People you hate at the gym

Based. Sounds like he gives no fucks and takes no shits.

people who look at me while I am minding my own business lifting weights and then talk about me on the internet or even right within ear shot.

i don't know how that is functional strength but i bet that is a fantastic fucking workout

You want the best workout?
Use sledgehammer to hit tractor tire til your arms give out.

on it famalamadingdong

you got a tire/sledgehammer i can borrow?

Get a job at a construction site you fucking lazy neet

Retard kids are back at my gym, im doing HIIT, one sits next to me all excited and shit, starts licking his hands and waving them in the air like he just dont care..i can smell it and keep sucking up the fumes as i breath in, fucking great

>give up my high paying desk job
>get a shitty dirty poor people construction job
>cause some loser cunt on a romanian knitting forum called me lazy
top kek
much laugh

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>shit that never happened: the thread

Probably, but doesn't understand CI>CO

You are that dude aren't you?

Careful user. OP is the second story I've read about a guy who just hangs out in the gym lobby on a computer.

This was the first: chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-james-hodgkinson-shooter-20170614-story.html

The gym selfie fag.

He comes in, spends 10 minutes doing lil baby lifts, then spends 30 minutes in the mirror perfectly positioning his fat arms to show his "gains". Obnoxious as fuck the entire time he's there, possibly autistic.

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dunno what shithole you leave in, but in mine welder gets paid twice as much as an accountant

A master welder, maybe. How often are master welders around sledgehammers and tires of that size, and when they are, do they have the spare time and energy to do what you have mentioned? Keep larping

It is not a single person, more of a hivemind. I hate those dipshits with over-inflated egos, who parade naked through the locker room. Even though there are multiple signs asking them to close doors or flush the toilet, they still cannot finish those basic activities. They never greet anyone, just come to the locker watching the floor. They never put weights back in place, my friend who is a PT there told me yesterday, that he had to clean up the whole free-weight area every 40 minutes for 10 hours straight.

kekd

The 5'7" manpancake that occupies the only squatrack in my local gym (basically a small extension of a community center that also has a pool and a indoor court), and does nothing but squats and deadlifts for an hour.

I am not the one you replied to, retardinho. Also - I am talking about same experience. Welder with 3-years experience will get paid around 1500$ and an accountant with 3-years experience will get paid 800-850$. That is reality of my country, if it helps you to get perspective - engineer at a construction site gets paid less than any of his skilled tradesmen, and the reason is probably the fact that 40% of people aged 25-30 have at least master's degree.

I work as a Lifeguard so I got a few characters that come to my pool.
>That old lady that brings her """service""" wiener dog with a little doggy bed so it can sleep while she does her """aerobics"""
>That 16 year old home schooled guard with zero social skills that works a shit ton of hours because he has nothing better to do
>That same 16 year old home schooled guard that drives a BMW
>Those old folks whose bodies have been twisted by time and obesity that they look like Dark Souls monsters
>That older manager that's achieved gorilla mode and could easily slap his kneecaps with out bending over.
>That Slav family with two 5 year olds that always come in half an hour before closing on weeknights

Fuck David

nothing is wrong with this

Uni gym I used to go to had one kid that would come in and sit down on one of the machines and eat fucking chips and play on his phone. Never ever worked out. He creeped me out.

MY GYM NEMESIS
>Mean mugs all the time for some reason
>Wears shitting tapered belt for curls
>Imaginary la syndrome
>Bullies newbies off of shit
>Doesn't re-reack
>Always wears pants because his legs look like the stick bug from A Bug's Life

Myself

Nobody cares

>lifeguard
How often have you heard/said
I’ve saved many lives...
Once I took my foot of their head.

PTs
>influx of NYR DYELs
>PT does bench press with complete skelly DYEL kid
>PT immediately slaps on 10kg plates
>PT is spotting his warm ups with a double overhand grip
>PT basically has to row all his reps because the weight is already too heavy for the kid
>despite this he still doesn't even do anything remotely close to a full ROM
>they go up to 8 reps of 80kg
>PT keeps telling him shit like "it was all you bro" and "you had like 3 more reps in you that time come on"

>different PT doing squats with a complete stick legged dude
>puts pussy pad on
>start with 50 kg, probably the bodyweight of this guy
>no warm up
>does quarter reps with shaking legs
>guy directly asks the PT if his form was good
>yeah bro it was fine

what the fuck

Got eeeeem

It's a pretty common saying among the lifeguards in my town, is that not a universal thing?

John Henry was a steel driving man!

never heard it in my life, google shows nothing either

>older guy approaches me while doing squats
>"nice! good, keep it going man! niiice!"
>wtf.png

>when people bulli the beginner twinks

Lazy PTs happy to take the money without giving a fuck... Why I train my dyel bros.. To protecc. Once saw an IG fuckboy laughing at my skinny bro because his arms were trembling just lifting the bar. I was to autistic to say anything. My twink bro was visibly uncomfortable and self-conscious. Then this middle-aged bloatboi, who'd seen what had happened, probably a powerlifter, lumbered over and grumbled "you gotta start sumwhere bruther.." to my bro, and gave the fuckboy a filthy look. I was going to ask if he was feeling fit, but again I'm an aspie.

Fuk

Buy a sledgehammer and bury a used tire halfway in yard

>that guy who always occupies the only squatrack
>that guy who does not lift that much
>that guy who stares at women
>that guy who is not very good in conversations

It's all the same guy
[spoiler]it's me[/spoiler]

>people who zip past me to take weights off my rack while I'm in the middle of a set
>they never ask and I can't interrupt myself to say "no I fucking need that in 10 seconds"
>literally always millimeters away from nudging into the bar and fucking my shit up

only one of these is bad

and gym thots probably enjoy being looked at, just don't be fucking weird about it

I guess I just know some messed up people then.
Keep in mind I come from a town where half the people are insane.
I once had a guy ask if we sold knives, admired my box cutter while saying 'fuck that's a sweet knife, you could walk up and slice somebody's throat and hide it in your pocket.'

now that's something

doesnt everyone have a phone for this?

>>That guy who occupies the only squatrack
Me. 4 times per week. I sometimes use it to hang up my hoodie and do OHP, needless to say, no one uses the squatrack whenever I'm in the gym

>>some eastern eu kid that plays football and does handstands and talks loudly on the phone
Feels good to have yanks suffer the slav for once.
They're alright people, but have many (non-critical) subhuman traits.

>the gym gramps who literally just walks around and stretches, but he's always there and you never see him leave.

>you could walk up and slice somebody's throat and hide it in your pocket.'
You could.
Appreciate boxcutters more you ingrate.

Kek

I hate it when anyone is at the gym. Usually I just try to go in the middle of the night so I don't have to see anyone there.

>The indian guy who always wears polos to workout and smells like a rotten corpse

>I was going to ask if he was feeling fit
He was a lucky guy, user.

>an hour
>manlet
>nothing is wrong w-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do they never not smell like a rotten corpse, though?

skelly detected.

>t.pajeet

>walk into class
>Hey bro what's up
Is he hitting on me? Leave me alone, guy

That guy who for months has talked about how he's going to go the gym in 2 days and how he should get back on track when he's only ever been in the gym 4 times previously.

I just go "Cool, see you there" when I know he will never set foot in there again.

Based

>people who deadlift in the power cage

like nigga you can deadlift anywhere else

Btfo

6'4 overweight piece of shit decided he wanted to be a powerlifter a few months ago even though hes incredibly weak for his size. at what im guessing is like 280+ lbs his 1rm for dlifts is 4pl8 and 1pl8 overhead press. on its own it wouldnt be that bad but he is literally every fucking annoying gym stereotype rolled into a fat annoying man child

>brings his massive bag and boots into the gym
>eats meals sitting on the machines
>takes off his shirt and flexes in the mirror even though hes fucking disgusting
>yells when he push presses 1 pl8 for overhead press which is a joke considering how much he weighs
>mixes his preworkouts in the gym
>wears dirty discusting tank tops with sweat marks

and to top all of this shit off, he has friends who not only tolerate but encourage him.. its fucking beyond me.

>Gym is next to high school
>on certain days to kids are allowed in.
>there's always this one girl who all the boys hover around
>take up all the benches and machines for the next hour.
Shits infuriating, at least I got to watch one smash their face on the treadmill going to fast yesterday.

There's this one guy at the campus pool I guard at who hands me a bottle of aspirin in case he has one of his frequent heart attacks in the pool. It just doesn't seem worth it.

This hits close to home 4 me

There's only one person I hate in the whole world. This old guy at the gym. He smells like a rotting corpse. Even if he's upstairs you can smell him from the entrance. Everyone knows to avoid him,you will gag if you get too close. Worst thing of all is you can tell he doesn't even want to be there as he trudges around from machine to machine doing his same shitty routine every day for the last decade. Lifting baby weights with terrible form. I honestly hope he injures himself so he can't workout anymore.

That one guy that spends an hour in the gym doing only barbell exercises taking up the squat rack

Isn't that most of Veeky Forums

I do appreciate them, it was just so random.
Especially since he came into the shop to buy reading glasses so he could pass his driving renewal test.
Yeah, I once had an old lady come into the shop and tell me she had shit herself and then walked off

>reading this thread hoping no one describes me

You sure that isn't a ghost?

>that feel when no gym ghost in your gym

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You dont happen to be in Los Alimitos or go to the YMCA do you?

Lucky, There is 1 squat rack and 1 power rack at my gym, and they are both taken at all times. It's a Gold's so, can't do much. Mine is going 24 hours in a month, so maybe I can get some time to myself at 0300.

> me doing abs on the floor
> weird af old Man comes near with 3kg dumbbells on each hand
> wears pijama shorts loose enough to see his balls
>does some weird moves
>THROWS THE FREAKING DUMBBELLS AGAINST THE MIRROR ON THE WALL
> mirror crushes, pieces fall al over me
He thought the gym was his happy place, he leaned on the machines doing nothing for over 30min yelling like he was the owner. Sometimes when I was using some machine he would come and ask me to stop so he could use them because he felt absolutely entitled to ask for it "I'm the owner's friend"
Nobody ever said anything to him ever, not even the trainers, I know some people of the staff who quin their jobs because of his bullshit

You should hope he has a life changing epiphany (clean acid trip) and starts showering and lifting like a man.

Never wish shit on people who are already shit. Wish that they bloom.

*boos in your path*

>I'm the owner's friend
I have been to pool halls and bars where something like this would happen.
Except it was younger women(not cute and very vocal)that would insert them selves into conversation and make up rules. (was told I need to buy more drinks to talk to ladies one time.NOT that I had an issue drinking more.)

Pic related,me on the left.

grade A autism in this post

>400+ lb man sits in one of the massage chairs eating candy
>doesn't use it, just sits there crinkling candy wrappers

>people doing laps of barbell lunges around the weight area
>always get too fucking close to other people working out
>almost sideswipe someone on a treadmill

>hope nobody describes skinny kid who can't lift as much as some of the bigger guys because he is skinny but tries his hardest to seem normal yet still can't contain the struggling/confused look on his face.

S-STOP LOOKING AT ME

My dad used to be a PT and he did basically all this shit to me for the short time he went with me to the gym when I was dyel 16yo skelly. Got shakes, cold sweats, and puking feeling everyday we went, really made me avoid the gym for a long time.

theres a roided nigger in my gym and hes everything youd expect
>hey! look at me! im a nigger in a white country!
>so funny and exotic! haha
>totally not meaning any harm and just being nice ;D

i know why youre here and no amount of monkey dancing will make me trust you

>the guy that dares to set foot in the aerobics area while I'm there. Seriously, fuck off. The WHOLE gym is for you.

I wonder what kind of commentary he gives for porn
>"That is some top notch thrusting, I give that an A plus"
>"This broad has got some nipples I'd like to motorboat with my asscheeks"
>"This man has some nice form" *autistically claps*

>Once saw an IG fuckboy laughing at my skinny bro because his arms were trembling just lifting the bar.

fuck that makes my blood boil. i dont understand how someone can have that much ego that they laugh at beginners.
I either couldnt give a fuck about anyone at the gym but myself
or i admire newbies that are there a couple days a week and show that they are trying

this is the most likely reason desu

>hope nobody describes a compact cowboy