Who here /Wizard/?

Which one of (you) Veeky Forumsizens has accepted the terrible truth that you'll be virgins forever? Personally, I've accepted it and am rolling with it. I've got a good face, good frame, good enough height (1.83 m). Nothing spectacular, but y'know, if I was serious about lifting and could cut I'd be a good looking enough guy. Or not. Maybe I'm ugly as Hell.

Anyway, it's all for naught, since I'm a complete Dicklet. And I mean complete dicklet. Flaccid is 3.6"x4" and erect, well, that's a fucking mystery to me. It is arched/curved upwards in a C shape, so measuring it is hard. I've gotten everything from 5" to 7", which is impossible, so let's just say I'm 5". Girth is about 5" or 5.5" when erect. So yea, extreme case of Dicklet. It looks so fucking tiny in the mirror that I'm ashamed to even try and measure it with a tape (didn't have one, bought one to measure it, but I can't get an erection anymore).

So, I just accepted that I'll die a virgin. Sure, I could settle for a 4/10 that such an awful dick would be enough for, but I don't want to settle. I'm autistic like that. I'd rather die alone rather than settle. It's made me so dense, that I don't even get erections from porn anymore. I get a chub, then I look at my even shorter than usual dick, my confidence hits 0, and it disappears in seconds. I've been on NoFap for at least 2 weeks now, and I feel no lust whatsoever.

So, yeah. I could become rich, successful, famous, whatever (Physics x Engineerfag with an interest in Biotech, so I've got some ideas), but I'll always be a dicklet, so even if I could get women (which I can't and, let's face it, since none of these things will happen, I never will), I'll just reject them.

I've chosen the /Wizard/ life. Have you?

Literally cut man, most people look at least decent at sub 15 percent bf

But why? I'll always be a Dicklet. It doesn't matter if women are attracted to you, if you don't even qualify as a man. Attraction isn't my problem, I've been getting mires since elementary. Even when I was 1.80 m, 90 kg and a lonely autist who would stay inside during period break. My problem is that I'll never satisfy a woman and I'll always be the object of ridicule. So why bother?

The reason why you arent qualified as a man is not because of your dick size.
The real reason why you arent qualified to be a man is because of how much you care about what other people think.

Nah, it's not gonna work. I know my faults and I'm accepting them. I'll never attract or satisfy a 9/10, and I refuse to settle, so I'm removing myself from the game. You can't lose if you never play.

lmao 5" is smaller than average but good enough for a sub 170cm bish, your only problem is the scimitar curve which will require you to fuck in a complex motion in order to penetrate properly

Have you ever considered transitioning? I mean, with your peenor you're already halfway there

You're such a fucking bitch, holy shit.

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OP your biggest fault is being a puss

lol my dick is pretty much the same as yours OP, I got my dick wet on tinder and now have a gf, never had any complaints about it. you just have to man up.

>Have you ever considered transitioning?
Not really. It's not like it's a microdick. I'd just rather abstain.

Why humiliate myself if I can help it?

>never had any complaints about it
Just because they never told you, doesn't mean they don't want a bigger dick. How are you so sure she and her girl friends don't discuss dick sizes? Are you really so certain that you're not the object of ridicule?

I don't think I'll ever get over my fear of intimacy. 22 years old here not kissless but can never go further because I block as soon as intimacy is involved

Just get a short gf, they have shallower vageens. problem solved

What's the reason behind it user? OP here, so I explained mine.

>Just because they never told you, doesn't mean they don't want a bigger dick. How are you so sure she and her girl friends don't discuss dick sizes? Are you really so certain that you're not the object of ridicule?

I don't give a shit if I am, I creampie her every night regardless. And to be fair I joke a lot about having a tiny penis, to her and to others, but you and me are pretty average really. You have to own it user, ain't nothing gonna change it.

I've said it already user, I don't want to settle. I'd rather die kissless and alone than settle.

No idea or I would try to get more at ease with what scares me. I know I was bullied a lot by girls when I was young, maybe this is it

whatever one less beta polluting the genepool

>I don't give a shit if I am,
Well, I can't do that. I can't get past my insecurities.

>but you and me are pretty average really.
Sure, the 4" has it worse. But what's the point? Average is not nearly enough.

>You have to own it user, ain't nothing gonna change it.
I can't. Never was that type of person. I'd rather never get to know what sex feels like than be humiliated.

You have an extremely beta mindset.

You have thousands of generations of ancestors whom you share similar genetics with and you want to kick yourself out of the gene pool because your perceived imperfections.

Do you feel you are inferior to others? It sounds like facebook, instagram and main stream media have cucked you quite literally.

By the sounds of it you are still young and haven't reached your genetic potential neither physically or intellectually.

I'll let you in on a secret. The more promiscuous you are, the more fucked up your mindset will be. There is no real reason to fuck about when you are young. Your virginity must be earned by someone, not thrown at woman like a bag of shit.

