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Whats the point of all that lifting when most your penis' aren't in the red(perfect) zone or even the green zone? Pretty much all women would rather fuck a skinny manlet with a long dick than someone who strives to be Veeky Forums with an average to small dick.

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8x6 and I'm in the B zone? I always figured I needed a bit more girth. My penis looks too skinny.

You Think i Care if the bitch is getting pleasure?

if that isn't shopped those women have no idea of size considering they're requesting the 1% of not better of cock.

Top 1 percent in both makes you C in that chart.

How do you even come to these results? Serious question.

It's not the real one. The untouched chart had perfect being around the 6.5"-7.5" area. As for how it's done, none of them have any sources whatsoever, so it's probably a bunch of autists making these. Even Pic Related doesn't have a source.

Want to take a real redpill? Unless it's a monsterdong, or a legit micropeen, the difference is minimal. Find an object that is 5", then 6", then 7", etc, and put it in front of your pants. From your perspective, it'll ALWAYS look small,unless you breach into 10" territory. Relative to a man's body, a dick is small. Couple that with insecurity and a bird's eye view, and it looks downright tiny. The "big ass dick" you see in /aco/ is around 18" for God's sake. The ones at BLACKED are pumped full of silicone, and the ones that are not,are 7" or 8", not 12", which appear bigger with camera tricks.

>inb4 dicklet
I'm not saying a 7" isn't better than a 5", but it's a negligible difference, especially when you realize that it'll look small no matter what, unless you're some freak of nature like that guy with the 13" dick.

Veeky Forums's too full of autists sperging, thinking and proclaiming that if you literally cannot smash her fucking pelvis, you shouldn't even unzip your pants.Truth is, women suck at spacial awareness. Read up all the stories on famous dicks. There are stories going around about Liam Neeson's flaccid dick being an "avian bottle", which is literally impossible. Even the 13" guy doesn't have that much flaccid girth, and he's around 9" long. There's another about Daniel Graig having a "massive" flaccid dick, when his actual size, which he showed in an old flick, was an average noodle. There's a WEBM of DaFoe swinging his dick (I have it, but it's a blue board), and yeah, it's bigger than average, but it's not the "absolutely monstrous" flaccid dick his co-stars talk about. Women see things differently, get that through your head.

>tfw 6 1/2 in length bonepressed and 5 in girth masterrace
My gf thinks I’m huge and I physically hurt her with my dick sometimes. More than half of my sexual partners have said that I have a huge dick.

Honestly though, size doesn’t matter unless you have an actual micro penis

penis in the ideal zone ama

3 out of 4 girls i've had sex with have said it hurts but its never been too big to be a problem

>inb4 400 replies

you do realise OP that this is the shopped version of this chart right

Same size dick and i want to fucking kill myself. Jesus i need some fucking perspective here. Is it appropriate to blame the jews for this?

>Is it appropriate to blame the jews for this?
>asking this in 2018

This. I'm around 7.4 5 x 5

bought my gf a dildo thats 7 x 6

she told me she didnt even feel a difference even though there was half an inch of difference in girth. vaginas are pretty elastic

>Same size dick and i want to fucking kill myself.
A bit of self-hate is good, it keeps you on your toes. Just don't go overboard with it.

>Jesus i need some fucking perspective here.
Well yeah. A 5'7" gal on her knees looking at a 6" dick is gonna feel different from a 6'1" guy looking down on his dick. Vaginas didn't evolved with a 12" depth only for dicks to be 5" on average. Give it a rest. Are there Size Queens out there? Sure, but you might as well start fisting her then.

>Is it appropriate to blame the jews for this?
Considering they own the Porn Industry which uses tricks, a 0.00001% of Performers and Surgery to make you feel inadequate, yeah.

>tfw 5.5 x 5.0
I'm making a conscious choice to reject all other graphs and imprint this one in my mind as the true one

>tfw you are still ideal

Feels superior

C O P E
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>Literally rolling your dick size

>it's an "every user has at least an 8.5" dick" episode
Gotta say, the writers of this season are pretty lazy. The old showrunner had better picks.

Dick size doesnt mean shit man, mine is pretty much 8 inches but Im still a virgin at the age of 27. Dont sweat it if your dick isnt compareable to the ones you see in porn, just enjoy life as it is. Most girls wont know the difference of an inch anyway

Have you ever had sex with a women?

That question also goes to all the fags who think that anything smaller than a $5 footlong won’t please a woman

are you another one of those anthropometry-denying posters user

i fucking hate those posters

How do you measure girth?
Can I choose the thickest part or how is it done?

Choose the thickest part, tie the measuring tape around and see where the beginning and end overlap. An average dick is about 4.5" to 5" in girth.

