Blocks your path

>tfw dick so small, you wear your underpants so tight your balls create a bulge
Beware of da BEE-BEE-CEE!

>Nigger
>Balding
>Bad heart from excessive roiding
>Dicklet
>Ugly watch
>Gay wristband
>Faggot tatoos
>Smile that says "bro im fucking high, what about you?"
>Probably mid 30s
>Literally only has a 6 pack despite excessive roiding

Decent muscle on this gorilla but would never want to be him

>be Black Panther
>be Black Trump, but actually do the things the media accuses you off
>have a YUGE WALL
>people are dying
>nah, not muh problem
>blame wippipo for African Slavery
>act high and mighty a rock fell from space where you were shitting
>hoard the cure for cancer cause "wippipo gonna ruin it"
>worship a snow white cat
>Yuropoor Usurper from tiny shithole comes in
>destroys your country
>your God prefers him to you
>she gives him all the Vibranium
>only manage to "win" after you destroy the Vibranium and call upon the entire fucking Super-Hero world to stop one dicklet autist in an Alexander Duma Mask
>m-muh d-dick
WEW!

>All this salt

Veeky Forums's got a pretty bad case of sour purple drank

Beat him up and go on.

>BIG JIZZY

Cope: The post

>Smile and nod
>"Excuse me"
>Pass him

Unironically this desu quite honest my extended family

The fuck are you talking about you deranged retard.

I'm a casual racist and even i admire this niggers body, the motherfucker hit the ratio's perfectly. Doesn't take a fucking scientist to see that

top kek

>nigger
People of all races can be aesthetic
>balding
In my eyes being bald is worth the insane roid body
>dicklet
I’m sick of you natty cucks saying roids causes small dick, it can cause testicular not dick shrinkage but it won’t if you take the correct preventative drugs
>faggot tattoos
I actually agree with you with this one what is with some body builders and faggot tattoos, rich pianas are probably the worst example of this.

There has been enough violence, just walk away.

straight outta Baki

made for BBC

>*blacks your path

This can’t be real

Are you on that whey thing sir

Why not? America is in love with its black people.

Why so asymmetrical!?

Tell him to put on clothes, then carry on with my day.

Black Panther #12 or so. Hudlin’s run. It’s one or two issues after the marriage.

Unfortunately it's real.
Marvel's comic book division has really succumbed to the lefty sjw nigger.
Not sure why. The only people I know that read comics are conservatives.

COPE: /pol/ special edition

FFS and people wonder why i abandoned most popular culture these days, it's been liberalized and fucked sideways with MUH DIVERSITY FUCK WHITE MEN.

I'd quickly pull his boxers down and measure his dick to check if the BBC meme is real, using my tape measure that I carry on myself at all times should an occasion like this present itself.

This one's older. BASED Doom just tells it like it is.

>The only people I know that read comics are conservatives.
Aren't comics sales dwindling due to all this stuff?

>Aren't comics sales dwindling due to all this stuff?
Extremely. On average there has been a spike in trades, but floppies are going down. You spent 4$ for about 5 minutes of entertainment. It's like if you're watching a TV Show, and have to pay 10$ for each episode, but an episode only airs once a month.

Honestly Big 2 stuff aren't worth it. Bar one or two titles, I've moved to indies, and the quality's better. Better paper, smaller prices, a bigger bang for your buck.

Ask him how is his day going
Try to be as nice as possible
Offer him a pack of gum, because i always carry gums so people recognize me
All the school knows me as
Mike the Gum
Would you like a gum sir?

call my wife and tell her i'm bringing home her christmas gift early

ask him what his cycle is and if he can hook me up with some test and dbol