Am I making it, Veeky Forums?

>why does ass always have to grow the fastest?
I fucking wish

that ass is quite nice tho
n-no homo

Cute

OP what's with the obamaphone quality pic.

If you're gonna gaybait, pls do it correctly. Also have follow up pics ready,

After being on SS for a while i have this problem too. My gf always slaps/squeezes my ass lol. She has alluded to wanting to try new things in bed but I don't want to undermine my dominance in the relationship.

Anyone else get this? what do...

Bump for butts

Is this a stealth current butt thread?

i hope so
posting mine

lmao

>what do...
Prepare your anus.

Would smack and lightly kiss /10

Oh yeah? what else would you do

Good exercises for butts besides humping a barbell? I got reported by a Stacy and i can't do those

squat & dead lift

I've got the same problem but I also have anterior pelvic tilt so it's even worse

hyperextensions. sounds odd but it is good. add w/ regular squats and you'll be well off

nothing wrong with having a nice ass

make her wear a strap-on and pin her down and ram your ass onto that thick plastic cock

piss on her and give her a good firm backhand and say "this will not change anything you hear me" after you're done to assert dominance

If you want to degrade her further, flip-fuck a guy in front of her

Nothing,

I'm not a degenerate

Sup bro, I'm Ben Dover
Nice to meat you

This is unironically why I don't squat anymore.

yeah nothing worse than having really strong and robust glutes and lower back.