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How do I ask my barber for this haircut without revealing my powerlevel?

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Here's what you do, user.

Look your barber in the eye and say "I want an SS undercut. Hitler did nothing wrong." Then sit down in the barber's chair and close your eyes for the duration of the haircut. If the barber tries to talk to you, simply respond with "I'm sorry, but I'm under strict orders from the Fuhrer himself not to discuss that with you." When the haircut is done, do a roman salute and yell SEIG HEIL before goose-stepping out of the shop.

t. also have an undercut, did the above many times

Show him the picture faggot.

show them a picture of exactly what you want, don't both trying to describe it, different barbers use different lingo, and what's short to one might be long to another

t. barber

just go up to him and askmsumtin

Say you suck dicks

fpbp

"Can I have a low 1 faded up into a 2 on the back and sides and just a trim on the top please"
OP you are certified autistic if this is too hard for you

It's called a short back and sides you complete fucking idiot. It's hardly some obscure haircut

I am getting a haircut in half an hour. Have no idea what to get.

I feel more aeshetic and look more 'pretty' when I have longer hair but I feel like beta.

When my hair is shorter I feel less pretty boysih and more like a Chad.

When I have long hair I want short hair and when I have short hair I want longer.

I know I am indecisive faggot. Any advice?

Isnt it a textured crop?

50-50

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Praise Kek! Get pic related haircut

How much of an idiotic twat will I look like if I get this haricut

Well, style my hair like this I mean

I would be thrown in jail just for saying that. Fick mein Leben.

"No.1 on the back and sides, crop that up nice and close to the top. trim the top back to a bit more than a finger width"

But a set of clippers and do it yourself. Or have your girlfriend do it. Or your wife. Or both. Or your mama.

Man buns aren't cool anymore man we missed it. We use fashion inspired by 10/10 hitler youth 1930's pants droppers now. The nazis had style. Of all of the terrible things they did, looking shitty wasn't one of them.

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I'm aiming for pic related. If you're thin/ripped with this hair, girls will swoon

Very much, unless you have the face, facial hair, and physique to pull it off.

>ywn be this autistic/alpha

If youre to autistic to ask for anything. Just cut your own god damn hair and keep it maintained. If you can even do that just fucken shave it. No use in being an autistic with bad hair. Might as well be autistic with no hair.

>Just cut your own god damn hair

I did this for two years straight and I ended up almost bald because I fucked it so many times. Just now am I starting to grow some hair back so I can go to the hairdresser.

I literally got send into a depression because it fucked with my looks so I wouldnt go outside without a cap for months.

Pretty embarrassing.

>tfw i moved and can't go to my usual barber anymore

What the FUCK fit i know is not related but i'm too scared to begin with a new barber

> all the terrible things they did
I still can't believe they failed to kill all the jews.

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>all these digits wasted on this indecisive little faggot

Consider 'em unchecked, guy.

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Look up your head shape and hairline them choose from that selection.

>jail
you would get nothing more than a gelddstrafe or a few sozialstunden

>not shaving head

Never gonna make it. Also, balding sucks.

>all these low t haircuts

haircut threads on any board are by far the faggiest shit ever

Shaving your balding head is more the lack of a haircut.

LOL

>tfw stannismode

Long hair don't care

The best male haircuts are easy to do though. Unless you have some faggy shit you’ll be alright.

Now moving to a different gym, THAT is something which always makes me nervous

*grunts in your path*

Too bad the best barbers here are kurds

Who here /grandmawig/ mode?

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Pls daddy

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Christ on a crutch OP.
That haircut is called a "high fade" not an "undercut."
Buy a clippers for $14.88 at Ross and just do it yourself.
Holy shit you are worthless as a human if you can't cut your own high fade.

>all these low t haircuts

Low DHT maybe

High DHT you fuck.

He was referring to the fact that they are NOT bald, unlike Statham

You niggers do know that you only go bald from DHT your hair follicles are susceptible to DHT right ?
If they aren't you can piss testosterone and not go bald.

Literally go to the fucking barber and say

>Short on the sides and back
>Longer on top

Now on sides you go with 1 or 2, and on top you tell him to cut by little until it's what you want.

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>2018
>still afraid to reveal power level
Nothing makes a women more attracted to you then being 100% confident with your beliefs and never apologizing for them.

If you are good looking, you will look good.
If you are not, you will not.
How old are you and how is this beyond you still

Good haircut, pal. Now go lift some weights.

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what do u ask for this

>He doesn't know what kind of hair that is proper to wear for the occasions which he is in the most.
>He is insecure wheter or not it is proper to have a mustache or beard.
>He cannot dress him self in a suitable manner for different occasions.
>He calls himself a man.

are you lil dicky?

buzz

Buzz cut
Bonus if you can grow a full beard
It's the most alpha male look
You can also do it your self and keep that fresh cut look daily

lmao @ hairlets

>be me
>go to the barbers
>asks me how I want my hair
>realize I know nothing about what various haircuts are called
>just sperg out and say "short"

You know that actor is a Jew?

Ask for a high fade

Post bobs and vagiene pls

Sorry no vagene.

In which movie did Ralph Fiennes play a nazi?

Schindler's List

How long have you been on estrogen?

Good thing you could show us those womanly tit, goes well with the hair

Take this picture in and show him. It's not as hard as you think

am i Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums?

racemixing was a mistake

What happened to Mr, Obama?

fit but ugly as shit

Lrn2use product and you wont look like a furry ballsack

lol wtf? I'm full viet buddy

I'll take it desuuuuu

What do you mean, " long hair don't care"? you trying to say that you have long hair and you don't care? Or are you saying if someone has long hair you disregard them? Or are you simply stating that long hair is emotionally unaffected by it's surroundings?

"give me the tommy shelby"