My dick is 9.25 x 5.5
Long but I'm a girthlet
I'm beyond depressed and lonely and the only bright spot in my future is death.

Decided to do some serious gear for mass and dick girth gains then a lot of cocaine. THEN I'll go out whoring.

Every Veeky Forums Dick Thread

>starts out with insecure average guys
>"yeah I feel you, my literally above average 6.6" dick really sucks" the next user says
>continues with "yeah,I agree, my 7" just feels so bad"
>incoming "having an 8" is really fucking awful guys" comment
>finish with "my 9.5" dick is like such a noodle it fucking hurts"
Never change Veeky Forums, never change.

>inb4 dicklet
Eh, I'm not the one going on an Irish Rabbit-Foot Image Board to claim I have a literal 0.00000000001% dick.

>tfw 7.5 x 6.5

Fuck yeah

THe best part is that the colours make a penis

>6 1/2 in length bonepressed and 5 in girth masterrace
how many finger can you get in.
i'm 7 1/2 in length and 6'1/2 in girth and i can still use it fine with anyone.
in fact one girl i was good friend with told me she was good at faking after i told her her moans where a huge turn on. i can hide 3 of my fingers under my dick, and she could only comfortably fit too, i tried 3 one day to see how she would react, told me to take it easy. from then i i knew she wasn't faking.
also told me once if it doesn't fit just ram in.
i think girls just like to be dominated
master race bro, just long enough you can still go balls deep with most and just thick enough most can handle it. any more length or girth would be too much i think

>Eh, I'm not the one going on an Irish Rabbit-Foot Image Board to claim I have a literal 0.00000000001% dick.
I am and I actually had several girls deny me sex because it was too big. They didn't even try to fit it inside. Nope. They just told me to fuck off.

Even the girls who wanted to try weren't impressed since, quote, "You hitting my cervix is what I imagine a kick to the balls feels like".

Got a big dick, every single girl I've fucked wanted more. Gf told me her ex dick didn't satisfy her because too small. Good for me I guess?

>trying to convince anons on a Brazilian Plastic Surgery Forum that you have a dick in the 99.9th percentile
WEW!

>inb4 dicklet
Sure, never said I was an 8" monster. Either post a link to Imgur with a timestamp, or fuck off.

thoughts?
little over 7.5" long x 6 1/4 girth

i.imgur.com/GWXEgsf.jpg

Fuck

>t.7x6"
Lets be honest lads most women have no idea how big you are. 90% of my friends have bragged about their boyfriends having 8+" dicks despite the likelihood of this being true being practically non-existent. Most women will think you're above average provided you don't have a literal micropenis. Nor are they the pornstars they like to brag about being; I've had several instances where they've complained about feeling cervix-bashed despite laying it on thick about how well they can take a good dicking and how there's no way I'm big enough for that to be a concern prior to sleeping with them

Yup, that'll do. Dunno if it's you since it has no timestamp, but at least you made the effort. Guy who has it, you or whoever else, sure is lucky.

Try women who've had a kid, they either are ok with it or like the feeling

yea, that is true
t. fucked a single mom

Just talking about this won't do shit. Anyone have any actual success increasing girth? I have gone from 5.9 to 7 inches length by jelqing but still 5'' girth, would like 5.5.

>be ashamed of being a dicklet
>on the verge of an heroing
>get on NoFap
>come to terms with it
>looks as if it grew, even
>come to this thread
>see around 6" is pretty much great for most gals
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>anons share Big Dick stories
>actually provide evidence
>mfw
F-Fuck m-my l-life.

Can't confirm.

>I have gone from 5.9 to 7 inches length by jelqing
Does it actually work? Any links?

i asked this in another thread but it died before i saw the replies
is that true that there is a rumour of latins having a thick cock?
my legth is averange bot my grith is very above averange

tfw 7 1/2 long but barely 5 in circumference

Damn dude, that’s a nice cock

The length part seems legit but the girth part is out of fucking proportion
I have a 7.5 incher with about 5.7'' girth and it doesn' t look like a pencildick at all

People report success over at the GoodLookingLoser forum.

dick bros!

Have taken about 2 years in total of consistent jelqing. Some people have insanely complicated routines but I just do normal ok-grip jelqing 10-15 min when I wake up and 10-15 min when I go to bed with some coconut oil.

This has worked for me, but the key is to be carefull and not fuck your shit up and stay consistent.

bro I'm 6 length and 4.5 girth and I've never had a babe complain. Actually I've had a few girls that said I was a big dude lol. Girls eyeball inches for shit, you can easily lie and add an inch and a half when talking to them and they wouldn't know the difference

>I've never had a babe complain
>Actually I've had a few girls that said I was a big dude lol

>what is lying

7"+ is only like 10% of the population,
Also women a shit when it comes to sizing, tell her you got a 6.5" when it's only 5" and she'll believe you

Dude, we almost have the exact same dick. Think mine might be 7.7-7.8 though.
Doesn't it feel like it's a bit skinny though?
Also, any exercises to improve girth?

