Haven't seen you since high school

>Haven't seen you since high school
>Looks like you're not a fatfuck anymore
>Show me what you got user
>Sprints at you niggerly

How would you prove you're Veeky Forums now bros?

>sprints at you niggerly

*niggardly

Can you elaborate on how i ended up in prison with tyrone

Lets get back on topic guys

*Pistol squats beneath him dodging his attack*

Heh seeya around kid

>look down and smirk
>whisper to myself "heh, made for BBC
>twist around on one heel and kick my non plant leg outwards, losing my shorts
>spread cheeks apart and present my puckering brown nugget
>roaring towards me is 9.5 inches of pulsating ebony destruction
>just as he thinks he's got me, on the razors edge of penetration
>I release a tactical brap of unparalleled foulness and force
>barometers in nearby cities crack and explode
>debris swirls around me in a frantic haze
>all that's left of my opponent is a heap of denser than caucasian bones

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>all that's left of my opponent is a heap of denser than caucasian bones

sup jamal long time no see still the same skinny boy as you were in high school huh you should try going to the gym sometime