>really great muscle insertions all over >extremely hard to put on fat, whenever I gain weight it seems to increase my frame without making me look fat >natural looking v shape even before training
Now for the lovely part
>really bad pectus excavatum and arrhythmia - makes me lose breath extremely fast and may faint even with low intensity cardio exercise
>>shitty teeth that can be fixed even in 3rd world countries, no excuse there.
Chase Hall
Won >6'2 >alright muscle insertions apart from chest, more on that later Lost >very high metabolism makes it very hard to bulk >sunken eyes >pectus excavatum which I'm fairly sure has fucked with my chest inserts in such a way that makes lower chest definition impossible >type 1 diabetes
Gabriel Ross
>manlet
Ian Lopez
>6'3 >large frame, so natural v shape even at 18% bf
but
>asthma, so my strength-endurance is much worse than maximal strength >shit nostrils
Ian Brown
im ugly framelet, and hardgainer but at least im tall and i can gain strenght so ridiculous fast it makes me think im a kind of freak of something
specially on pecs, lats, and lowerbody overall
William Cox
>6'4" >top tier insertions >attractive face >strong athletic ability (not sure if athletic talent is genetic tho)
>have actual diagnosed OCD and autism >sub 100 IQ
Just be glad you aren't a mental manlet like me lads
Parker Morris
Eyes look asian (I'm not). Hair is a strange shade between brown and grey. Two huge hard to miss birthmarks. As hairy as one can get, including feet and toes. Shitty face shape, with jaw as the widest part of my face. Made me look chubby even when I was underweight AKA babyface. Uneven shoulder height + messed up weight distribution on legs. The worst part is tuberculosis fucking up my lungs as a kid. Struggle with breathing and stamina ever since.
James Watson
the good: >6'0 (ideal for putting on muscle while still being human imo) >broad shoulders >naturally strong shoulders >generally good frame, lower and upper body the bad: >mild scapular winging >allergies the ugly: >chinlet >turkey neck >giraffe pencil neck (getting bigger since I started isolating it tho)
Carter Allen
Don't listen to these faggots.
I had bad acne too, I read the plebbit /r/skincareaddiction FAQ and it cured up within a few months.
I use Paula's Choice 2% BHA exfloiant every other night, wash my face every morning and night with CeraVe foaming cleanser, and then I use witch hazel in the morning as an astringent. Wash your hands often, stop touching your face.
Eli Garcia
Take cold showers
Luis Reed
For->
Jonathan Rivera
>worst case of turbomanlet >narrow frame >short legs by manlet standards >gigant feet by lanklet standards >ankles are fucked
At least my cardio is decent...
Hunter Morris
>5.1175" >only 4 pack, because of giant V >never be thinn or sporty in youth >gain weight easily >lose weight easily(when stick to a autistic foodplan i developed) >balding >full beard >hair is blonde >beard is black >asymetric chest >one is really good, have 90 degrees angle to sternum >other is going in too early >depression
Sebastian Rogers
>5’11 emperor of manlets >not sure how smart/brainlet i am but my head is massive >sparkly blue eyes >hook nose/jowly irish mouth/awkward maxilla and chin that cant cooperate >really really average dick >thicc hair
meh
Jaxon Taylor
Won >high test >good jawline with wide face >thick neck >barrel chested >don't have the balding gene
Lost >5'10 >nose naturally looks like it was broken 5 times >big head so I still look like a necklet and can't wear hats besides beanies >bmr is abnormally low, gain fat fast if I'm not careful
Anthony Hill
> try cutting out ALL diary for 2 weeks, will most likely do insane difference
Mason Gray
good >5'10 >6.75 in dick >good insertions mostly >decent face i think >dont gain fat easily
bad >5'10 >acne >wristlet >hard as fuck to build muscle >not sure if i have a good face meaning im probably average >brown eyes
Carter Turner
Good >6'0 >IQ in the 130's >good jaw >good skin >naturally big calves
Bad >5"x5" dick >gain fat easily >hairline is weird, possibly receding (30yo)
Overall I think I did ok. Looking for a slavmutt gf to pass these genes along
Gavin Russell
>pretty good muscle insertions >abobe average intellect >tall >thick head of hair >decent looking >straight white teeth >have always been thin
>lanklet(hopefully lifting and bulking fixes this) >zipper abs >bad dandruff >shit eyes >look cute instead of hot(not ideal for banging women) >persistent acne
Could be worse
Eli Scott
Win >138 IQ >Great frame >Can learn everything I want to learn in a short amount of time >Strong even though I barely move during the day (just started lifting again) >180 cm Lose >Somewhat ugly face >flat feet and bow-legged >138 IQ >Social anxiety (this obviously isn't due to genes)
Landon Roberts
Good >30DDD >24 inch waist >ass naturally round >5'9" >Good face shape and proportions (big eyes, long lashes, sharp jaw >IQ 133
Bad >"Chicken Legs" (knees point inward when feet are straight >5'9" (who wants a gf who's 6' in heels?) >autism >panic attacks >PTSD from severe childhood abuse
I look good but have shit social skills
Jaxon Gomez
good >build >jawline >eyes >strength >thick hair >overall facial attractivness
bad >put on fat with ease >scoliosis, therefore stuck at 5'11'' >ginger, although just because of bullying as a kid
Landon Reyes
Good
>literally everything
Bad
>slightly socially awkward
Adrian Adams
kek we're very similar
William Mitchell
Post timestamped anus.
