Laying a protein fart down by the gym bunnies

>laying a protein fart down by the gym bunnies

>indulging in your own protein fart in the comfort of your own blanket

I ripped out a 10 second long monster fart this morning in front of a group of girls

>sniffing that vinegar ball sack sweat after gym

>sniffing the stench of your own armpits after getting sweaty

u niggas are weird

i thought i was the only one.

>squatting
>decline anyway

>lifting the bedsheet with your knees, farting, then letting your knees down to blow the fart back into your face

this, maybe I am a faggot but I love the pheremones that I make when training near women

shit smells so good

>taking massive protein shit
>don't flush
>let everyone enjoy the aroma

>sniffing that vulgar nut sweat while in the gym

*sniff* *sniff* "mmmm..."

>ripping a fat hot stinky GOMAD assblast while walking past the hottest girl in the gym with the fattest ass

My nigga

saaaame

what do you guys mean by "protein shit"

>smell of crusted semen emanating from your yellowed and faded gym shorts

protein fueled farts. much stinkier than the average one

I do this

wow Veeky Forums is just like me

You must remember you are on Veeky Forums. Maybe one post in this whole thread actually happened after they had a protein shake with their hot pockets.

>barely holding onto your sudden urge to diarrhea during OHP
>make it to the crowded bathroom in time to paint the toilet
>discover gym only has 1ply

Im on 160-200g peotein a day and i never have these farts, you morons.

>tfw body as adjusted completely to shitting when I get back to dorm after class. Roomates not home either so I just shit with the door open, so cozy.

what the fuck thats disgusting as fuck wtf

universities have all sorts of quiet bathrooms to poop in around campus
enjoy it while you can

>friend in car
>Release a Nagasaki brotein fart
>Lock windows

>farting on the gym paki

I protein farted on a bus and made a girl puke once.

literally did this a few hours ago

my man

you pagal

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>taking a squatting poopie on top of adjustable benches

>blasting a hellish spinach and sausage fart in the car with the heat on full blast and the windows up
I am a disgusting creature