"Are you sexually active?"

>"Are you sexually active?"

Last night I had a dream that I owned a cat and that cat transformed into a youngish human female with puffy nipples. Her behavior was very catlike, and she was completely naked and tried to seduce me. She moved around like a cat does, arching her back and pointing her bare backpussy at me, trying make me fuck her. I didn't. Also, all of my teeth fell out.

What does that mean, doc?

> Oh it's active

A-are y-you active m-mam?

Last night I had a dream that myself and this other dude were supposed to take turns fucking an older woman, but he accidentally came on my head and I had to go take a cold shower to get it off, which kind of killed the experience for me. They were both really sorry.

kek

The first time I had this awkward conversation I was 14 yo and had just shaved my pubes the woman touching me was a 60yo Indian lady and she basically just kept rubbing my dick til I got hard then gave me a big smile and lectured me about condoms

Why was she rubbing you?

>all of my teeth fell out.

This means you are insecure about your appearance

Does masturbation count haha