If you're tall and have a bigger dick than me/the average, I don't see why you would feel insecure. Me, I can't into intimacy because every time I feel close with someone, I instantly get ugly thoughts in my head. I have sudden realizations that they, too, shit, puke, wither, grow old, and probably don't look half as good without make up. Plus, I have an irrational disgust of feet and painted nails. They make me want to puke. I fucking hate the summer for this exact reason.

Spreading my shitty genes would be considered polluting the gene pool. By abstaining I'm doing the world a favor.

This thread has me ready to quit Veeky Forums for life. I've seen so many horrible things on this website but this guy's opinion might actually take the cake.

Dude if you're a virgin and spend no time talking to girls or inside a girl's head, how the fuck do you know what every single one of them "values"?

Is it outside the realm of possibility that someone might not care about your dick size what so ever?

I think you've watched waaay too much porn (a male funded directed and consumed ACT) and finally convinced yourself you have some sort of unchangeable flaw so you don't have to ever face rejections (for what ever reason)

If the idea of women you've never met hearing about how your dick is small is enough to stop you doing something you inherently should want, neck yourself now.

I'm 5'11 with a 7.5" dick. Honestly, just knowing I have everything I need to succeed but not having any success is a big cause of anxiety

Hey brah you seem normal, can you suggest some other forum or shiet to replace autism chan? I've grown out of this shit site as well but dunno where to go.
>inb4 reddit

Not the internet .com

>You have an extremely beta mindset.
Well yeah.

>You have thousands of generations of ancestors whom you share similar genetics with and you want to kick yourself out of the gene pool because your perceived imperfections.
Kinda. Maybe. If I become successful enough, maybe I'll produce an heir. If not, yeah, I'm removing myself.


>Do you feel you are inferior to others?
Yes and no. I hate myself so much, that I begin to see others as inferior to cope. I have fantasies where I crush everyone under my iron boot constantly. I have insomnia, but when I do sleep, my dreams are always fucked up. I hate everyone, not because they're at fault, but because I despise myself.


>It sounds like facebook, instagram and main stream media have cucked you quite literally.
I don't use them. I'm a now friendless autist, so there's no reason to.

>By the sounds of it you are still young and haven't reached your genetic potential neither physically or intellectually.
20, but the "you grow until 25" thing is a myth at this point.

>I'll let you in on a secret. The more promiscuous you are, the more fucked up your mindset will be. There is no real reason to fuck about when you are young. Your virginity must be earned by someone, not thrown at woman like a bag of shit.
Fair enough mindset, but my worldview was always "If I'm not perfect, I'm worthless", ever since I was a little kid. I can get smarter. I can get fitter. I can get more power if I play my hands right. I could even have plastic surgery if I was ugly. But I'll never be able to get taller or get a bigger dick, so everything else is rendered moot.

You seem to focusing entirely on your physical flaws. Plenty of small cocked ugly hippies out there will hot gfs, but you don't hear about them because it doesn't push the narrative that apparenty has already been ingrained in your mindset.

I don't know what to tell you man I've been on Veeky Forums for 8 years off and on and I think I'm finally done.

I feel like I browse this site out of habit now but more and more people's opinions are getting so warped that I need to stop.

Maybe the internet just isn't for us anymore. (reddit is garbage too)

At this point it has become an echo chamber of despair.

ever consider that even if you're """""Perfect""""" physically still no one would like you because of 0 personality, empathy, courage, assertiveness etc?

Unfortunately I am tired of hanging out with guys IRL as well. Maybe it's time I found a qt I can regularly smash and hang out with, too bad I don't have the motivation for that either.

I hate this word but "cuck" mentality really has taken a hold here.

OP you have crafted a top-5 all time bait thread. Well done.

The more time I spend no porn and doing new hobbies outside as well as lifting, the more I'm realising women have the yin to our yang and have so much more than just vagina to offer. This isn't a popular opinion on this site.

Time to get your testosterone checked mate. And failing that educate yourself on safe and effective testosterone replacement therapy. Not necessarily for the gains, but the change in mindset that it may bring.

>Dude if you're a virgin and spend no time talking to girls or inside a girl's head, how the fuck do you know what every single one of them "values"?
Because I know what I value. If I cannot settle for anything less than the perfect gal (5'10, natural blonde, blue yes, Cs and above, pale, smart & accomplished, hourglass) then how should I expect that hypothetical perfect girl to settle for anything less? Even in the off chance that I became something absurd like a MultiBillionaire, how would I know she's not merely tolerating me because she's focused on social status? How am I certain she's not disgusted by my small dick but pushes on because of golddigging? How can I ever be truly, absolutely, sure?


>Is it outside the realm of possibility that someone might not care about your dick size what so ever?
Pretty much, yeah.

>I think you've watched waaay too much porn (a male funded directed and consumed ACT) and finally convinced yourself you have some sort of unchangeable flaw so you don't have to ever face rejections (for what ever reason)
Eh, not really. I watched only POVs. I just woke up one day, realized my shortcomings and accepted them. I haven't watched porn in weeks, like I said. I can't get an erection anymore anyhow.

