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>start going to the gym on nye
>everything going great doing squats and the elliptical
>a manlet starts hitting on you

im not going back

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tits or gtfo

Like a 5'6" manlet or a 5'11" manlet????

>manlets actively attempting to attract females at the gym
>lanklets shying away and spelling over their spaghetti

Does it matter? That's like asking if a hambeast was 300 or 400 pounds, both are subhuman

They won't go away until you tell them "shoo shoo".

kill yourself

a 5'6" manlet sis

i almost had a breakdown in the middle of the gym

>tfw 5'5" manlet with 7" dick
>tfw too autistic to talk to woman

shouldn’t you be working on not being a fatfuck instead of larping on a sudanese goat herding forum?

Why does height matter at all

uhhh thanks?

please dont

play damsel in distress to the nearest chad you can find and he will dispose of your pest problem

show me ur breast girl
im not like other men

>5'5" manlet with 7" dick
what are you an actor on BLACKED?

Remember that the womanlet cutoff is 5'8

All the blacked dudes are at least 6'. I watch a lot of it.

Well yeah duh I'll take the 300 pounds dumb ass.
Metaphor game- would you rather get punched once or punched twice?

no way, some of them are barely taller than the girls

Yeah 5' 6" don't blame ya they are supposed to keep to themselves and interbreed.

Are you under the impression that a 7" dick is impressive enough to make up for your height?

I'm 5'5" and still got a big tiddy gf. Met her at the gym too. You can do it brahs.

7" is a long dick. It's close to 50% longer than the average penis.

How

It is?

The numbers don't add up though. Even IF (IF) 7" is in the top 50 percentile, 5' 6" is in the bottom 20 percentile for height (being generous).

I decided to stop being an autist and started talking to other gym goers. Guys first, then when I got comfortable I took the training wheels off and chatted up girls. Helps that I've been working out for 5 years so I breddy good. It's not rocket science man, most of the retards here never tried to be sociable so they think it's impossible.

I look* pretty good.

heck no, im white

>White
>Manlet
>Racist
What is the appeal of you? What would a woman ever get out of being in a relationship with you?

More white children.

7" is minimum requirement for women you stupid fuck, 6" is average so 7" is definitely nothing great

To ride in the front of the bus

ive got money and i dont have a humanities degree

>go to the gym to workout and am use to working out by myself
>go early in the day just so it isn't packed
>doing my own thing when girl starts talking to me
>not autism so talk to her and help her out
>think that's it
>she somehow latches on everytime she sees me
>get to the gym late one day
>packed
>girl sees me instantly and drags me into her gym buddy group
>say hello and excuse myself.
>as I'm putting my headphones in I hear behind me "I'll be back guys, have a good workout."
>go upstairs to stretch...she walks next to me and stretches with me
>...she somehow became my gym buddy and it's fucking my whole routine up

How the fuck did this happen

More than the woman can offer me.

This

is she a qt at least?

She likes you bro go for it

yeah, im a manlet, that pretty much kill all expectations for me, but dont talk as if you wouldnt bang a 6'3" shredded skinhead you hypocrite cunt

Did I stumble into pindick incel general by accident?

welcome to Veeky Forums

are you me?
>5'5" hapa with 6.75"

I’m 5’3 but don’t let that stop you from anything I get mired from girls everyday because my body is on point.

I bench 225 and squat 350 so that makes up for my height and chicks dig it. I fucked lots of girls so if you are short man just don’t give a fuck I don’t even think about the fact that I’m 5’3 anymore because I fuck so many bitches and my lifts are insane.

Like it’s really not as bad as people make it seem being this short of course I’d like to be taller sometimes but fuck that because being short means I gotta be more confident then the tall guys and chicks dig confidence I get mired a lot more then the tall guys at my gym.

Really being 5’3 isn’t that big of a deal at all.

So like what if i did try and still failed because im a social retard? How do you socialize?

Pretty sure at 5'3" you're often the bud of some inside joke user. I'm very sorry

I've failed before. Just keep trying dude. Just because you fail one time does not mean you'll never succeed. Talk about anything under the sun - as long as it's appropriate - that's what normies do. The easiest thing is to talk about workouts, diets etc. since you're already at the gym.

5'3" is a big deal. That's midget status. At least if you're 5'6" most girls still aren't taller than you.

Do you want benis in vagene?

Does anybody have the rarely posted image of him posing for the camera? What a legend.

>Really being 5’3 isn’t that big of a deal at all.
maybe if you live in a mexican or asian neighbourhood

...

how much do you weigh? How long did it take you to reach 2pl8?
I'm 5'5" @ 135 and i can barely rep 1pl8 bench for 5 reps. Tips for a fellow manlet who would like to reach angry mushroom status?

just eat loads and lift regularly it's not rocket surgery

its an episode of lanket larping because he found his gf masturbating to zac efron pics again

>Needs a speech to cope
When will they learn?

>lies on back
>hip thrusts

>being 5'3 isnt that big of a deal

yeah we know lol

oh hunny sweetie

classic napoleon

is this pasta

lmao

>See coworker I have a huge crush on at gym
>She is there trying rock climbing for first time
>She comes over and talks to me and I tell her I climb a lot and we should go some time
>She finds me to say goodbye before she leaves
>Both of us smiling for duration of encounter
BREHS I feel like im so close but what if she is just nice and is it even a good idea to date coworker?
minimum wage temporary job btw but could still be trouble.

you go rock climbing?

nice
ive been looking to get into free solo climbing lately

what have you done to deserve namefagging

Just become famous like Daniel radcliff

say you have a surprise for her, drag her to the bathroom, and then blow her

>IF
howlongismyschlong.com/

>start going to the gym on nye
>not going back
Neck yourself, you're fucking worthless

>starts going to the gym nye
>already a bitch

>SHE IS A TIGHT PERSON

What did he way?
Or was he just looking at you from distance?

Also stop being a pussy user, creepy obese fat ass women and milfs hit on me all the time and i just ignore them.

>claims to be female
>acts no better than the other faggots around here
NEVER
GOING
TO
MAKE
IT

>lanklets are larping as females now on the board

the absolute state of ugly faggots

Theres no way this is accurate, but thanks for the ego boost.

Damn you gotta be uggo if a manlet that short thinks he has a chance.

my mom is 5 feet max and i managed to be 6 feet 1 inche, seriously how cucked gotta be your genes to dont be +6 feet nowadays ?

you literally are invallid at 5 feet something

>short stride lenght
>too short for dunking
>lanklets beat you in armwrestling


please dont breed in case i reincarnate in one of your sons

lmao no, they use sub 5'3" actresses. They're all manlets

it's from an UK study, it's actually legit. Men e-stat on the internet so the internet average is about 2" higher than the real one

>ask about inches
>Veeky Forums
>/femfit/
>kys