Enter gym

>enter gym
>I AM ALL OF ME

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>enter gym
>dubstep noises
>"upgrade your spotify account for only...."
>know it appears every 2 songs

...

>spotify
you deserve it

Do a lot of people's gyms allow anybody to throw their phone or laptop on the speakers? I go to a commercial gym and there doesn't seem to be anyone controlling the music it's just a constant stream of the very typical sorority girl type gym music. Doesn't really match up with what's on the radio ever.

>gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

>DES
>PA
>CITO

>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>walk into gym
>WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMING IN A FISH BOWL

>walk into gym
> YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND
>RIGHT ROUND

i fucking hate this song idk how its even popular when no one even understands this shit

>Walk into gym
>Chances thrown
>Nothing's free
>Longing for what used to be

What's up with this weird pose? Why it became popular?

>Walk into a gym
>POURING MY WINE, YOUR EYES CAGED MINE, GLOWING
TOUCHING YOUR FACE, MY FINGERS STRAYED, KNOWING
I CALLED YOU LADY OF THE DANCING WATER

>enter gym
>Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
>mfw

>Enter gym
>IF YOU WANNA PU PU PU PU PUT IT ON ME
>Catch feels because realise the song is about the superficial love between a rich guy and a gold digger and no matter how much she said she will rock his world and love him the underlying motive is money and looks and if either one goes away poof goes their relationship

Best song ever

Drake young money young money *inaudiable shit* swalalalaaa

>no one understands it

What's wrong with spotify?

>What's wrong with spotify?

>walk into gym, everybody quiet and sobbing
>I hurt myself today

>enter gym
>IT AIN’T ME, IT AIN’T ME; I AIN’T NO FORTUNATE ONE

v tru

:)

real nigga shit

>What's wrong with spotify?
What's wrong with spotify?

The absolute state of spotify’s home page

>enter gym
>SLICK WILLIE LEAVES BUT HE SURE MADE LOTS OF GREEN LYING JUST LIKE THE NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH DID

>getting triggered by spotify playlists
also those suggestions are based on what you listen to user, do you have something to tell us?

Wrong. Front page features playlists depending on real world context. That same page displayed holiday music during December.

my lifts actually get better when the meatspin.com theme comes on.

>enter gym
>put on earphones
>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE.... SURVIVEEEEE

dyel faggot as fuck here but the first time I put that music on I pushed myself so hard. Up from 0 to 5 pullups now tbqh

>last rep
>BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

It's a different language how is anyone supposed to understand it?

>literally the top 40 playlist of the current time, every time

This has happened far too much to me in the last year.

i can feel the testosterone leaving my body when i enter my gym because of the music

>enter gym
>YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

Spotify is shit you moron. Also everything is 320

people actually pay attention to the trash they play at the gym? Bring your own music.

>walk into gym
>SOME OF THEM WANT TO ABUSE YOU SOME OF THEM WANT TO BE ABUSED

Based Manson

>enter gym
>I AM THE ALPHA, I AM THE OMEGA

>Walk into gym
> T H U N D E R !

>enter gym
>my way! Oh way oh way oh way

>enter gym
>WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Metal gear rising

>enter gym
AINT NO MAN SHOULD HAVE THAT POWER

>enter gym
>GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

>WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

Every commercial gym I've gone to rarely has music playing. I think one day and it played enjoyable songs, some of my favorites from linkin parks older stuff and newer stuff from other random artist

>enter gym
>EARLY IN THE MORNING, RISING TO THE STREET

Holy fuck is that what he says? I've been hearing that shit for about 2 decades (srcond hand, don't like Metallica), and I always thought he said
>Give me three, give me five, give me dabba dabba da
I knew the last part was something else, but didn't care enough to know

My nigga.

youtube.com/watch?v=zLGYi_43glo

>enter gym
>I'M A BITCH, I'M A LOVER

i love this song tbqhwy

>enter gym
>BORN TO BLEED

>enter gym
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

RIP Grape-kun.
I'll never forget you.
Peace to the [F]allen.

>enter gym
>You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time...

im pikle roke

>enter gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>THROUGH THE NAZI LINESSSS

>enter gym
>singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain

he's dapping!!!

>open spotify
>workout playlists
>Khloe Kardashian Workout

>caring about that
>not opening the app, going to your own playlist or the search function and playing what you want

>walk into gym
>drawn into the backdrop here, you could fade, you could fade away

Get outta here gramps

we're gonna make it user

I wish I went to your gym user

>walk into gym
>PORQUE A VIDA É TREM BALA PARCEIRO
Macacofags know

>walk into gym
I LEFT MY HEART IN EAST A T L A N T A
ANA
ANA

>walk into gym
>shitty commercial radio is playing the usual five-track playlist of shitty pop and local adverts
>bash out a couple of 5pl8 bench presses and load up 8pl8 deadlifts
>can't concentrate due to the horrible noise, like static buzzing in my ears
>march over to the office where the sound-system is kept, rip the door off the hinges
>plug in my phone and start my motivational audio, remembering to turn the volume up as high as it will go
>march back to to the weight area and prepare myself for the audio to start blasting out of the speakers
>"To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the "U" turn, I have only one thing to say. You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning. I say that not only to you but to our friends overseas and also to those who are not our friends."
>smash out some 15pl8 barbell curls
>women faint, men cower in fear
>finish my workout just as "we shall not fail" is echoing around the gym, now silent aside from the sounds of my weights still tremoring after being thrown manfully to the floor
>walk triumphantly out of the gym chanting "Iron Lady, Iron Lady" as socialist soyboys start to hang themselves from otherwise useless machines

>enter gym
>I FUCK THE MUSIC

your gym sounds awesome

this

>enter gym
>ooga ooga ooga, ooga ooga ooga boo

HUM DO ALLAH

>enter gym
>come on get up come on get down with the sickness

i'm thinking... he's back

>enters gym
>IF OOOUUUUR LOOOVE

>enter gym
>I FOUND A LOVE
>FOR ME
>DARLING JUST DIVE RIGHT IN
>FOLLOW MY LEAD
>I FOUND A GIRL
>BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET

>enter gym

>I GOT-
>I GOT-
>I GOT-
>I GOT-
> LOYALTY, GOT ROYALTIES

As far as radio trash goes, "Clarity" is a jam desu

> enter gym
> I CANT STAND IT,
> I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT

>enter gym
>I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
>CAUSE I LOVE THE ADRENALINE IN MY VEINS

>walk into gym
>IM BLUE DABA DEE DABA DA

>enter gym

>Its still DRE day nigga AK nigga

>LIGHTWEIGHT
>LIGHTWEIGHT
>YEA BUDDDDYYYY