Julian Nguyen
>fairly bad chest insertions with a slight pe >will never be good with people, nobody is in the family so muh genetics could be a factor >will probably lose my hair >every >50 year old male in the family had prostate issues >very fast metabolism, can't bulk properly >manlet
For the good part >handsome face >can't get fat >cute small ass
Andrew Roberts
Trips command you
Dominic Garcia
>abobe average intellect The irony is real
Julian Cox
>>pectus excavatum which I'm fairly sure has fucked with my chest inserts in such a way that makes lower chest definition impossible
OP here, same happens to me bro.
Caleb Sullivan
I did tell the guy to use a scrub (exfoliating). THe fuck is wrong with you
Benjamin Cruz
You told him to use some salty jagged shit on his face which is not the way to solve it.
Use a chemical exfoliant like BHA.
William Jackson
Good >awesome teeth >natural hourglass figure (femanon) >fat naturally goes to hips so p flat stomach >D cups >thick hair
Bad >still ugly >spatial awareness of disabled goldfish >eye bags
Adrian Green
Turkey neck and winged scapula are a byproduct of poor posture and muscular balance and are fixable.
Jacob Hughes
>manlet >fridgemode >awful tricep insertions
Daniel Reed
>won Can walk, hear >lost Manlet 5'4 Brainlet Facelet Racelet Dandruff Eczema Blurry vision, can't see far without glasses Chink eyes Filipino Shitty accent
Fuck this shit I want out OUT
Ethan Thompson
>good 6’3” Musical ability White Good pianist hands After thinking for several minutes that’s all I can come up with >bad Naturally lanky I have never weighed more than 160 pounds 95% of foods give me migraines and make me tired all day so I can’t bulk with eggs peanut butter and milk like you guys. I can’t drink protein or weight gainer because casein and whey set me off. Really stupid and antisocial I’m a hs dropout because it was too much for me Memory of a dog Sad and lifeless eyes on a disproportionate face Addictive personality Gay tendencies though the male figure is gross to me Shrill whiney voice Abysmal eyesight constant anxiety and apathy
My fathers genetics are pretty good. My grandma on his side was in Mensa and could read thousand page books in a night with full comprehension. She also played several instruments and conducted an orchestra. My grandma on my mothers side was blind in one eye from a genetic disease, had borderline personality disorder, was always aloof and killed herself at fifty something by taking a duck load of pills. My dad has reached the top of his career and has endless amazing stories while my overweight mother watches tv and orders furniture for us to move around.
