/fraud/

Goddamn i would fuck her in a heartbeat.

those juicy lips. Holy shit if you don't fuck her then it will always haunt you you fucking beta cuck

AND SHES CHILDLESS AND SINGLE, wtf are you doing with your life

True love only cares about face.

Now I'm curious if he approves.

She doesn't want to fuck, she wants to mother. I'm her boss first and foremost anyway. Seems like a bad idea to try. Plus I'm very shy, it takes me a while to be able to have sex with someone. I can't do the one night stand things that others do, it would take weeks at least of close physical contact for me to feel comfortable.

How do you know that? I just want to strangle to death right now

She just likes to go out with you just to act like your mother. What kind of sick fetish is that

Because she literally said to me "When I saw you, something, the universe told me I had to help you."

If that's not the biggest indicator of "I want to baby you because I'm desperate for someone to need me" I don't know what is. She loves to shower me with advice about girls and life. All of this is just clear indicators to me that she's not sexually interested.

So she feels sorry for you? That's the worst thing that can happen to you. The pain, i feel a fucking sting in my heart right now

How much of a surplus do I run on a test e cycle?

I don't think she feels sorry for me as an individual. It could have been anyone, I just happen to fall in at the right place and right time to fill that hole in her life.

Just eat until you can't breathe anymore.

She doesn't feel sorry for you. She isn't interested in you sexually. She knows you're not gay.

Either you're interpret the signs incorrectly, or this is some sick fetish from her.

She just wants something to mother.

If I do .5mg e3d adex on 500mg test, should I drop it to .25mg e3d on 250mg? or is that dingus talk

read the op very carefully

How does that make you feel? Are you a moms boy?

I don't really mind, her intent doesn't matter to me as long as I'm having a nice time. I'm sure she's not consciously aware that she is doing it. She's fun to hang out with, she likes to talk a lot which is preferable for me since I don't like to talk much and I get to pat her head like a IRL anime loli cause she's like 5'2".

it varies per person. Best is always to begin lower and taper up slowly when you notice the high e2 signs

Sounds like she's lonely

>and I get to pat her head like a IRL anime loli cause she's like 5'2".
i don't know what i need to think of you.

I think she is lonely, she's from Iran and only has her sister in Australia with her. She told me that people like her because they can go out and have fun with her, but nobody really gets to know her.

You can't tell me that you don't get the urge to pat the head of cute little girls when you see them?

Im still super tights from those squats
Not looking forward to deads now

Goddamn fuckin chads
Kys

I dont understand what dimension you guys are in that women even acknowledge your existence

Just act like a shy piece of shit who's broken on the inside and refuses to open up to people and that will attract girls who want to baby you or think you're mysterious.

Didn't you just do deads like 2 days ago?

I think that people like her because of another reason.

No i only have the urge to stick my dick in them. Wtf i want to pet a fucking woman. You also stick your dick in your cat, instead of petting him?

That only helps if you're not ugly

No I did squats

Youre just beeing yourself and it works
More proof Im of a higher astral plane and women lack the capacity to conceptualize my existence

Maybe if I was on tren I'd have the urge to do so. I know I cared little about cute things when I was with exgf and I was on tren, I just want to abuse her throat. Normal me though really likes cute stuff like cuddles, piggy backs, head pats, washing and massaging. That's what cute girls are for.

How to make deads fun? I don't find deads that fun. Squats are more fun to me.

Why did she left you again?

Guys so i have 40ml Test E for a 16weeks cycle (500mg a week) and 10 ml of Test Prop. So my question is , normally you wait like 3 weeks after your last Test E Pin and then start a PCT but I want to use my 10 ml Prop during this 3 weeks so I don’t get the depression and other shit because of the hormone drop . If it’s a possible solution pls give me Tipps when, how much and how often should I pin test P. Then after 5days from the last Prop pin I would start a PCT with Clomid and Tamox.
Thanks in advance

Have you tried bein a man? Deads are way better
Cant believe you prefer butt stuff

Fuck PCT brah
BnC, thank me later

I met her when she had zero friends, anorexia, depression and anxiety. I supported her to build up her friendship circle, treat her illnesses, even treated her IBS which she cried over constantly because she was always in constant pain with BPC-157, supported her emotionally as much as I could. She became a fantastic person, the one she always wanted to be. She was going to gym and eating healthy. She was happy and doing very well in uni. She got some great friends so she didn't need to rely as much on me anymore. I didn't bring up my issues as much because I didn't want to burden her and they ate me alive.

It got to the point where I wasn't necessary anymore especially when my mental breaks were beginning to show and I needed her to help me. She didn't love me because of who I was, she loved me because she would have loved anybody who would have helped her at that time in her life. I could no longer help her and so she stopped loving me.

It hurt.

