Spotting a Veeky Forumsizen

What are the telltale signs you're in the presence of a Veeky Forumsizen?

The dick in my ass

either doing SS, or loudly talking to himself about how SS is bad

The autism

Feeling fit, buddy?

...

Not particularly, no.

I don’t honestly think there is a way, we know we have Veeky Forumsizens from all over the globe, from both genders, and ages 16 to 40-something, and we don’t really have identifying features other than we work out.

I'm a lucky guy

>has upvoted or like'd anything Zyzz related on social media.
> Understand Chad jokes
> for any advice he replys - thats a meme''
> Even tought he's in shape hes probably a loner.
> knows what ' shitposting' means
I have found 2 so far.

Reeks of fucking onions.

>telltale signs you're in the presence of a Veeky Forumsizen

>dog shit physique
>talks about "lifting" all the time
>has zero idea about exercising
>is an "expert" on steroids despite never taking any
>he looks like this

More like how to spot a dyel

I'm just a lucky guy

"you are a big guy"

I'm just a lucky gay

I'm just a lucky guy

Carries litres of milk with him because he fell for the GOMAD meme

Crying over here

Dear God...

L U C K Y
U
C
K
Y

Fucking this kek

I'm just a lucky guy

His sweat smells like onions

I'm just a lucky goy

i'm just a lucky guy

kek

I'm a lucky guy

i'm a guy

> tfw you're obsessed with cryptos, can talk about them for hours, read about them daily, and havent made a penny off them

IM JUST REALLY FUCKING GAY

I'm just a lucky guy

this shit was so fucking funny

im just a lucky guy

Are cryptos just a ponzi scheme?

I was talking to a guy at the gym about programs and he straight up told me that he lurks Veeky Forums

Did you have gay buttsex after and remember to say no homo?

just a lucky guy xD

the guy who tips the receptionist

(Reference to four leaf clover)

you hear a whisper in the wind
"quarter squatting faggot...dyel?"

>so yea lately i've been doing program X, blah blah blah, but thinking about switching to program Y i've read good things about it. what do you think?
"....i lurk Veeky Forums"
*puts on headphones, pulls up hoodie, never looks away from his squatrack for the next hour*

I... I guess it's true...

>IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?

We were talking about where we looked for programming and gym related information and he mentioned this board

My axe in the back of their shull. it will happend EVERY time i run into one of you assholes.

this

>Overdeveloped legs compared to rest of the body (t-rex mode)
>disgusting body odour from eating too much onion

Does anyone have the image which shows what color shirt to wear to identify a fitizen?

Also need to start wearing t-shirts that say "Feeling Fit Buddy" and "I guess I am just a lucky guy"

See

Im just a lucky guy

autist smirk

Just look out for weird autists with muscles

Heh… I’m just a lucky guy.

That's a lot of people, actually.

if you are working out, and he asks you, "are you working out?"

I'm just a lucky guy I guess

Why the fuck is a picture I posted one year ago in the op?

What the fuck, man?

Same here
I could have made tens of thousands of dollars with my ripple prediction
Was memeing myself

Horrendously unfunny.

They're skinnyfat or maybe builtfat, that will point out
>if you're under 6'2"
>if you have a pec gap
>if your insertions suck
>if your jaw is weak
>if your hairline is bad
>if your legs are too small
>if the food you're eating has soy in it

And think that this makes them superior.

OP here. I just picked an image at random from my Veeky Forums folder.

>I posted one year ago
It's been a year already? Glory be, time flies. I guess you've finished the SARC pipeline by now, huh? How's that working out?

fucking good posts

I'm just a lucky guy

I'm just a lucky goy

I'm just a lucky guy

I guess I'm just a lucky guy

He's bloated

...

>SARC pipeline
Ayyyy he remembers.
A eeek before I graduated field med and was supposed to go to BRC, my contract got taken from me due to "issues with funding". So I never got a chance to go. So I got sent to be a corpsman for a marine tank battaliom.

So now I've been eating, lifting, and getting bigger as much as I can.

Such is life, user

>A eeek before I graduated field med and was supposed to go to BRC, my contract got taken from me due to "issues with funding". So I never got a chance to go. So I got sent to be a corpsman for a marine tank battaliom.
Wow, that fucking sucks. I'd be more than a little bit bummed.

I've been thinking lately of joining the National Guard and even trying for Ranger School since you can go there if you choose to specialize in job school as Infantry do well (top 10 in your class or so). But I've seen that the military is a lot more fucking fickle than I thought. Your story is not the only one that's bummed me out on the thought of enlisting. Apparently a lot of male troops are now getting fucked over by having less qualified females take their jobs in the name of "diversity." I wonder if that's what happened to you without you realizing it, actually.

>So now I've been eating, lifting, and getting bigger as much as I can.
Yes, that is the medicine. Well, that and shitposting on Veeky Forums.