Logan Ward
>Pretty good insertions >Full head of thick hair at 25 despite early baldness on both sides of family >Naturally low bf% But >Giant torso compared to legs >With crooked ab insertions >Arthiritis showing early signs in knees >Terribly inflexible hips and hamstrings because of very sudden growth spurt during least active time of my life >Fallen arches that make knee problems harder to control >Bad skin that's passed now but left scarring
Also not genetic but >Was into skating/aggressive inline/showboating in my late teens/early twenties and have broken both wrists twice and torn all soft tissue in both hands at one point or another so developing grip strength is always painful to recover from
John Robinson
Good: >massive calves >good athleticism >thicc neck and wrists >strong lower body
Bad: >calves bigger than quads >legs bjgger than upper body >manlet 5'8 >poor endurance due to asthma >eczema >big 4head >shit fine hair >retarded >clumsy >injury prone
Alexander Ortiz
>6ft2 >reached 210lbs 2016 fall >creatine protein food daily >strength gains too slow >2018 >still 207lbs >spend up to 3k on supplements and under armour clothing last 8 months >only thing growing is my hair
Henry Jones
Bald. Manlet. Tiny penis. Tiny gremlin teeth. Can’t smile very well so generally look retarded in pictures. Not much else fortunately
Jacob Sanders
Good: >???? Bad: >wristlet >2.5/10 if looksmaxxed >low IQ >low willpower
Oliver Phillips
Actually only one thing is an outright genetic fault I got directly from my parents >Somewhat dry skin between brows on my face and that's it(from Mom) Only other two problems I have really is because I was born at 26 weeks and as a result some functions we're shut off to make sure others properly developed. >Have disgustingly high astigmatism (even have a scar on the inside of my cornia from where my body cut off the oxygen going to it when shtf after I came out) >Much shorter than I was supposed to be Errybody on my dad's side is at least 5'10(this includes women) and every man save for my dad is over 6'2, meanwhile on my mom's side every man that isn't her dad are 6'4 and up. I end up being 5'8 which I'm assuming due to my hand and feet size has something to do with being born early
Gavin Phillips
>big eyes Like in animu or actually proportional to your face?
Kayden Gray
Amazing digits
Nathaniel Bailey
Won >build muscle quickly >strong jaw >wide shoulders >awesome calves >thick hair Lost >God awful eyesight >gain fat easily >family history of thyroid problems (cancer, diagnosed hypothyroidism)
William Williams
Have no good genetic qualities
Bald at 23 Manlet Horrible teeth Shit jawline Too dumb to drive or get a job above minimum wage Alcoholism runs in both sides of family do raging alcoholic
I got the worst genetic card I can think of
Jeremiah King
Good: >6'1 >Broad statue like frame >Barrel chest
Bad: >7in penis bonepressed >Lightbulb head >Recessed Chin(not too bad) >Weak jawline >Skinny fat >Gain fat easily >Hard to build muscle >Lanky asf >22yo with hair shedding rapidly as of lately
Samuel Ward
>really fucking big legs as in, if my legs were appropriately sized in relation to the rest of my body, I would be 5'10", but if the rest of my body was proportionate to my legs, I would be 6'2". even if i never trained legs, my legs would still be freakishly large, so i gave up on stupid proportionality long ago because why bother? and besides, strength training is way more enjoyable anyways, so it's cool.
>long arms hello benchlet city >285lbs >good help
>abdominal flare it's at this point i'm starting to realize that my body was just not meant for aesthetics. abdominal flare does give me more room to create intra-abdominal pressure, so mayhaps i'm supposed to be a powerlifter.
>broad shoulders ok this one is actually good
>shitty eyes i wear contact lenses tho so nbd
Parker Brown
Accutane was, at the time, the worst six months of my life. I would do it again though. Nothing is more effective, and it lasts for life
Alexander Powell
Good >5'10 >99th percentile IQ (had formally assessed by a neuropsychologist) >Attractive face
Bad >Tiny fucking frame for a guy. XS shirts everywhere, total wristlet >No muscle (working on it) >Mild social anxiety >Absolutely horrible with women >ADHD
Evan Peterson
NEW ORLEANS E W
O R L E A N S
Michael Murphy
>not white
David Walker
>great base musculature >ideal metabolism for bulking and maintaining >fairly good jaw >full head of hair, neither parental lineage has been balding, even into heir 70s >no acne, clear skin Now for the fucked parts. >5'11" >terrible eyesight, -7.5 dioptres on both eyes, very expensive lens cuts or ridiculous beerbottle glasses >chronic asthma bronchiale >dick barely crests 4 inches when erect >predisposed to heart disease and diabetes in old age >depression due to hormonal imbalance >"gender dysphoria"
