Confess

Lmao you can only curl 10 pounds. I can curl 45 pounds and I'm not even big.

Yesterday I had some peanut butter brownies while I'm cutting. How weak I was...

Reread what I posted.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NUJAK
WOJAK IS THE BEST AND WE LOVE HIM
THIS

I drank five beers today, I was trying to not drink until march. I had beer in the fridge, not sure how I thought I'd make to march with beer in the fridge. At least now, I'll have to buy beer to drink it. So, don't buy it.

I skipped lifting yesterday to get roaring drunk and ate poutine and fish and chips with more beer for dinner.

Nofap causes me to see escorts

i start every morning saying "ok i will not fap today"

and then by the end of the day i probably fapped 4-5 times ;_;

I stroked my dick while on nofap today

I fapped twice and felt like a piece of shit human.

I talk down to myself frequently because I feel guilty about not being better

gotta pay to play my nigga. you're making an effort in getting laid at least, unlike these faggots groveling in feel threads

I want to put that girl on all fours and pound her pussy with my cock until shes crying anf moaning, tears streaming down her face

>her

>girl

It's been a habit for the last 4-5 years (I'm 24). I can't fucking wait to see this girl on Thursday for 2 hours, I'm going to make her my submissive little sex toy and fuck her pussy until my balls are raisins

Fuck this gay earth

I unironically like trap remixes.

>nu-jack
go to hell for posting that filth

Is it good

I can feel ya there man, the one thing i do is to look at what all you done and see how far you came.
> everyone is able to be great, few only understand the power that's within themselves.
Become one of the few, user.

I ate an $120 steak today with a side of mac and half a dessert without counting calories. Im going to fat hell.

:o

no......

I cheat by doing my weigh ins after an intense cardio session...the lie makes me feel better about being a fat fuck

Somedays I skip the gym so I can eat 2 benzedrex cottons and masturbate for like 6-7 hours to hardcore porn.

Kek skele detected

Splitting wood today out on the back part of my land, came in swetpaty, grimy, sawdust in my beard, my girl had made brownies and wanted me to fuck her.

Which I did. But I ate four brownies first with a quart of milk.

Priorities, gents.

I plan my entire exercise routine and diet around trying to become more small and feminine.

My goal is to be cute enough to cosplay as a girl (male) this summer and maybe get some good male attention/action for once.

Bw and height?

130 (and I'm trying to lower it further)
5'8"
I also have a small frame and round face for a "male"

With extreme pleasure.

I fornicated with some random girl

>fornicated
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSS

i want to cuck my GF with a 14 yo girl

...

nigger why have you been spreading soyjack on every board i go to wtf

>Saw my crush after 4 semesters of talking but not seeing each other
>looks like she actually grew an inch taller and we're the same height with no shoes
>she was wearing heels when we met which added 2-3 more inches

My insecurities have exploded since that day last week. Be grateful you're not a manlet. I'm down in the gutter indefinitely. t. 165cm

I have no idea what religion to stick to, or what to really go for in life. My anxiety is extremely crippling, and I rarely eat. I didn't go outside and skipped work all last week, including the gym. Nothing helps, and I feel alone. What do I do? Nothing makes me happy, or even holds my attention. What do I do?

Someone smiled at me in the mirror at the gym and I got so flustered that I wiped down the wrong bench and then ran knocked my head into the squat rack.
I'll never be smooth.

i know this is bait buut...

Work out until you're too tired to think anymore.

I havnt gone to the gym in 3 weeks now, and for some reason im scared to sign up at a new one. also im confirmed to be gay i think. feels sad man

It's 100% not bait

I'm responsible for 50% of the braposting on this board

well we love you anyway

I look at pictures of thicc asians and listen to the Sonic Heroes final boss song every time I deadlift. I haven't stalled since I started doing this

what would you wanna cosplay btw?

dump your thicc asian folder for the love of God I need PRs

I’ve been fucking around at lifting since I was 16, nearly 21 now and my progress is meh, I need to stop smoking weed and chilling with anti gains people completely and take lifting more serious and hit natty limit. Now or never brahs, gonna start back at it properly this Monday.

join the gym tomorrow i plan on doing ss but I have not read the book

good luck user, rooting for you

I haven't counted my calories/macros for a month...

turned in the natty card
still rolling with the fake natty card to show other gym bros, think they are catching on though

if you ever can do a convincing hibari l-let me know

Im just waiting for my coach to sent the next set of workouts so i can workout early in the morning

I've not worked out for two weeks because of a cold.

I just matched with this trans girl on tinder but I couldn't tell she was until i read her bio, its tempting...

I had this excellent Chinese food the other day with my family, and I was planning on not having anything else for the rest of the day but later had homemade popcorn which led to me eating a large amount of pistachios too.
Easily over 3000 for the day while I'm on a cut of 1600 a day.

Don't. You will never respect yourself after.

>what would you wanna cosplay btw?
don't know yet desu; I'm not much of a weeb so I was thinking a vidya character

I'm open to suggestion though :)

thanks :)

Thanks user. I just removed her.

is she cute? post pic

I forgot my OHP, I skipped leg day, and I skipped arm day

I feel like death though so I'm excusing it

a trap asuka is my fetish...

...

ehh, I would've
but I'm bi so you should do what I do

Good man. Its like when you beat it to some really gross porn one time then hate yourself after, that kind of shame is pretty hard to live with when you do it on the level of banging a tranny.

>that thing has a penis
w-wew lad

shouldn't*

I cheated on my waifu with a 3d woman

i probably would have as well, none of them will be as good as my 2d trap waifu but shes not bad

I might have colon cancer.

>remove eyebrows
>draw marker on face
but why?
natural eyebrows are much better even if they are "male" eyebrows

heh she's much thiccer than me desu

Details

I hit lmao 1/2/3/4 back in 2014, after that I started working full time, stopped going to the gym and gain at least 10 kg (22lb). Now, I tried lifting but it's not thrilling anymore so I'll just go cardio mode.

Father I can’t stop loving her...

I don't feel like I've come far at all even though I have, that's the issue
I guess I'm a narcissist since I believe I have unlimited potential and am squandering it

I really haven't been giving this my all, kind of like all the other stuff in my life. I really want to take this more seriously but i keep making excuses to not go to the gym. I feel pathetic almost all the time.

> colon
You mean rectal? Dirty bastard

Ive gone drinking twice this week and skipped gym twice.

relax nigga damn literally go to a bar get hammed on lite cranvodka talk to a girl drop some normie internet meme if she laughs ask her if she wants to get out of there then smash. if not you tried and you have your fall back plan along with a some pent up aggression from rejection

>heavy make-up
>cute
What the fuck?

i needed a spot to bench the bar

How fucking lonely are you people

user the dick only makes it better...

I fell in love with a fitness e-celeb and I can't get him to move past flirting

I ate 4000cals worth of food last saturday. 3/4 was beer

I can't stop thinking about oneitis, it's tearing me apart!

That sounds delightful, you should be ashamed!