DICKS SUCKED: HANDS HELD

I dunno brah don’t wanna get shut downed too hard , would prefer a pause like for 3-4 months so the body can regenerate and then blast again

>don’t wanna get shut downed too hard

You are already shut down, exogenous test stops endogenous production.
PCT is very tough on the body especially if you plan to start after only 3-months again.
Cruising is a lot easier, physically and mentally for short term (2-3)

people on TRT don't seem to have long term HPTA impairment so cruising should be fine for you.

I feel sorry for you somehow. I think i need to take my ai very soon

how is your blast/bulk going?

So what Dose should I use to cruise ?
And for how long should I cruise ?Sorry for my English , it’s my 3rd language

>Hey Bob, I need your tablet because it's the only one that has this specific piece of software that the boss needs for the meeting we have every month. Where is it?
>"Lol I dunno"
>What do you mean you don't know? It's a $600 piece of hardware, you don't just lose it. Where is it?
>"Lol I dunno"

Anyway long story short does anyone have experience hiding a body? Figure I'll get rid of the evidence then call myself Muddy Squatters and write a blues song about the whole thing.

stop making these OPs so faggy, faget

These guys are really whack when it comes to girls. I mean. I know this is Veeky Forums, but my lawrd it isn't so complicated.

Just try to fuck girls. It'll work or it won't, you'll get better at it.

It's crazy how much thought and how little action goes into sex and dating and women round here.

I don’t fuck with this anime shit but what the fuck is yuri in ice?

tren has killed my feelings of hunger, now whenever I'm hungry I just get bad acid reflux and if I don't eat for long enough I start puking. I never get the stomach pangs of hunger anymore, just acid reflux

what the fuck tren

Depends,

A normal TRT dose (in the UK where I am) can be up to 200mg but this is often a long Ester like deconate

General consensus seems to be around 100mg to 250mg
I pin once a week 150mg with Test E, puts my levels late hundreds/early thousand ng/dl
100mg will probably see you into decent natty levels, 500-700ng/dl

Weight, time spent using AAS and ester will affect dosing and cruise length.

The guidelines "the harder the blast, the longer the cruise" is useful but you might be exceptional at recovery.

My last blast was 20 weeks, I will probably struggle to cruise for more than before caving and getting bloods early and deciding that my bloods are good enough.

If you have easy access to bloodwork then that is your only definitive marker of timing.

For more than 3 months*

At first i was also very shy, but i managed to overcome many of these feelings and fears by trail and error.

That's basically the only way to achieve things in life, to just fail at everything and then become stronger from that. I have also had very awkwardly and shitty moments in my life, but i am happy i have experienced those moments in order to learn and better myself.

By just doing nothing and only asking yourself what if, is not going to help indeed.

Better regret the shit you did, that the shit you didn't do.

I've been having this exact thing happening to me, so it's good to know I'm not alone on this. I've started just force feeding myself and honestly that's helped the hunger pangs come back. The heartburn/acid reflux is worst when I'm laying in bed trying to sleep, but I've also noticed if I actually eat more during the day and right before bed it's not as bad.

Never ran Tren but what about using MK677 or GHRP6?

Hey /fraud/ why should I buy expensive illegal steroids when I can just eat a bunch of SOY and be just like you?

Coz then you can be in the kool kidz klub

Hey just wondering, why do you do this? I understand being bored and shitposting but you literally post this image at least once a day and I'm honestly growing very concerned for your well being. Do you need to talk to someone? Don't worry, PC is here for you buddy. Let it out, we're all your friends here.

That's pretty funny I support the weird oh

>Look mom I posted it again, heh
Veeky Forums is overrun with 12 year olds. On the bright side, maybe some of them are girls and jerry can get a gf.

steroids are extremely inexpensive
not sure why I am even responding to this double nigger

I don't think there has ever been a single girl on this forum even once in all of history.

Jer Bear don't need no 3d gurl

There have been quite a few women here though. The crack whore, that giant musclefu, plg's Chinese grill and Cheekie

>plg's Chinese grill
Sparrow is my waifu, stfu. Also her art is preddy gud so that's awesome too.

Don't know about her personally but the autism levels in PLG are way too high for me to handle

I find the crack whore the most entertaining.

She got bullied away i guess? Seriously nobody over here can touche my feelings so bad i will leave this place, i mean come one look at you fags

okay maybe Jerry then

I follow her on IG, we used to talk a little bit on snapchat and once on some video stream site with a few other PLG people. She's pretty cool but haven't talked to her in a while. According to her IG though she's doing good and still drawin, so that's nice.
>the autism levels in PLG are way too high for me to handle
>hangs out in /fraud/
That's like saying Coke was too unhealthy for you so you switched to Pepsi

How long have you been here dude? Also literally the only girl I know who posted in fraud was ESTP and she got scared off after her miscarriage so uh. Yeah.

If I am going from blasting to cruising, do I need any kind of pct or can i just pin 50 prop e2d literally the first Monday after cycle finishes?

Step 1 to switching to cruise: Lower the dose
>can i just pin 50 prop e2d
Step 0 to switching to cruise: Learn about ester lengths.

