Pheromones

That's right: pheromones

This little bit of bodily chemistry, normally undetectable, is nature's last defense mechanism against getting you laid.

You see, a chad exudes a certain aroma. It says "confidence" and "father figure," while betas have a different scent that says "insecure" and "dependent."

You are not in control of where or when your body releases these signals. It's subconscious and constantly fluctuating. It's our bodies' way of communicating with each other without the pretense of conversation or body language.

For example, you could be absolutely shredded, but if your body starts setting off these alarms in the presence of an attractive girl, it won't matter to her, because on the most basic primal level her body is telling her "GET OUT OF HERE."

Again, no real thought goes into these signals and for the most part you are not in control. In fact, it can seem like your body's pheromones are actively working against you, sending the wrong signals when you're trying to appear confident.

So what do you do? Well you can't really do anything accept work harder to build authentic self confidence. But one day you may meet a certain girl, slightly autistic like yourself, and your pheromones are going to hit it off with each other. That's what we call "chemistry;" an interplay of pheromones that creates a bigger picture of what you are like in each other's company. Confident sometimes, shy at others; your pheromones will let her know that you're more than the sum of your awkward advances, and hers will let you know she's interested.

Good deodorant can help, but nothing will compare to the natural stink you put off that tells a girl right away if you're a good fuck or a beta faggot not worth her time.

I have this instinctive thing where I must always sniff the toilet paper after I shit, I do it every time without even thinking. Does that have to do with pheromones? Genuinely curious, I can’t imagine I’m the only one.

Amazing alien porn you wrote, but it doesn't apply to humans. If pheremones existed in humans, the molecule would have been identified and would be sold as perfume on the markets. Aside from a few studies that indicate that women find the smell of fresh sweat (not old sweat) slightly attractive, this is a myth.

Disgusting subhuman kys

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augfags fuckoff this is a nattyboard

>Stacey at party last night said I smelled like American eagle
>was wearing a old, sweaty shirt
Is this chad?

thats called brain damage

Fuck off, try it once and I guarantee you’ll be hooked. I just want to know why it’s basically addictive

I do this but with my finger on my sphincter, and randomly. The scent changes with what I eat. Very pleasant most of the time.