinder women are not smart enough to understand the joke

Yikes.

Confirmed by follow up dubs

Come over [pick a day] and find out
It's a pretty autistic question on her part, not much you can do with it

gets squeezed by you

Jesus Christ OP, if she looks like that in her picture you bet your ass she's a disgusting hog

What would you put in a bio then? These women are stupid but as far as I know they don’t have extra chromosomes

>it'll shit in your mouth if you let it?

>What would you put in a bio then?
6'2

What are you looking for from tinder? It's mostly all used up cumrags, you're not finding a virgin guaranteed

Why would I sell myself 3 inches shorter than I am?

I’m 5’11” king of manlets but have the frame of a panzer tank, i am stronger and wider than 90% of lanklets (not fat)

How about

Christian
History Major
Not looking for sex before marriage
If you’re not a virgin no thanks lol

Mainly trying to troll Tinder thots although the bio is legit

if you wanna troll thots better off not putting anything about virginity in your bio, and then leading them on and after you've convinced them to hang out with you/fuck just say
>wait youre a virgin right?
and then btfo them when they say no kekekek

I'm scared to say the nigger thing she knows my school I could get expelled

Yeah dont do that then but just send something that implies you dont understand wtf she's talking about

it'll be funny. then again idk if youre actually trying to fuck this whale

bBRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP