What body does a woman aged 20-26 desire on a mate?

Depends on the female.

glaze = cum, hams = ass

Yeah, no.
I want a mega titty gf.
But they aren't just "drawn" to you, you have to go out and get them.
Which sucks.
>I just want a G cup+ gf

With qts like this why does thicc exist? How could you want to add fat to that?

Not you

please someone post the jap ora ora version of this pic.

be the "machine gun"
you take a lot of shots, you're bound to hit something

sometimes i wish i was an ugly as fuck manlet because then id probably get laid

being tall and fairly attractive has gotten my nowhere

people who dont use the word "mate" when talking about human relationships and dont have to ask an Algerian bitcoin pyramid scheme forum for advice about them

Bloatmaxx

Does somebody have the real comics that Tumblr roastie made?

>what body does a woman aged 20-26 desire on a mate?
Not fat, and containing a brain that isn't stupid, boring, or lacking in personality, sense of humor, talents, interests, and ambitions.

>woman aged 20-26 desire

who cares.

theyre left overs
they should be happy with whatever they get

>theyre left overs
2edgy 12 year old detected

>brain that isn't stupid, boring, or lacking in personality, sense of humor, talents, interests, and ambitions.

these are scary things to roasties.

19

I don't think you've ever seen a 'roastie', except maybe on internet porn sites, kiddo.

>tfw dating in your mid/late 20s
>nothing but used goods, single moms and fat chicks

i think its just a stupid poster not someone making an unselfaware pedo joke

I was about to say "wow lots of pedobears in this thread"

He forgot to say have face, frame, height and passion that usually means making money and not having a boss thus bowing to none which women love, i.e. confidence.

Or have a badass job like being a rockstar or astonaut

Hello, me.

T H I C C

alpha males.

like every single other woman who isnt a nutcase.

There are a lot of characteristics a woman finds attractive in a man
-Charm
-Good looks
-Money
-Smarts
-Eloquence
-Strenght
-Popularity

But most people here on Veeky Forums are good for nothing manchildren.

Where is the original japanese one?

pretty much have to find a christian girl and search for churches or join groups that do charitable things. If you don't like that then you shouldn't even care about used goods.
>but they're all sluts too
there is definitely a lot of liberal and "heretic" churches out there whose members probably don't really believe and/or don't even know if they're going to heaven. You can tell a lot of times if it's genuine if they seem kind and weird (because a lot of people think actually believing in God and the supernatural is weird), but not the kind that spazzes out and looks like they have hysteria.

how do you start going to church, do you just show up?

how do you fit-in so people don't think you're a shooter

>Be tall, fit, great fashion sense, reputation as a bad boy
>no gf
>low confidence acne-ridden turbo manlet friend has a gf
>Fat uggo with the face of a grumpy 50 year old has a gf

>20-26
Since they are still in college and 23 is around peak of their looks what they want is a carefree fun and passion

Be a fun person to be around, dont look for a gf, look for a steamy hook up and ironically they will want to be with you for a longer term

Main difference between ages ~23 and around ~18 is that looks isn't the only criteria any more. At this age they realize there is more to men and look for stuff like:
-charisma
-humor
-game
-money
-stile
-social inteligence
-popularity
-free drugs
-strength
-and looks ofcourse

As a 27 years old guy hooking up with 23 year old girls is childs play. Having your apartment, car, wide social circles, many female friends and enough money to throw house parties is a blessing for hooking up.

I have few chubby friends that will hook up with the hottest girls at the party simply because they are party animals with good humor and huge libido.