ITT

ITT
>tell me how you got fucked over by "genes"

I'll start

>really great muscle insertions all over
>extremely hard to put on fat, whenever I gain weight it seems to increase my frame without making me look fat
>natural looking v shape even before training

Now for the lovely part

>really bad pectus excavatum and arrhythmia - makes me lose breath extremely fast and may faint even with low intensity cardio exercise

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>balding
>bad insertions
>gain fat easily so need to be extremely considerate about my diet
>poor eyesight
>Manlet
I won the genetic anti-lottery

terrible acne prone skin

need the nuclear option, accutane

just use tar or sulfur soap

also, some kind of skin scrub like dead sea salt should work.

>balding

at what age?

tried most things bruh
it just won't let go

My eyes and laziness are the worst part about me. Everything else is damn near godlike.

really?
Have you tried making a homemade ointment?

Such as

Carrier + essential oil
I'd recommend grapeseed + tea tree
It fixed my tinea problem.

>balding
>migraines
>shitty knees
>shitty neck bones
>bad eyesight
>shitty teeth

>>shitty teeth
that can be fixed even in 3rd world countries, no excuse there.

Won
>6'2
>alright muscle insertions apart from chest, more on that later
Lost
>very high metabolism makes it very hard to bulk
>sunken eyes
>pectus excavatum which I'm fairly sure has fucked with my chest inserts in such a way that makes lower chest definition impossible
>type 1 diabetes

>manlet

>6'3
>large frame, so natural v shape even at 18% bf

but

>asthma, so my strength-endurance is much worse than maximal strength
>shit nostrils

im ugly framelet, and hardgainer but at least im tall and i can gain strenght so ridiculous fast it makes me think im a kind of freak of something

specially on pecs, lats, and lowerbody overall

>6'4"
>top tier insertions
>attractive face
>strong athletic ability (not sure if athletic talent is genetic tho)

>have actual diagnosed OCD and autism
>sub 100 IQ

Just be glad you aren't a mental manlet like me lads

Eyes look asian (I'm not). Hair is a strange shade between brown and grey. Two huge hard to miss birthmarks. As hairy as one can get, including feet and toes. Shitty face shape, with jaw as the widest part of my face. Made me look chubby even when I was underweight AKA babyface. Uneven shoulder height + messed up weight distribution on legs. The worst part is tuberculosis fucking up my lungs as a kid. Struggle with breathing and stamina ever since.

the good:
>6'0 (ideal for putting on muscle while still being human imo)
>broad shoulders
>naturally strong shoulders
>generally good frame, lower and upper body
the bad:
>mild scapular winging
>allergies
the ugly:
>chinlet
>turkey neck
>giraffe pencil neck (getting bigger since I started isolating it tho)

Don't listen to these faggots.

I had bad acne too, I read the plebbit /r/skincareaddiction FAQ and it cured up within a few months.

reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/wiki/sca_routine

I use Paula's Choice 2% BHA exfloiant every other night, wash my face every morning and night with CeraVe foaming cleanser, and then I use witch hazel in the morning as an astringent. Wash your hands often, stop touching your face.

Take cold showers

For->

>worst case of turbomanlet
>narrow frame
>short legs by manlet standards
>gigant feet by lanklet standards
>ankles are fucked

At least my cardio is decent...

>5.1175"
>only 4 pack, because of giant V
>never be thinn or sporty in youth
>gain weight easily
>lose weight easily(when stick to a autistic foodplan i developed)
>balding
>full beard
>hair is blonde
>beard is black
>asymetric chest
>one is really good, have 90 degrees angle to sternum
>other is going in too early
>depression

>5’11 emperor of manlets
>not sure how smart/brainlet i am but my head is massive
>sparkly blue eyes
>hook nose/jowly irish mouth/awkward maxilla and chin that cant cooperate
>really really average dick
>thicc hair

meh

Won
>high test
>good jawline with wide face
>thick neck
>barrel chested
>don't have the balding gene

Lost
>5'10
>nose naturally looks like it was broken 5 times
>big head so I still look like a necklet and can't wear hats besides beanies
>bmr is abnormally low, gain fat fast if I'm not careful

>
try cutting out ALL diary for 2 weeks, will most likely do insane difference

good
>5'10
>6.75 in dick
>good insertions mostly
>decent face i think
>dont gain fat easily

bad
>5'10
>acne
>wristlet
>hard as fuck to build muscle
>not sure if i have a good face meaning im probably average
>brown eyes