Brandon Price
the good: -naturally straight, perfect teeth -nice nose -5'7 -naturally big calves -thicc eyebrows -thicc hair -above average face -128 IQ -long fingers -probably an hourglass -somewhat easy to loose weight -barely ever get acne
the bad: -Keratosis pilaris EVERYWHERE - uneven skintone -skin dries out easily -asthma -eczema -1 beef curtain and 1 good lip (looks goofy)
Justin Gonzalez
>woman >128 IQ
Aaron Cook
Tea tree is like soy lol Not saying its not useful, just maybe not for lifting
Justin Richardson
>colorblind >nearsighted that's about it but goddamn my vision is shit
Caleb Robinson
Don't be ignorant user. Women aren't equal to men, but they aren't all stupid. And I don't mean they aren't equal in a bad way. They're simply different. Belittling them cause your mom's a drug whore or you're a virgin is stupid
Elijah Roberts
>t. woman poster from above who took an online 5 minute IQ test and probably believes she has extremely high emotional intelligence
Liam Lewis
I know bruh. I am doing neck extensions and mewing for the turkey neck and for the scapulas I do scapular pushups and weightlifting
Thomas Richardson
>just maybe not for lifting
are you retarded, I didn't recommend it for lifting, I recommended it so he can treat skin problems
Leo Lopez
>good v taper >good insertions
19 with the natural test levels of a 70 year old. only reason why im not natty anymore
Colton Lee
Won: >6"2, good natty V-shape >130+ IQ >High cheekbones, attractive face >Great metabolism >7" dick
Lost: >Flat feet >Long neck >Small jaw/chin (not quite chinlet though) >Allergic to dogs/cats >Pale as fuck
Camden Diaz
post quasimodo pussy
Carter Green
Pros >Amazing muscle insertion everywhere >Don't put on fat very easily, when bulking >Lose minimal muscle when cutting >6'5" >9/10 facial aesthetics
Cons >Had kidney disease >Have had two transplants >moderate asthma >depression >calves too built, hurts when I walk >severe acne >bad eyesight
Benjamin Williams
>wide hips >fat storage is 80% legs/ass >puffy nips probably just fucked up by puberty, apart from that im just a tall strong guy
Matthew Green
I'm bald, nigga
Grayson Allen
Won >blue eyes >find pleasure in working out >capable of getting straight A's >not autistic
Lost >5'9 >3/10 asymmetrical face >OCD >social anxiety around females >permavirgin
Brayden Mitchell
It'd be interesting to know why. kinda sucks maybe I'll ask a doctor or a physio. It'd suck to have pancake tits like big Lenny at low BF%
Blake Reed
>Lost hair hard at 17 >Shitty eyesight >Shitty hearing >Very difficult to lose weight >Weird looking face, wide cheekbones but narrow jaw >Acute ankle pain whenever I run since age 12 >Not a genetic thing but had a bigass bike crash 8 years ago, fucked up a lot of bones on my left side so working out is exponentially harder
On the plus side, I got blue eyes with a ring of green on the outside. Can't really think of anything besides that.
Nathaniel Sanchez
idk where the fault in my nucleic acids ends and my failures as a man begin. I don't know if they're indistinguishable on some level or if the thought just gives me some small comfort in defeat.
Kayden Ortiz
>Filipino >shitty accent Bitch pls, don't drag the accent. I switch between amerifat and the "local" accent and have been told that my natural accent is hot.
David White
>no acne, nice skin all considered >shoulders, traps and chest grow by simply looking at wheights >never ever get physically sick, can eat shit, fast, do drugs, doesnt matter, no injuries either >above average intelligence Bad part is >manlet >dicklet >hair starts to disappear (im 28) >put on fat real easy >psychologically weak (though that may be because of how i was raised)
Daniel Reyes
>Keratosis pilaris Yeah, me too. Fucking tired of this on my goddamned arms jfc. Absolutely infuriating. Usually clear skin on the rest of my body though
Good: >slender hourglass >cardio ez mode >overall 99+ percentile on this national aptitude test thing they make you take before uni >decent face, I guess. But what girl doesn't get told she's pretty, amirite?
Bad: >womanlet (5'4") >chestlet (B cup) >hairy arms and legs on account of probable sepoy lineage (I'm a mutt) >depression, anxiety, ADHD >suspected predisposition to addictive behavior, but I have yet to find out for sure >shitty eyesight (but already had lasik) >impacted wisdom teeth
Neither does science. We're just going along with the thread because bragging and/or bitching is fun if you can't be held accountable.