>If the idea of women you've never met hearing about how your dick is small is enough to stop you doing something you inherently should want,
I went scouting to forums, sites, etc, etc. Women DO care about size. They're just some times willing to ignore it, ie settle. And since I won't settle, I cannot demand that from a potential partner.

>neck yourself now.
One part of me wants to. But the part of my that's turned self-hate into outwards hate, just wants to "show them all".

user, you've got a 0.5% dick and are King of Manlets. Why the fuck are you complaining?

If I don't focus on my flaws what will I focus on? Strengths? Strengths are irrelevant if the flaws are toobig.

>why humiliate myself
that is exactly why you're a pussy because you're not willing to try and take it on the chin if she says anything. If you were truely satisfied you would not be making this post as a cry for attention.

>If I don't focus on my flaws what will I focus on? Strengths? Strengths are irrelevant if the flaws are toobig.

You missed the operative word "physical" there friend. Improve your emotions and personality.

The problem is with good bait is that it might be so due to being truth.
i fully accept there is someone out there like OP

>ever consider that even if you're """""Perfect""""" physically still no one would like you
Absolutely impossible. Fassbender is a drunk mess that


>because of 0 personality,
Nah, I have a personality. I am autistic on this Spanish Cruise Image Board, but outside I know how to behave. I've tried lots of different hobbies in my life, I'm not a NEET. Friendless, lonely, self-hating, yes. But not without a personality. Interesting or not, that's up for debate.

>empathy,
I'd say I have more empathy than usual. Well, I used to. I used to be the guy who'd take the tests of 5 people before the bell rang. The guy who'd loan money and never ask for them back. The guy who'd save money every week for the animal shelter and the orphan houses. I've taken care of more strays than I can imagine. But not anymore, no. Empathy is fine in moderation. Excessive display of it is useless.

>courage, assertiveness
Eh, like I said, I'm not an autist in real life. It's not like I discuss my dick size and insecurities with people. To a random pedestrian, I don't look like anything other than a normal, adjusted person. And I'm still pushing forth with Physics at Uni, so I can't be that much of a coward.

But I'm not b8ing user. I've even started researching Occut stuff to become a legit Wizard.

Females value completely different things to you my man. Men are extremely visual and physical in their assessments of mates where as women pretty much solely look for characteristics.

To a women, needing to show her "perfect" looks or how big your wallet is to try to supplicate is actually the most needy and therefore unattractive behaviour you could exhibit.

These thoughts and the behaviours they lead to are 1000x time less attractive to a women than any actual shortcomings you might have.

What girls care about is largely driven by what you make important.

Just like amazing beauty is what you look for to feel happy and accomplished in a mate, she sees confidence, boundaries, ability to be comfortable with vulnerability and control as those things. They are the things that get her soaking and hoping you're ganna stick around...

>It's not like I discuss my dick size and insecurities with people

ironically this is why you're a pussy and I think it's something you will grapple with forever.

You sound like an insecure little bitch. No wonder you're a wizard.

Yeah I'm on my way to wizard too but it's like we are completely different persons. Hopefully it means I'm starting to goon the right track

This.
>If I can't land a model tier woman I'm just going to give up woman all together
Dating someone for any period of time where you're going to start having sex is about a lot more than looks you complete fucking faggot. Although if you found a girl able to put up with your dogshit personality she would probably be so comatose her literal only trait would be looks. You're blaming your problems on things you can't change when all your problems are fixable, your personality makes you more unattractive than any part of your body ever will.

>If you were truly satisfied
But I'm not satisfied, that's the point.

But I thought the angsty and brooding, tall dark and handsome man was in these days? Besides, I'm focused on my work. Since I have no chance with women, I might as well do something in the sciences. So I don't see the need to become outgoing, friendly, etc, etc.

>i fully accept there is someone out there like OP
But there is someone like the OP out there. Me, the OP.

>ironically this is why you're a pussy and I think it's something you will grapple with forever.
With who should I discuss this? A therapist? My non-existent friends? And sure, I will grapple with this forever, that's undeniable.

Well yeah, I think we established that in the OP.

I'm not a showoff user, if that's what you're alluding to. Bants and autism aside, I do get your points. I'm not the person who'll wear 5 rings, brag about fucking thots, get in debt to buy a Ferrari, etc, etc. I've actually perfected the Bateman/Driver autism, and I did that before even watching those flicks. That's just who I am. I can take charge in situations. Hell, that's all I've been doing in the Labs,since they're all Brainlets. I've got no problem with social interactions. Just last week I was with the Dean and discussing a 300-pg book on lightbulbs. I went there because I had a problem with Cadmium Lamps, and I ended up raising my 6/10 (don't blame me, blame the brainlets who couldn't follow the instructions) to a 10/10. I didn't even read the book.

I'm not overcompensating the classical sense. I just consider myself mediocre in certain areas, but in my vocabulary mediocre equals failute, therefore I refuse to take part in a situation where I'll lose.