Good
>6'0
>IQ in the 130's
>good jaw
>good skin
>naturally big calves

Bad
>5"x5" dick
>gain fat easily
>hairline is weird, possibly receding (30yo)


Overall I think I did ok. Looking for a slavmutt gf to pass these genes along

>pretty good muscle insertions
>abobe average intellect
>tall
>thick head of hair
>decent looking
>straight white teeth
>have always been thin

>lanklet(hopefully lifting and bulking fixes this)
>zipper abs
>bad dandruff
>shit eyes
>look cute instead of hot(not ideal for banging women)
>persistent acne

Could be worse

Win
>138 IQ
>Great frame
>Can learn everything I want to learn in a short amount of time
>Strong even though I barely move during the day (just started lifting again)
>180 cm
Lose
>Somewhat ugly face
>flat feet and bow-legged
>138 IQ
>Social anxiety (this obviously isn't due to genes)

Good
>30DDD
>24 inch waist
>ass naturally round
>5'9"
>Good face shape and proportions (big eyes, long lashes, sharp jaw
>IQ 133

Bad
>"Chicken Legs" (knees point inward when feet are straight
>5'9" (who wants a gf who's 6' in heels?)
>autism
>panic attacks
>PTSD from severe childhood abuse

I look good but have shit social skills

good
>build
>jawline
>eyes
>strength
>thick hair
>overall facial attractivness

bad
>put on fat with ease
>scoliosis, therefore stuck at 5'11''
>ginger, although just because of bullying as a kid

Good

>literally everything

Bad

>slightly socially awkward

kek we're very similar

Post timestamped anus.

>fairly bad chest insertions with a slight pe
>will never be good with people, nobody is in the family so muh genetics could be a factor
>will probably lose my hair
>every >50 year old male in the family had prostate issues
>very fast metabolism, can't bulk properly
>manlet

For the good part
>handsome face
>can't get fat
>cute small ass

Trips command you

>abobe average intellect
The irony is real

>>pectus excavatum which I'm fairly sure has fucked with my chest inserts in such a way that makes lower chest definition impossible

OP here, same happens to me bro.

I did tell the guy to use a scrub (exfoliating).
THe fuck is wrong with you

You told him to use some salty jagged shit on his face which is not the way to solve it.

Use a chemical exfoliant like BHA.

Good
>awesome teeth
>natural hourglass figure (femanon)
>fat naturally goes to hips so p flat stomach
>D cups
>thick hair

Bad
>still ugly
>spatial awareness of disabled goldfish
>eye bags

Turkey neck and winged scapula are a byproduct of poor posture and muscular balance and are fixable.

>manlet
>fridgemode
>awful tricep insertions

>won
Can walk, hear
>lost
Manlet 5'4
Brainlet
Facelet
Racelet
Dandruff
Eczema
Blurry vision, can't see far without glasses
Chink eyes
Filipino
Shitty accent

Fuck this shit I want out OUT

>good
6’3”
Musical ability
White
Good pianist hands
After thinking for several minutes that’s all I can come up with
>bad
Naturally lanky I have never weighed more than 160 pounds
95% of foods give me migraines and make me tired all day so I can’t bulk with eggs peanut butter and milk like you guys. I can’t drink protein or weight gainer because casein and whey set me off.
Really stupid and antisocial I’m a hs dropout because it was too much for me
Memory of a dog
Sad and lifeless eyes on a disproportionate face
Addictive personality
Gay tendencies though the male figure is gross to me
Shrill whiney voice
Abysmal eyesight
constant anxiety and apathy

My fathers genetics are pretty good. My grandma on his side was in Mensa and could read thousand page books in a night with full comprehension. She also played several instruments and conducted an orchestra. My grandma on my mothers side was blind in one eye from a genetic disease, had borderline personality disorder, was always aloof and killed herself at fifty something by taking a duck load of pills. My dad has reached the top of his career and has endless amazing stories while my overweight mother watches tv and orders furniture for us to move around.

