/mirin/ thread

>donating blood, nurses and other patients are all laughing and talking like they know each other
>I just sit there like the empty retard I am.
>halfway through one of them looks at my shirt, says ‘oh that’s funny, hey x look at this shirt’ then they go back to what they were doing
>time for me to leave they just say ‘thank you sir’ and let me go. The people before and after they said things like ‘see you x’ or thanks for coming x’
Did I piss them off by not talking?
Why didn’t they say my name?

>serving customers at work
>2 girls come up to me, try to talk to me and I stumble through it.
>they leave and I hear one of them say ‘so hot’.
I don’t know if they were talking about me or the heat because it was a hot day.

>also I was serving two girls and they were completely quiet and when they left the burst out laughing
I assume that’s a mire r-right?

She was aknowledging her kin.

>get flu shot
>doctor says I must play sports because most people don't have that kind of deltoid definition
i sport body

I suspect supreme gentleman syndrome
Post face

i thought so
i haven't made it yet

Probably.
I did that once on soc and everyone asked if I was a cave man.

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zyzz?

>frequently train during times when some local athletes are doing their workouts
>one day go at a different time
>guy that usually trains them approaches and strikes up conversation
>asks about my routine/exercises
>go at usual time
>see a bunch of the guys doing exercises I talked about

Mire or just coincidence? Didn't see many people doing front squats, 20 rep breathing squats or behind the back dead lifts before this.

Behind the back deadlifts?

Either the trainer
Had no idea what the fuck they were doing, saw you and though yep that looks good I’ll copy that
Or
The trainer looked at you thought yep that looks good, researched what you told them and decided it was a good idea.
Imitation is flattery so I guess it’s a mire

Y-yeah... Sure, user.

I’m guessing they meant something like this

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a hole is a hole

best mire

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>Had recently lost a ton of weight, but still doing a lot of cardio because I want to lose more
>Was taking a short rest before the next round of the circuit (not Crossfit garbage, just basic speed and agility stuff)
>Cute geeky art student looking girl walks up to me
>"Wow, you've really lost a lot of weight, you look great"
>I'm autistic and have no social skills whatsoever
>Can feel the spaghetti falling out of my pocket
>"Thanks, y-you too"
>Look away without saying anything else, she kinda looks down and walks away
>Didn't even realize she liked me until 2 days later
>See her at the gym from time to time, doesn't acknowledge me

So how do I tie a noose?

Might not even work out. Anyone in the Army knows the marines are full of dumbasses. I mean they literally attract the simple-minded fools by making the marines sound like some special forces with their advertisements when in reality they are less than the army.

I'm a marine. Just ask her out to a nice crayon dinner and a glass of aged French glue. Get her to laugh.

>go out to bar
>girls flirty with me
>she takes me to the washroom
>she takes out my dick
>it gets hard
>she pulls out a ruler
>bone pressed I'm 6 inches
>she stops
>she stops the blow job
>she only fucks guys with big dicks not average sized one's

Being 6 ft tall with a average small cock sucks bros.

>lift
>look in the mirror before my shower
>see muscles on my shoulders for the first time
>smile
caught ya m-mirin

Didn’t happen

pegym nigga

Be careful of girls in the military. They call them base hoes for a reason. Hell, most bases have their own strains of stds.

>Hell, most bases have their own strains of stds.
Letting women into the service was a mistake.

Was it a white girl? White girls are always weird and shit. last time i went to a bar one came up to me saying she wanted to apologize for slavery and started unbuttoning my shirt fucking crazy hoe

>military women
She's fucked 4000 men this week alone.

Why would you even bother with the double shitpost?

I feel like people look at me a lot but it’s probably because I’m 6’6” and not because of how I look. It’s not even that tall really... 210lbs so it’s not because I’m fat.

Well it didn't happen to me, but I think it still fits.

My gym bro and I have been lifting together at uni for about a year now, and he's made great progress. He isn't huge, or particularly cut, but he's noticably more muscular than most guys on campus.