Noah Long
good genes: height, hair, face bad genes: dicklet
Jaxon Roberts
>Good: Hair so thick my hairstylist compliments me on it and then complains about it when she has to cut it >Bad: 5'6" and borderline autistic (I'm diagnosed with aspergers) Everything else is pretty normal, slightly below average to slightly above average.
Oliver Johnson
Won > 6’1 > 9/10 face > blue/grey eyes > great muscle insertions > 20/20 > (relatively intelligent), cs / math double major
(Major) Loss > heart failure at 24 (E.F of 30-33%), heart arrhythmia > weak tendons (ruptured achilles) > brittle teeth but they’re straight > chronic anaphylaxis, years going and still don’t know the trigger. Random allergic reactions that put me in the ER usually every year or so.
feels bad user. My ejection fraction was 40-45% via the echo in August. As of last week via MRI, my ejection fraction is 30-33%. I’ve been on beta blockers and an ace-inhibitor for 6 months now with no improvement. I don’t really know what this means now, how it affects my life expectancy etc. I used to run 20 miles a week, no problem. I can barely run half a mile now. I don’t know where it all went wrong or what caused it (used clen briefly in the past, ECA off and on but quit this month).
Elijah Cook
eat spoonfuls of virgin olive oil daily
Jacob Garcia
maybe try to add neck flexions (instead)?
Juan Gray
>5'6 >had a crooked front tooth that went at a 45 degree angle and cost me a lot of money to fix >shitty hairline, receeding at 24
Parker Stewart
I have recessive genes
My kids will look more like my partner then me. Kinda breaks my heart but he's more attractive then me, guess that's that.
Isaiah James
Pros: >6'4 >Broad shoulders >Rectangular jaw
Cons: >My TV remote is thicker than my wrists and ankles >Orlando Bloom-tier facial hair despite years of minoxidil on my face >Low test and high SHBG
Owen Collins
Good Literally everything.
>beautiful face, skin >amazing muscle mass >160+ iq >CEO of large company >making millions every WEEK
Here's the negative thing. And it's a fucking big one.
>only 5'11
Joshua Rodriguez
Good: 6'0" Tallest on mum's side of family Thick hair Smart (99th percentile) Elite muscle building genes Fast twitch dominant Large frame, ankles and wrists Nice facial features
Bad: Below average height on dad's side of family Fat Slow metabolism Lazy/low motivation (depression is common in my family) Poor eyesight (keratoconus and partial colour blindness) Eczema Boring black hair, brown eyes and dark skin)
Isaiah Thomas
>tourettes motor tic my body is just spazzing out when ever doing shit or not doing shit. Luckily its not too noticeable Im happy with everything else but this shit really ruins me
Isaac Young
won >6'2 >thick long hair >125+ IQ >excellent all around athletic capabilities >chest insertion >powerful immune system >7.5" penis >slightly above average facial aesthetics Lost >wide forehead >little to no empathy for anyone including family >terrible social skills since before I could speak according to family >violent disposition >predisposed to alcohol and drug abuse >skinny calves >have Asian eyes (I'm not asian) >near sighted
James Richardson
Somethings up with the collagen in my connective tissue so it's more elastic. Which meant that when my skeleton started growing, my muscles didn't stop it and I jumped 4 inches in a year up to 6'6" and now I have stretch marks all over my body.
Justin Cruz
I forgot to add in the pros, I've never had a single pimple or acne of any kind in my entire life but in the cons I have skinny wrists
Jason Long
pro: about 190 cm (dutch so not that weird here) smart enough to study at uni and get good grades literally can't get fat
cons: Bad skin, eczema amongst other things. it's manageable if i dont't drink or do a lot of drugs for multiple days in a row. Small frame, though i think Veeky Forums overestimates how much girls care
Austin Bailey
>>slightly above average facial aesthetics >have Asian eyes (I'm not asian) >near sighted >wide forehead
LOLK
Thomas Hill
> nice looking body with relatively low effort > complimented on face and whatnot > 5'10" manlet in San Diego, but king of the asians here in Denver lol
bad > body weirdly gets nausea-centered illness that lasts for months every couple of years > muscle progress devastated > daily life impacted severely > happened 4 times so far, might be a lifelong thing, might be brain tumor or somethingfuckidki'mnotgonnathinkaboutittheyalreadydidtonsoftestsandiddn'tfindanythingwhatever
at least when the illness is over i've kept some muscle and i'm