>Pretty good insertions
>Full head of thick hair at 25 despite early baldness on both sides of family
>Naturally low bf%
But
>Giant torso compared to legs
>With crooked ab insertions
>Arthiritis showing early signs in knees
>Terribly inflexible hips and hamstrings because of very sudden growth spurt during least active time of my life
>Fallen arches that make knee problems harder to control
>Bad skin that's passed now but left scarring

Also not genetic but
>Was into skating/aggressive inline/showboating in my late teens/early twenties and have broken both wrists twice and torn all soft tissue in both hands at one point or another so developing grip strength is always painful to recover from

Good:
>massive calves
>good athleticism
>thicc neck and wrists
>strong lower body

Bad:
>calves bigger than quads
>legs bjgger than upper body
>manlet 5'8
>poor endurance due to asthma
>eczema
>big 4head
>shit fine hair
>retarded
>clumsy
>injury prone

>6ft2
>reached 210lbs 2016 fall
>creatine protein food daily
>strength gains too slow
>2018
>still 207lbs
>spend up to 3k on supplements and under armour clothing last 8 months
>only thing growing is my hair

Bald. Manlet. Tiny penis. Tiny gremlin teeth. Can’t smile very well so generally look retarded in pictures. Not much else fortunately

Good:
>????
Bad:
>wristlet
>2.5/10 if looksmaxxed
>low IQ
>low willpower

Actually only one thing is an outright genetic fault I got directly from my parents
>Somewhat dry skin between brows on my face and that's it(from Mom)
Only other two problems I have really is because I was born at 26 weeks and as a result some functions we're shut off to make sure others properly developed.
>Have disgustingly high astigmatism (even have a scar on the inside of my cornia from where my body cut off the oxygen going to it when shtf after I came out)
>Much shorter than I was supposed to be
Errybody on my dad's side is at least 5'10(this includes women) and every man save for my dad is over 6'2, meanwhile on my mom's side every man that isn't her dad are 6'4 and up. I end up being 5'8 which I'm assuming due to my hand and feet size has something to do with being born early

>big eyes
Like in animu or actually proportional to your face?

Amazing digits

Won
>build muscle quickly
>strong jaw
>wide shoulders
>awesome calves
>thick hair
Lost
>God awful eyesight
>gain fat easily
>family history of thyroid problems (cancer, diagnosed hypothyroidism)

Have no good genetic qualities

Bald at 23
Manlet
Horrible teeth
Shit jawline
Too dumb to drive or get a job above minimum wage
Alcoholism runs in both sides of family do raging alcoholic

I got the worst genetic card I can think of

Good:
>6'1
>Broad statue like frame
>Barrel chest

Bad:
>7in penis bonepressed
>Lightbulb head
>Recessed Chin(not too bad)
>Weak jawline
>Skinny fat
>Gain fat easily
>Hard to build muscle
>Lanky asf
>22yo with hair shedding rapidly as of lately

>really fucking big legs
as in, if my legs were appropriately sized in relation to the rest of my body, I would be 5'10", but if the rest of my body was proportionate to my legs, I would be 6'2". even if i never trained legs, my legs would still be freakishly large, so i gave up on stupid proportionality long ago because why bother? and besides, strength training is way more enjoyable anyways, so it's cool.

>long arms
hello benchlet city
>285lbs
>good
help

>abdominal flare
it's at this point i'm starting to realize that my body was just not meant for aesthetics. abdominal flare does give me more room to create intra-abdominal pressure, so mayhaps i'm supposed to be a powerlifter.

>broad shoulders
ok this one is actually good

>shitty eyes
i wear contact lenses tho so nbd

Accutane was, at the time, the worst six months of my life. I would do it again though. Nothing is more effective, and it lasts for life

Good
>5'10
>99th percentile IQ (had formally assessed by a neuropsychologist)
>Attractive face

Bad
>Tiny fucking frame for a guy. XS shirts everywhere, total wristlet
>No muscle (working on it)
>Mild social anxiety
>Absolutely horrible with women
>ADHD

NEW ORLEANS
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W

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>not white

>great base musculature
>ideal metabolism for bulking and maintaining
>fairly good jaw
>full head of hair, neither parental lineage has been balding, even into heir 70s
>no acne, clear skin
Now for the fucked parts.
>5'11"
>terrible eyesight, -7.5 dioptres on both eyes, very expensive lens cuts or ridiculous beerbottle glasses
>chronic asthma bronchiale
>dick barely crests 4 inches when erect
>predisposed to heart disease and diabetes in old age
>depression due to hormonal imbalance
>"gender dysphoria"

the good:
-naturally straight, perfect teeth
-nice nose
-5'7
-naturally big calves
-thicc eyebrows
-thicc hair
-above average face
-128 IQ
-long fingers
-probably an hourglass
-somewhat easy to loose weight
-barely ever get acne

the bad:
-Keratosis pilaris EVERYWHERE
- uneven skintone
-skin dries out easily
-asthma
-eczema
-1 beef curtain and 1 good lip (looks goofy)