Just picked up a kilo of Creatine even though I haven’t ran it religiously in like two years.

Do you guys run it for any synergistic effects with all of the gear? I figure 10g a day is cheap and it’s backed by tons of science.

They are all just very high level LARPrs.

You heard it here first.

>massive beach party in a week
>want to get shitfaced
>3 weeks into var
>could stop now and drink
>could also up dose, look juicy, but have to stay sober instead

Decisions decisions

When you realize that you can totally drink heavily on orals and be fine your life quality will probably go down overall

>var
>liver toxic

I do not understand your post

Please explain

estp was the crackwhore

I mean that you can drink heavily while on orals and be totally fine.

Source: I've done it a lot and know a lot of people who have done the same.

Your much better off not drinking and stuff though, is what I mean.

I actually do sometimes. I do t more for the nootropic/ mood benefits but it makes sense that your body would better utilize creatine on gear.

Batlord was all about creatine on blast. Any one remember Batlord?

I miss the old trips

Hmm, I was using creatine before I started /fraud/ at 3g a day. Should I increase that now?

I was just about to say fraud is autistic too but we're nowhere near PLG levels

Honestly I don't really know, I thought 5 to 10 grams a day was standard but that's just if I remember correctly

Is it /fraud/ when I need to use it because hormonal Imbalance? I want to fit in.

Also their refusal to believe that all of their heros are on gear is really sad to me

is 1% keto shampoo enough, or is 2% needed

You sure? We've got at least two verified weeb posters.
I was always under the assumption that fraud meant that you're using a surplus of hormones to give yourself an unfair advantage, making you a cheat or "fraud" as it is. By that definition I wouldn't call bringing yourself up to healthy natty levels via injection fraud. But I'm sure most people would say that injecting yourself with any amount makes you fraud.

I add aspoonfull to my afternoon tea

Batlord, fatty, mtrenmasterrace, you, ndera, tons of people I’m forgetting.

What dose do you do?

Just up your dose and smoke weed. Much healthier and more fun than drinking too

did my first injection of 250 test cyp yesterday. I injected in my quad about midway doing everything by the book. today I have a pain similar to doms in my lower quad (not at the injection site). Any ideas what this could be?

There was a really dumb but ripped girl for a short while a year ago, think she got bullied away too and cheekie posts every once in a blue moon.

...

>And you probably will be fine, but possibly cause irreversible damage to your liver*
Is a better way to put it

Would hit it

>Would hit it
she was cute
pretty sure it was just some faggot larping though

>o you guys run it for any synergistic effects with all of the gear?

Createne causes hair loss right, so maybe?

guess that explains why jerry is bald

mystery solved!!!!

I would’ve fucked the shit outta Izzy. There’s a girl at my gym who looks almost exactly like her and is THICC.

Is it proven? I thought it was broscience about dht

>hair loss

my stack is 250mg test e 1g tren e and 50mg adroll + createne + wash my hair 3 times a day

but i take pso its ok

>starting to get roid veins all voer obliques and lats

jesus christ, it feels so good to not be obese anymore, simply fat

fuck, bodyfat is the worst thing ever. you can feel it when youre sitting, feel it when youre training, when youre walking around, it jiggles

even at 10%, sitting down at the chair now, you can feel, there is this fluff shit, it feels cold and weird, like it's not a part of my body at all, but like play dough, i hate it, it feels like a parasite inside of me

I feel like people don't understand that at one point me, fatlifts, chem and bimbo lived in one house. .

I don't even understand it, that is the weirdest shit ever what the yinz.

I think around 10 grams? Honestly I just eyeball a spoonful into water when I take it, so maybe more?

I don't think you would do irreversible damage unless you really abused alcohol and orals for a long time. I'm not advocating drinking on orals, but the body is pretty resilient. People drink literal gallons of liquor daily for decades before their livers quit on them.

fuck off with this retarded meme

The liver can take a lot of (irreversible) damage before you notice it without bloodtests. Did you ever get a liver panel shortly after doing that? Definitely true that the body is extremely resilient though.

This so fucking much. For people who participate in a sport filled with steroids they sure do hate steroids. Funny how the tested and untested feds both have very very similar records.

You don't have to be a weeb to be an autist. Honestly I haven't been in one of their threads for awhile but I remember the retarded raids they would do on occasion. Maybe it's changed now.

So, if I just eat protein and carbs while on tren (alone; no aromatizing compounds) I'll lean out regardless of calories/weightgain, but my dick will stop working? I'm already 11% bodyfat so just being able to eat and lift without worrying about how much of a surplus I'm in would be pretty damn liberating

>Just eat until you can't breathe anymore
And then eat some more.

For real though you don't know how many calories that'd take this guy. Even on whole foods I could probably down a gallon of milk and a box of oats before my breathing gets hard, then be ready to eat again like a half hour later. There's only so many calories and protein you can use for muscle a day, even on test. Anymore is just fat