He's talking about going to Goodwill and buying some exercise shirts, and I recommend just making a cutoff out of one of his old t-shirts. He responded that he didn't have the confidence to pull off a cutoff, so I told him he should have the confidence, because 90% of the time he's the biggest dude in the room. He didn't have a big reaction, but I could tell he appreciated it.

Be nice to your gym bros, Veeky Forums.

shut yo ass up white cracka

>Hate the way my skinny body looks for years
>Decide to get fit
>Get buff (I'm also 6'3 and decent looking)
>People are complimenting and asking what do I do very often
>Often catch women sizing me up, checking me out
>If they're in groups they whisper to one another and all give me a satisfied look
>Guys give me jealous looks
>Enjoy some alone time with my gf who loves me and on top of that all her friends envy her for the boyfriend she got
>Come home
>Take off my shirt
>Take of my pants
>Play funky music
>Dance Infront of the big glass windows around the house while miring myself
>Go to the bathrooms and pose a bit
>Miring again
>Give myself a proud wink and continue on dancing through the house

Self mires are best mires

>muhreen
Invite her over to lick windows

>tfw I dance around naked and check out my butt in the mirror
>wish more women had my butt
No homo

p-post body

Cute! :3

these girls are ugly but the one on the right has nice feet

Very sad stuff m8.

>go on tinder
>fuck Asian girls on first date
>they all worship my 6.5x5.5
>never look back

W H O L E S O M E post user. you know you made his fucking day bro

That's nothing gay about enjoying your nice butt user. I want a nice thick bubble butt too.

> am 29 yo hairless
> 6'2" 185, been lifting for 3 months, still dyel
> spent yesterday at the gym getting mired non-stop by sexy 19yo Iranian looking girl - literally staring at me
> stands staring at me for at least a minute before leaving the gym
> 30 minutes later, I shower, change, putting boots on at entrance 8/10 asian cutie with 10/10 ass who I shared squat rack with last week comes in
> big smile on her face, says hi, I talk about hip thrusts that she promised to teach me... says she missed me the past week and wants me to "work in" *she literally air quotes* on my next hip thrust workout

Mfw

>didn't wear a jacket yesterday
>friend said i look like I've been working out
its nice when they notice your efforts

>decide to take up pole dancing for fun
>first day of class, like 40 girls in class more or less
>perfect, I’ll get fit and meet girls and I’m the only guy.
>plus they’re miring, they’re all glancing at me and whispering to each other.
>next class, maybe 20 girls there, same thing as yester day.
>for 2 weeks, there’s 8 girls tops. The others have had scheduling issues and go on different days/times. That’s cool, I got at least 8 to talk to.
They haven’t spoken to me yet, even though I’ve said hello once or twice, but that’s ok, I’ll just go and do my thing and they can come up to me if they want to talk.
Things are good.

cunt?

Checked and thanks

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>walking down hallway on the way to a final
>turn the corner and see this cute chick that semi-ghosted me a couple years back
>haven't seen her since, I've also gotten Veeky Forums since then
>I try to awkwardly avoid eye contact and pretend I don't notice her
>as I pass her she sneaks in a glance then blushes and looks away smiling
felt good man

>going to pole dancing class intending to get chicks

I sincerely hope this is bait, because they definitely weren't whispering to each other going "wow this guys so hot i wanna fug", they probably just think you're gay.

No they smelled the Veeky Forums on him so they know he's a creep and that's why they dropped the class.

Yeah nah, if they though I was gay then they would have talked to me.
My gay friend knows and is friends with tons of girls.
I'm not gay and barely interact with girl.
And getting chicks was just a side feature, not the main reason

huh. never seen a bar deadlift a man before

A girl in the library came sitting at the table in front of me, facing me. She tried to make eye contact a few times and even smiled but I'm too much of an autist/fag so I ignored it and kept a straight face. I even looked down when she looked at me. Usually I don't do this, wtf?

