Post your bed peasants

Post your bed peasants.

Don't tell me you sleep on a standard flat mattress, you think that's going to impress the fat hogs you try to bring home?

My white trash parents could never afford a mattress for me or even a frame, so I sleep on this 30$ polyurethane pad from Amazon.

Just sleep on the floor, man.

Can someone recommend me a mattres/futon to put right on my floor? Have this mattress that sinks on me and I've been looking to get a new one since forever.

Thats actually good for your back

Yeah, it does feel great, but I hate sleeping so low to the ground. I fall asleep easier if I feel like I can fall off for some reason.

Self made master race. Waiting for "purple" brand mattress to come in.

I thought I was the only one

That's sad.
Purple is shit. Also no adjustable bed frame? are you trying to look like a pleb on purpose?

order $60 collapsable bedframe from amazon that serves as a box spring. will revolutionize your sleep. then just put whatever on it.

>Waiting for "purple" brand mattress to come in.

oh no, you fell for it

their mattress degrades and releases microscopic purple particulate shit and white powder. the company refused to identify the white powder, would not acknowledge the issue and tried to sue to scrub the information off the internet

please send it back and don't encourage behavior like this. millenials gen z people note: newer types of products are not just better because they're new

This

im thinking of going /nobed/ here
is sleeping on the floor worth it?

spartan patrician reporting in
anything more expensive than this is decadent
anything softer than will snap your shit up

What is that, a bed for ants?

Fucking christ.

I sleep on the same mattress that I got almost 15 years ago, I lost the box spring and added a memory foam topper a few years back. It's been serving me pretty well. I'm looking into buying a house, so I'll probably upgrade to a nice king size when I do that.

Is that maple plywood as the platform? That's pretty opulent for a part that isn't going to be seen.

Then what kind of mattress should a nigga buy?
What exactly are you sleeping on? Looks comfy dude.

Look at Tuft and Needle. You can always return it free if you don't like it, really that's the case with most online mattress companies

I sleep on the ground with a rug under me because the floor is concrete and shitty "tiles" Sometimes I get nightmares about rats eating me though. It's pretty good.

Purple is comfy as fuck..had mine now for a couple of months...don't mind the nonsense...they are just jelly they are still sleeping on shit matresses.

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Clearly the white shit is affecting your cognition, lose those fucking ellipses.

Stay jelly smelly

serta imo.

don't ever buy from a mattress store. go some place like big box stores at the mall, walmart even. mattress stores are scams and they only need to sell 1 mattress a day to cover operating costs. the markup is literally like 2000%.

When it comes to mattress prices Purple is like 2/5. Yeah it's more than a absolute shit mattress, but it's way less expensive (and it shows) than most other ones. It's a "I finally got my first real non retail job" babbys first bed.

I use a tuft and needle on the floor.

I sleep on the floor because any time I get a bed it gets infested with bed bugs and I'm too poor to call an exterminator to get rid of them

Yes, truly a pleb mattress, if you are sleeping on anything cheaper than 5k you are an obvious poorfag and beneath all contempt