Ideals

No autism edition.

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4/4

>devout christian
>Militant white nationalist

pick one

I pick both, faggot.

You contradict yourself then.

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lmao

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I come to these threads to cum to your ideal women

Good, solid.
>Female (male), hardline conservative, white nationalist, 3somes with asians, basically amish, no mental illness or identity crises
Is this one of those things where you start hating women because you can't find a spouse full of fringe self-contradictions?
Jesus, imagine not even being able to keep your legs straight because of your leg muscles... That goal body looks like hell
Solid, fair, realistic.

hair top left - what is this cut called? going to the barber tomorrow and want to get something similar

obvi mirin goal body
meme choices. am girl and meet all of your requirements but having 3somes with gooks is gross you delusional weeb
bit off the wall m8
great but gay

>am girl and meet all of your requirements but having 3somes with gooks is gross you delusional weeb

Post pics (and grid) or you lie.

>Nitro in any Beer

No, no thank you.

i only click on these threads to look at your girls

idk user i just googled short male haircuts

It's simple in a good way.
Top tier body, love it.
This better be bait.
Okay but gay.
Pretty manly, good taste.

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this one is good and simple
Veeky Forums is filled with too many vain faggots. women are vain, not men.

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>the perfect woman doesnt ex-
>3somes with gooks is gross you delusional weeb
very gross indeed

3/4

>Butters
>big cocked Satan
Would be 10/10 if not for the /pol/ shit

???/10

Bara/10

4/4

Kino/10

3/4

Not a fan of bald with beard but other than that I like it.

>Not a fan of bald with beard but other than that I like it.
It's a buzzcut, but w/e

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>no autism
try and stop me

shit I forgot

7/10 sensible

8/10 cant really tell what body you're going for

8/10 simple, but i dont get your ideal woman

9/10

10/10

reduced to a 7/10 because of word usage.

gay/10

>7/10 sensible
give me some style to think about
P S does anyone else have the legacy captcha still?

>style
browse some inspo albums and determine what you like and what you dislike

i pretty much dislike everyone on Veeky Forums. i have zero respect for these people

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>Devout Christian
>Threesomes

Do you know what devout christian means?

Nice OP

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damn who the girl on left bro?

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2/4
3/4
2/4
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2/4

provide crits

>thinking these threads aren't autism personified

3/4 Body too small.
2.5/4 Too many memes in your style, girl seems boring.
4/4
3.5/4 I don't get it, do you want to be a big guy or not?
3/4 Good overall
2/4 Meme style and gooks
4/4 I like it.
2/4 Jihad beard and meh style
3.5/4 Good
2/3 Don't really like that kind of beard. Also """vegan""". Can't rate style.

i want to be a jacked muscle twink with a big bara bf

yours is 4/4

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>tfw not shredded
>tfw hair is still short af
>tfw no money for nice pants
>tfw no fashionable gf
t. Veeky Forumsggot

boring
wtf/10
boring but good
boring but bad
top tier gf

Replace hair and style with career and hobbies

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My style is a bit all over the place, but oh whale

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Hipster/soyboy

this, but with better hair like pic related.

>3/4 of the picture is homo stuff
>last part of the picture is basicly the (no homo) in picture form

don't mind me, just posting the only part that matter if you're hetero

updated mine

Do girls really think that hair looks good?

best one

perfect 10. finally added more style pics my dude. great work

you had me going till the end

???

gay

8/10 v nice as always

6/10 stereotypical desu

7/10 admirable goals

7/10 could improve body goal

5/10 hair is really all thats decent

7/10 great start. style is all your own, include enough wear for most types of weather/seasons. whatever feels like you

6/10 some kinda gay starbucks rock enthusiast

made me reply

5/10 uninspired

7/10 not bad not great

gay

7/10 pretty cool. not sure i dig the bod but its not bad

5/10 pretty pathetic goals desu

7/10 funny and not bad

8/10 nice fuckin artsy border nerd. good though

8/10 nice gyno

minee

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Really good user, the most manly yet.

>no autism edition
>yet there be autism

rate others

Iväg med dig, Per!

That thing hanging around his neck is 100% autism approved.

