Want to use power rack

>want to do a dip
>all the sauce packets are gone

>want to do a push-up
>put on my sister's bra

>don't want to military press
>am in the military

coward

>Want to do flies
>Only own trousers that button up

>want to do flyes
>ceiling is only 15 feet high

>want to glute thrust
>no gf

>want to do good mornings
>it's seven o clock at night

> Want to do leg raise
> Can't levitate

>want to bench press
>no journalist on hand

not again, dammit

aww

kek

>want to discuss fitness
>come to fit instead

>want to do rack pulls
>no heretics in the dungeon

>want to do rollouts
>not an Autobot

>want to do kroc rows
>gym only has alligators

>want to do step ups
>i'm a pussy

We would have also accepted zamboni

>want to do neck extensions
>I'm white

>want to do flies
>gym repellent is turned on

>try to do hip thrusts
>my hips do lie

>got to do thigh abductions
>thighs get abducted by aliens

>want to do curls
>don't have any hair

>do ball throws with a partner
>forget to say no homo

>tricep pulldowns
>don't

>want to do a bench press
>gym only stocks tables

>Want to know the time
>Haven't heard any bongs recently :(

>Romanian deadlift
>Finnish

>lift to gain strength and test my body
>develop good lifts with a nice body
>realize that even if my body is attractive to women it won't matter because I only leave to go to the gym and I'm too socially awkward to meet women
>no
>gf
>2018

>Wont to be ottermode
>Is human

>Want to do calf raises
>I don't own a farm

>Want to do decline crunches
>Accept crunches

>ask bro how to do shrugs
>he just shrugs

>Want to use elliptical
>Flashing lights give me a seizure

>Want to do concentration curls
>78 years late

this one made me laugh pretty hard

>Ready to do preacher curls
>Gym monk still hasn't finished transcribing the new Gym Bible

>his gym has only one bible

>Try to do military press
>Soldiers don't want to participate in an interview

>Doing Romanian deadlifts
>The vampire bites me