What say to this brapphog

What say to this brapphog

Also tinder thread

>table spoon of wasabi for $0.26
Fucking gold diggers man. I did the same thing for free.

something not autistic
why are you asking Veeky Forums?
you DO want to bang this woman right?

She's pretty. I hope you get to have sex with her, user.

>tfw no good matches in the last 2 months

What happened bros ?

Send her a pic of your dick and the message "Say hello to my little friend"

How to respond?

Is she comparing you to Kylo Ren?
Talk to her about Star wars I guess.

I put a pic of me with pants like that in my bio lmao
Just an excuse for a shirtless pic t b h

Can I use tinder if I am a KV NEET that lives with their parents? Asking for a friend.

"new phone who dis?"

Only if you get your mom's permission first

Yes. Besure to mention that in your opening line.

>grills so desparate for white male attention they pretend the new star wars movies are their favourite thing
The Marvel debacle all over again. Sad.

What do I follow this up with? She hasn't responded in hours.

You tryna make it Reylo? :wink:

If they don't answer you stop, simply as that.
The worst thing to do is to keep going, and more if several hours have passed

Where did I fuck up lads?

Also what should I do now

>"if you're my type"
>Two sures in a row instead of just asking what date she'd be free to get coffee or a drink

Well first off, there wasn't really that good of flirting on your side, second you type way too much compared to her which makes you look too invested and needy, and third that question mark just came off as insecure.

trips of truth. i messed up

yeah my first match, just starting out.

ill message again tomorrow acting like nothing happened and see how it goes

Bump

Hey, me too.

>I'm really force-sensitive. Wanna see?
Then proceed to cry.

Always fuck at their place then. If it works out, and you end up liking each other, then proceed to improve your life so you can move out. You have no idea how much of a motivator for building love is.