7/10, improve your woman.
6/10
8/10 very nice
5/10
the manliest
8/10
very original.
6/10
6/10
10/10
it's okay
3/10
9/10
8/10
8/10
710
good taste 8/10
i dont know
that's me. 10/10
5/10

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Made this a year or two ago, still relevant

IOWA
O
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what do you mean by this

7/10 generic girls
/pol/shit /10
9/10
9/10 but most tomboys are lesbo
Brap
8/10
5/10
8/10
9/10 for Lana

I swear I expected the last square to be a guy.

being from the 80s, its so weird how all you kids thing a mans haircut should be long on the top and shaved on the side.

hint: everyone's going to think this looks fucking gay in five years.

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It means please be in Iowa

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Best grill on this thread

6/10 sandals are fucking disgusting

7/10 cuz of the memestyle

6/10 redheads are overrated

I feel like daddy body is my future

redheads are not overrated

an hero you fuck

nice blog post

OP here. Surprised this thread got good responses for once; people generally tend to spam 2d faggotry and Mike Patton memery everywhere in most ideals threads.

Is me.
4/4. You're asking for a bit much with the girl but good luck with that.
Pure autism
3/4. I knew you'd be gay. Well, duh. Style needs some work.
4/4. Mirin' style.
3/4. A little scattershot. Nice overall, though.
2/4. Less is more, sometimes.
4/4. Nice clothes.
>Body too small
Perhaps for a muscle fetishist such as yourself. But I'm 6'5" and Joe Mangianello has a really impressive physique for a guy the same height, so I chose him for a goal body. We don't fill out the way miniaturized humans do.
2/4. Girls look like Auschwitz survivors and the hair is Veeky Forumsggoty to the point of autism.
You are definitely gay. Only closet homosexuals take time out of their busy day to constantly comment on how gay everyone else supposedly is. The good news is this is Veeky Forums, home of the gaylords. Relax and enjoy it.
4/4. Zane physique is aesthetic perfection. Rachel Cook is waifu tier and I'm not even into blondes.
4/4. That rarest of gay fitizens: one who isn't a dysmorphic muscle fetishist. How refreshing.
3/4. Not quite sure what to make of hair. The rest is quite nice.

Good stuff, some of the women are a little too brown for my taste but hot af anyway
Erm, looks good I guess
Simple and cool, go for it (black suits are for funerals anyway, stick to blue, charcoal, grey...)
Hate that vegan faggot, everything else is on point
BEST BOD EVERRRR
Is the girl a Jewess?
Good but a bit chaotic, that Kylo Ren fagget sucks, girls are awesome (want to breed Bryce Dallas Howard NGGGHHHH)
Noice, noice
Ok I guess
Uhm... what? Gal is ok, love me a cooking woman
Absolutely decent
Basic bitch, hate that smug Seid faggot, chart is still ok
Homosexuality is a mortal sin, repent
Karlie best girl, Alain Delon best boy, why those fat bodies? You can get more than that.
Shit hair, nice girls and nice aesthetics
Can I get milkies???? Mommy??
Sehr gut, blonde chick is awesome
Like it a lot, body ideals are quite mixed up
Faggot haircut, faggot style, mediocre girls, good bodies still
Peacock style, hate it. REMOVE FAGGOTRY FROM MENSWEAR
Pls be on my cock
Good
Homosexuality is a mortal sin, repent
Love me some redheads
Mostly decent
Ugh. Body and haircut is good, all else is cringy. Repent

Best one I’ve ever seen OP.

good girls. good hair. body couldn't ever be maintained beyond a few days. mediocre style.

great body. good hair. ok style. great girl description but using a dyke as image and idiotic "male" joke kill it.

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faggot

good body, OK hair. style is great, then awful. girl is awful. slut photo and silly description.

great body. OK hair. OK style. great girl bodies, short hair is awful though

only like the girl. hard pass on the rest

you're crazy. only style is ok (still a bit much)

all over the place. I can understand liking all kinds of girls. but style, hair and body too?

yuck. only body is ok.

where are all the insane people coming from? I miss 5 or 6 days of this thread and it has turned into a circus? joke ideals used to be better.

great body, bad everything else.

great hair and style. body is impossible to maintain, too much. OK women.

good. Peach is top 10 all time.

faggot

aiming too low

good body, awful rest

great body, good girl. awful hair and style

bad everything

best by far

3rd best in thread

great body, awful rest

could aim a bit higher.