>more than half this thread has a 7"+
Stop lying or share timestamps like that user above.

>tfw 9long 4wide
Fucking kill me

that is me
thanks

>the absolute COPE in this thread
>dicklets doubting everyone
>other dicklets pretending their in the 0.001% of the population
KEK!

I mean complain as in being too small you fucking coconut head. When they said I was a big dude they were giving me a complement before they went to town.

Mine is in the middle of the red here and I have a dick I always thought was small. Either this picture is some serious coping or porn has distorted my views.

>think everyone in this thread is LARPing about their 7.5"+ dicks
>user actually posts proof

6.5" isn't bad r-right?

>7x6.5
>close enough to A to know what true suffering is
Should I just end it?

>6.5" length
>5" girth
>gf literally can't take it without lube even though her pussy is a faucet

Petite women were a mistake. This isn't even a humblebrag, I actually don't really know what to do, I thought my dick was average/below average.

>porn has distorted my views
What do (you) think?

>me at the bottom

Like I said, a 7" is better than a 5", even just for aesthetics and ego, but remove all the camera angles, and the difference is pretty small. Plus, girls literally suck at understanding dimensions. If Craig's flaccid dick is considered "huge", then I'm fucking Godzilla... Me, I've been on NoFap for about a week and haven't had an erection since then. I'm kinda scared to measure it,but at the very worst my half-chub's 5", so I'm good.

Now, is it possible a Thot will laugh at you and refuse to have sex with you if you don't pull out a 7"? Yeah, it is. But are these really the kind of girls you're looking for? What, if you met a gal you really liked and feel connected, but her vagina was a bit mismashed and her boobs slightly smaller than you thought, you'd just drop her and leave?

>tfw thought my dick was average but it's actually 6.5"x5" so above average
Feels good, tho it's not like I ever used it. Maybe some day.

someone post the truth please!
>webm of bbc hitting all spots

Have an 9x8 and all girls complain, they want more!

You have literally the perfect dick, why would you off yourself?

is it true women prefer BBC?

Anyone else here girthlet?

5" here and life is suffering.

girthlet reporting in, only 7. All the grills i fukked want more!

>being insecure because of what girls think

General dicklet here. 28 cm length, 20 cm girth. It's a fucking nightmare. A gal kicked me out of bed last week, saying I might as well be an Asian. I'm considering transitioning.

you dont know the suffering

Feeling you man, fuck no horsecock to please qts

>caring how women feel durin sex
the chad dont even care. he have sex for his own plesure. your dick size isnt even matter when your virgin.

5" girth is above average. Average is like 4.5" I think. Check that study with 15000 men.

I'm in the red and I'm 6'6". There is literally no reason for me not to be lifting.

>Feeling you man, fuck no horsecock to please qts
Worst thing is, I lost half my length due to surgery (I had Penyore or whatever it's called). Used to be a real noodle-dicked 40 cm. I guess now it's a chode, but... it's too small! How will I fuck 5'10" blonde beauties?! Only the Mega-Giga 60 cm x 50 cm BEE-BEE-CEE can do that.

>dicklet
>28 cm
>How do I metric?

>tfw 6.5x6

Wtf user, I'm being serious and you're fucking messing with me?! What, are you some microdicklet Burger who thinks 11" is big? LMAOing at your life!

all of a sudden i relise OP is a faggot

This
>caring what women think

>7.5x6.25
I’m in the perfect zone, but 4 of the 5 girls I dated were unable to climax from PIV, even with vibrators so it didn’t really make much difference.

They like the look, but I don’t think it made any difference in sex, and 3 of the girls couldn’t even take it all at first

>no one posting cocks except one
Disappointing

So much this!

>women
>Generally really bad at spatial reasoning, somehow know how big the cocks of men they fuck are

>men
>insecure about the size of their cocks (even when they're above average) thus willing to lie to themselves and the women they get with about it

You're all retarded

that looks fukin tiny bro, who tall r u?

It's still B

6'3
post yours

>literally looks bigger than the Jew-Trucked pornstar cocks
>l-looks t-tony bro
I wish I had user’s dick.

cope

At least I'm not coping with double digit IQ

>cut

Yeah, sure... let's ask women what they want and take it at face value. is Veeky Forums really this gullible?

>tfw a and virgin

I feel like having this big dick makes me insecure

It's hard having a big dick as a social pariah. Because you want to let people know you have a big dick, but how do you do that without becoming a sex offender or creepy?

>smegma

>Girl I'm with complements me so it must be true
kek

I'm at the point where I feel like posting it online and fish for compliments from thots

do it