You just unironically posted
>tfw a girl looked in my direction :^)

ok yeah mb maybe not gay but I'd say they don't look at you romantically, unless you go out and talk to them and show you're friendly enough.

Be manlet at work
Only lifting for a year and a half
Average gains, not even at target weight
15% bf

"Wow user, love your biceps"

I've always been insecure about arm thickness.

Relive that moment in memory last 2 months

yeah but I got a (You) for it

>be me at gym about a week ago
>thicc cutie janitor is chatting with /fit af 9/10 in hallway
>locker room door, my destination, is next to them
>thiccness and I lock eyes omw over
>"hey"
>I instinctively do the pursed-lips-and-downward-jerk-nod and turn into the locker room.
>exit locker room
>9/10 and I lock eyes momentarily
>her eyes and smile widen slightly
>I jerk my gaze away as I turn to go down the hall

I'm getting better at acknowledging my autism. We're all gonna make it

fuck now you have to post

Maybe the other people are just regulars, or happened to know those people

Yeah, tried that. Waved to one got ignored
Said ‘hey how’s it going’ to another and she replied ‘yep’ and went to talk to her friends, when the teacher came in and asked the same question she replied ‘I’m great, a little tired, what about you?’
I’m just gonna focus on perfecting the moves and making them jealous.
Then when they come up to me I can say ‘yep’ and walk away

Ah well they just sound like bitches then.
Not suprising though every girl I know thats done pole dancing is some retarded #poleislife #poleislove thot that's all about "empowering muh sisters" and similar shit.

I want this. I'm gonna make it

Screw it, my pics already on soc so I guess it doesn’t matter...

>t. virgin

Women give no fucks about this

My bad, wrong guy

>at the bar with my mates
>decide to go shoot some pool
>see a table already set up with no one around
>figure we can use these balls since they're already set up, can save fifty cents
>as we're racking the balls, a girl walks up and says hey that's my table
>apologize to her, tell her I thought it had been abandoned, etc etc and start to walk away
>she stops me, smiles, and says
>"would you like to challenge me?"

now a normal man would recognize this as what is colloquially known as an "icebreaker". I am not a normal man.

>immediately, and without any thought, respond to her question with
>"nah that's okay"
>and then I walk away

took until the next day to realize I dun goofed

Long face, horrible jawline, autistic eyes. You're going to die alone.

Not that bad honestly. I really doubt they didn't talk to you because of your looks.

Maybe try to strike up a conversation next time

Just ask them about the stuff they do, or what they do with the blood or whatever, people love to talk about their profession

I'm a nurse and there's some people that are long time "customers" so to speak. With them, we make small talk and shit. Sometimes I can;t be arsed to give a crap so I don't exchange even a glance with some people.
Maybe they feel like you. Maybe not. Sometimes (like today) I just don't give a fuck.

yeah, sometimes my eyes look like I've had a stroke.
Cheers, will try that, just be interested in them right?
That makes sense, cheers.

Sanpaku

You're not a bad looking guy. Get a haircut and don't look so depressed

user...
I don’t say this often but soc is right

>Taking shower at home after gym
>going to my room with naked top
>hey, I didn't know I have such a beefed up son
Th.. Thanks mum

Oh fuck, am I gonna meet a dark fate?
Yeah, I’ve shaved and I’ll do my hair tomorrow. I’ll try to look a bit more alive/happier
Then I will invent fire and start a tribe

you really nailed the empty retard look spectacularly, gj

thanks, it's the look I use to get past those people in malls that want you to sing up for stuff.
It stuck

Are they really that bothering you? You should get help for your mental health

Soc as always are a bunch of retards
You dont look like a neanderthal, they had big brow ridges, big noses, wider faces and other features
You on the other hand are just ugly. Get a haircut, take care of your skin, shave and train neck, lose fat and change your expression. You look like youve been raped and tortured

It's more I overthink things, I know a simple no will do but it feels like i'm the only person around.
Yeah, I'm fixing myself. I'll try smiling more