Tfw 5'7 but I tell people I'm 5'10 and they believe it

>tfw 5'7 but I tell people I'm 5'10 and they believe it

>tfw 6'3 but I tell people I'm 6'0 and I get shot because im white in fucking South Africa

Get out of there bro what are you doing.

>tell people I'm 6"2
>actually 187cm but wear timbs so people can't tell the difference

I don't have enough money to move to the UK, I could move to fucking Mozambique if I could, I've been there before and its quite okay

>be 5'9"
>turbo manlets tell women they're 5'9" all their life
>women now think that actual 5'9" is much shorter than it is

This is just like dick inflation. Women think that a 6 inch dick is 10 inches long.

>leaving for neo africa aka the uk
lmao whats the point

>tfw 5'4 but I tell people I'm 6'2 so I get to ride her

>tfw 6'1 but tell people I'm 5'10 when I'm with 5'9/5'10 friends to embarass them in front of girls or when anyone short tells his height I say I'm the same height

>"believe"
>not actually autistic enough to divulge into the topic with you

pick one