>woman
>128 IQ

Tea tree is like soy lol
Not saying its not useful, just maybe not for lifting

>colorblind
>nearsighted
that's about it but goddamn my vision is shit

Don't be ignorant user. Women aren't equal to men, but they aren't all stupid.
And I don't mean they aren't equal in a bad way. They're simply different. Belittling them cause your mom's a drug whore or you're a virgin is stupid

>t. woman poster from above who took an online 5 minute IQ test and probably believes she has extremely high emotional intelligence

I know bruh. I am doing neck extensions and mewing for the turkey neck and for the scapulas I do scapular pushups and weightlifting

>just maybe not for lifting

are you retarded, I didn't recommend it for lifting, I recommended it so he can treat skin problems

>good v taper
>good insertions

19 with the natural test levels of a 70 year old. only reason why im not natty anymore

Won:
>6"2, good natty V-shape
>130+ IQ
>High cheekbones, attractive face
>Great metabolism
>7" dick

Lost:
>Flat feet
>Long neck
>Small jaw/chin (not quite chinlet though)
>Allergic to dogs/cats
>Pale as fuck

post quasimodo pussy

Pros
>Amazing muscle insertion everywhere
>Don't put on fat very easily, when bulking
>Lose minimal muscle when cutting
>6'5"
>9/10 facial aesthetics

Cons
>Had kidney disease
>Have had two transplants
>moderate asthma
>depression
>calves too built, hurts when I walk
>severe acne
>bad eyesight

>wide hips
>fat storage is 80% legs/ass
>puffy nips
probably just fucked up by puberty, apart from that im just a tall strong guy

I'm bald, nigga

Won
>blue eyes
>find pleasure in working out
>capable of getting straight A's
>not autistic

Lost
>5'9
>3/10 asymmetrical face
>OCD
>social anxiety around females
>permavirgin

It'd be interesting to know why. kinda sucks maybe I'll ask a doctor or a physio. It'd suck to have pancake tits like big Lenny at low BF%

>Lost hair hard at 17
>Shitty eyesight
>Shitty hearing
>Very difficult to lose weight
>Weird looking face, wide cheekbones but narrow jaw
>Acute ankle pain whenever I run since age 12
>Not a genetic thing but had a bigass bike crash 8 years ago, fucked up a lot of bones on my left side so working out is exponentially harder

On the plus side, I got blue eyes with a ring of green on the outside. Can't really think of anything besides that.

idk where the fault in my nucleic acids ends and my failures as a man begin. I don't know if they're indistinguishable on some level or if the thought just gives me some small comfort in defeat.

>Filipino
>shitty accent
Bitch pls, don't drag the accent. I switch between amerifat and the "local" accent and have been told that my natural accent is hot.

>no acne, nice skin all considered
>shoulders, traps and chest grow by simply looking at wheights
>never ever get physically sick, can eat shit, fast, do drugs, doesnt matter, no injuries either
>above average intelligence
Bad part is
>manlet
>dicklet
>hair starts to disappear (im 28)
>put on fat real easy
>psychologically weak (though that may be because of how i was raised)

>Keratosis pilaris
Yeah, me too. Fucking tired of this on my goddamned arms jfc. Absolutely infuriating. Usually clear skin on the rest of my body though

Good:
>slender hourglass
>cardio ez mode
>overall 99+ percentile on this national aptitude test thing they make you take before uni
>decent face, I guess. But what girl doesn't get told she's pretty, amirite?

Bad:
>womanlet (5'4")
>chestlet (B cup)
>hairy arms and legs on account of probable sepoy lineage (I'm a mutt)
>depression, anxiety, ADHD
>suspected predisposition to addictive behavior, but I have yet to find out for sure
>shitty eyesight (but already had lasik)
>impacted wisdom teeth

Neither does science. We're just going along with the thread because bragging and/or bitching is fun if you can't be held accountable.

good genes: height, hair, face
bad genes: dicklet

>Good: Hair so thick my hairstylist compliments me on it and then complains about it when she has to cut it
>Bad: 5'6" and borderline autistic (I'm diagnosed with aspergers)
Everything else is pretty normal, slightly below average to slightly above average.