2nd best

awful style. good body. OK hair and women.

faggot

sick of this hair already. amazing women. best women in the thread. one body great, other OK. style one good, other awful.

good body, mediocre rest

great body, great women. bad style and hair

Me.
Great body and style, not a fan of the hair though.
Love the style and body, the beard is a bit too hipsterish for my taste.
Way too many choises in this one, can't judge it properly.
It's alright.
OK, but the body is pretty weird.
Generic.
It's decent but the hair is off putting.
Gay/10
Solid all around choises.

Post butt pic of guy top left.

Blanda upp
Disgusting/10

9.5 damn great. Outfits would look better on men.
9.5 good overall. Almost perfect girl, at least personality-wise.
7.5 classic styles work well.
3.5 I don't get the reference, meh.
7 Good for you twink.
9 solid. Style on body pane is better overall.
5 moderately cute, but too small.
5.5 some decent, most meh. Volleyball shorts qt is good. Other similar haircuts work better, unless manlet. Suit is all over the place.
9 good stuff.
6.5 eh. All a bit average.
8.5 thicc. Style advice: don't rely on /fa, decide what you like.
7 hipster. Not my own or everyone's taste but would work well for scene/whatever-sort-of-rock-that-is girls.
8 moderate kek.
7 not bad for just starting, but you can do better.
5.5 twink, hair too styled for what it is, thots.
7 zyzz good, nothing great or terrible overall.
6 fairly standard gay look.
4 you can do better.
5 high fashion model if you have a chiseled face, otherwise poor.
8 solid overall.
9 solid.
9 good stuff.
4 everything except body lets you down.
5 so just running?
LONDON
9.5
7 not bad, a bit straight edge and thots not exceptional.
5 not so /fit related
8.5 alright overall, simple but good.
6.5 not too terrible, not amazing.
7 bit young? Not amazing, not bad.
7 not too bad, suit isn't amazing, girl is good.
8.5 I like it, nice and cohesive, good style. Girls look more like the degenerate to hatefuck than the wifey type. Not marrying can be a good choice though.

>44466307
WHOS THE SHORT HAIRED GODDESS?? LOL

I am stealing this for my own use, with the exception of the girl with the septum piercing (past experience tells me to avoid).

can't believe youre not gay

Me
4/4. Nice redhead qt.
4/4. If you've gotta be bald, you'd better be buff and well dressed. Well done.
>body couldn't ever be maintained beyond a few days
That's why it represents an ideal.
4/4. Love the track girl.
>Outfits would look better on men.
Meh, wasn't paying attention to the models. Just wanted good clothes.

>Best one I’ve ever seen OP.
Missed this earlier. Thanks! You're too kind, user.
>Nice OP
Thank you.

yeah, it's an instant slut sign, I am aware. you like the blondie? Zhenya y114 is well known...

>am girl and meet all of your requirements

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Have fun

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>muh Na-zees
>muh dick is too biiig haha
>white nationalist and hard christian but down for asian threesomes
I really, genuinely hope you're b8ing...

What is it with all the b8ers?

Realistic choices. Good for you. You're /ourfaggot/. Have a 7/10

>flip flops
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry I just... I fucking hate flip flops. And sandals. And feet in general. Anyway, have a 6/10 for trying.

>Austism/10
Meme Options aside, it's pretty good. I like it. 8/10

Simple and to the point. 8.5/10

Beard's pretty bad. Woman looks like a retarded Jew. 5/10

>Metal Gear/10
It would've been better if you didn't meme it so much. Have a 7/10.

Work on it a bit. Love the girl choice though. 6.5/10

Dunno anons, they're...pretty bad. 5/10

Quintessentially (Slightly Above) Average. 6/10

UniChadCore. 7/10

Stop memeing. 4/10

>young faggot priest into bears
I... uh... I don't know... Have a... 6/10 (?)

Good enough. 6.5/10

Pretty tame for goals. 5/10

Uninspired. 6/10

I like it. 8/10

Best so far. 9/10

I like it a lot. 8.5/10

I like it, good job. 8/10

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I can't do anymore because there's the whole line limit.

I like it. You're on my vibe

>people can be THAT autistic

inb4 i get called a faggot again

Finally someone with some sense.

> less than ottermode body
> fucking normal hair
> highschool/slav style
> low self esteem bitches

> not being a fag

pick one user

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decent

thick, solid, tight

gonna make it

Also pretty good

Best so far

Also quite good

Solid choices

Outstanding

Adequate

Good classic style

Also rather good