Won
> 6’1
> 9/10 face
> blue/grey eyes
> great muscle insertions
> 20/20
> (relatively intelligent), cs / math double major

(Major) Loss
> heart failure at 24 (E.F of 30-33%), heart arrhythmia
> weak tendons (ruptured achilles)
> brittle teeth but they’re straight
> chronic anaphylaxis, years going and still don’t know the trigger. Random allergic reactions that put me in the ER usually every year or so.

feels bad user. My ejection fraction was 40-45% via the echo in August. As of last week via MRI, my ejection fraction is 30-33%. I’ve been on beta blockers and an ace-inhibitor for 6 months now with no improvement. I don’t really know what this means now, how it affects my life expectancy etc. I used to run 20 miles a week, no problem. I can barely run half a mile now. I don’t know where it all went wrong or what caused it (used clen briefly in the past, ECA off and on but quit this month).

eat spoonfuls of virgin olive oil daily

maybe try to add neck flexions (instead)?

>5'6
>had a crooked front tooth that went at a 45 degree angle and cost me a lot of money to fix
>shitty hairline, receeding at 24

I have recessive genes

My kids will look more like my partner then me. Kinda breaks my heart but he's more attractive then me, guess that's that.

Pros:
>6'4
>Broad shoulders
>Rectangular jaw

Cons:
>My TV remote is thicker than my wrists and ankles
>Orlando Bloom-tier facial hair despite years of minoxidil on my face
>Low test and high SHBG

Good
Literally everything.

>beautiful face, skin
>amazing muscle mass
>160+ iq
>CEO of large company
>making millions every WEEK

Here's the negative thing. And it's a fucking big one.

>only 5'11

Good:
6'0"
Tallest on mum's side of family
Thick hair
Smart (99th percentile)
Elite muscle building genes
Fast twitch dominant
Large frame, ankles and wrists
Nice facial features


Bad:
Below average height on dad's side of family
Fat
Slow metabolism
Lazy/low motivation (depression is common in my family)
Poor eyesight (keratoconus and partial colour blindness)
Eczema
Boring black hair, brown eyes and dark skin)

>tourettes motor tic
my body is just spazzing out when ever doing shit or not doing shit. Luckily its not too noticeable
Im happy with everything else but this shit really ruins me

won
>6'2
>thick long hair
>125+ IQ
>excellent all around athletic capabilities
>chest insertion
>powerful immune system
>7.5" penis
>slightly above average facial aesthetics
Lost
>wide forehead
>little to no empathy for anyone including family
>terrible social skills since before I could speak according to family
>violent disposition
>predisposed to alcohol and drug abuse
>skinny calves
>have Asian eyes (I'm not asian)
>near sighted

Somethings up with the collagen in my connective tissue so it's more elastic. Which meant that when my skeleton started growing, my muscles didn't stop it and I jumped 4 inches in a year up to 6'6" and now I have stretch marks all over my body.

I forgot to add in the pros, I've never had a single pimple or acne of any kind in my entire life but in the cons I have skinny wrists

pro:
about 190 cm (dutch so not that weird here)
smart enough to study at uni and get good grades
literally can't get fat

cons:
Bad skin, eczema amongst other things. it's manageable if i dont't drink or do a lot of drugs for multiple days in a row.
Small frame, though i think Veeky Forums overestimates how much girls care

>>slightly above average facial aesthetics
>have Asian eyes (I'm not asian)
>near sighted
>wide forehead

LOLK

> nice looking body with relatively low effort
> complimented on face and whatnot
> 5'10" manlet in San Diego, but king of the asians here in Denver lol

bad
> body weirdly gets nausea-centered illness that lasts for months every couple of years
> muscle progress devastated
> daily life impacted severely
> happened 4 times so far, might be a lifelong thing, might be brain tumor or somethingfuckidki'mnotgonnathinkaboutittheyalreadydidtonsoftestsandiddn'tfindanythingwhatever

at least when the illness is over i've kept some muscle and i'm

>pectus excavatum
Hey Brad